The tweet archive.

“@Kreative Vastly better maps/nav coming soon”

“@dd_hogan Ok”

“@Jason @Tesla Sure”

“@kabirakhtar Yeah, it’s terrible. Had to upgrade old Linux OS and a bunch of drivers first. Major browser upgrades coming to all cars in a few months. Note, will be slower at first until code is optimized.”

“@sustainableanna @VanSeedBank Similar total size. Maybe slightly bigger to account for a really gamechanging (I think) feature I’d like to add.”

“@IamSamCrompton Sustainable energy production with solar and batteries will grow much faster than auto on a percentage basis. That will be a big focus next year, with primary remaining Model 3 ramp.”

“@MCFlashTube Was gonna say we’ll do all but the last, but that last one sounds like good, cheesy fun :)”

“@MadsVeiby Should be in next update”

“@moskov Done”

“@VanSeedBank I promise that we will make a pickup truck right after Model Y. Have had the core design/engineering elements in my mind for almost 5 years. Am dying to build it.”

“@SeanMahoneyAP Sorry for the delay. We have the most advanced AI neural net of any consumer product by far, so it’s going through exhaustive testing. The results are blowing me away though and I think you will have a similar experience.”

“Wanted again to send a note of deep gratitude to Tesla owners WW for taking a chance on a new company that all experts said would fail. So much blood, sweat & tears from the Tesla team went into creating cars that you’d truly love. I hope you do. How can we improve further?”

“@Nicmedia123 We will! At least, whatever is left over after we build the obelisks.”

“@alhenry1231 The circle is complete”

“@Steven_McKie Ok”

“Hats sold out, flamethrowers soon!”

“@ultralightbeam It does often seem that the most entertaining belief or outcome is the most likely to prevail”

“@mrcsscco True”

“So strange that people often believe things inversely proportionate to the evidence. Given a set of possible explanations, why pick the extremely unlikely one!?”

“@Kwebbelkop Yes”

“Having a sinking feeling that most people actually do think it was aliens …”

“When you get the new Tesla software update, go Ho Ho Ho. There’s an Easter egg inside the Easter egg, but it’s not funny.”

“46k limited edition boring hats sold, 4K to go. Then flamethrower.”

“I think last night might have been the biggest Rorschach test ever”

“@planet4589 @CristatoLive @SpaceX Isn’t it obvious?”

“If you liked tonight’s launch, you will really like Falcon Heavy next month: 3 rocket cores & 3X thrust. 2 cores return to base doing synchronized aerobatics. 3rd lands on droneship.”

“@NeerajKA Never heard of it https://t.co/qTK5ICDxmm https://www.theonion.com/bitcoin-plunge-reveals-possible-vulnerabilities-in-craz-1821134169?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=The_Onion_twitter”

“Nuclear alien UFO from North Korea https://t.co/GUIHpKkkp5”

“@CristatoLive @SpaceX It was definitely aliens”

“Launch underway https://t.co/llNdEWbHBp https://x.com/spacex/status/944378729219756033”

“@goodaudz @mtlbagelboy @paulkrugman His “PhD” is in literature (really), presumably bad fiction”

“@redletterdave How much is it?”

“I love Twitter”

“@rbrome @paulkrugman Bloody hell, I’m going to have to write a blog. Can’t fit this into tweets.”

“@ben_made_new @paulkrugman I would only call someone an idiot if people were mistakenly under the impression that the person was smart”

“@paulkrugman However, public transit is obviously not fully solving the problem, as most major cities have been in traffic hell for decades with no solution in sight. Multi-level tunnels can solve this, but we need much better tunneling technology, as it is currently super slow and expensive.”

“@Youri_Hart Major navigation overhaul coming in early 2018. Will be light-years ahead of current system, but we are testing it rigorously before rolling out.”

“@paulkrugman For the record, I actually love trains, most subways and London buses.”

“@paulkrugman Idiots can be very dangerous when they seem smart, but aren’t (having “PhD” in their bio is a dead giveaway), as some policymakers may get fooled. That’s what really bothered me about that human cat meme / transit “expert”.”

“Glad to see that Tesla owners are having a good experience. Working to improve further. Some cool software updates coming soon. https://t.co/16NabnHeuD https://x.com/teslamotorsclub/status/943864830943006721”

“@nickwadlow Sorry about that. Thanks for letting me know. Will get it fixed.”

“@nzben @SwiftOnSecurity With people around, so you can see scale https://t.co/e0w1W0nJKv”

“@sally_alcot @NASA If things go perfectly, all three rocket booster cores will come back and land. Sides back at the Cape, center on the droneship.”

“Falcon Heavy launching from same @NASA pad as the Saturn V Apollo 11 moon rocket. It was 50% higher thrust with five F-1 engines at 7.5M lb-F. I love that rocket so much.”

“Max thrust at lift-off is 5.1 million pounds or 2300 metric tons. First mission will run at 92%.”

“@ClickHole Hate it when that happens. Some people are so rude!”

“Falcon Heavy at the Cape https://t.co/hizfDVsU7X”

“@PainInTheArt Knight Rider is real”

“Thanks! https://t.co/dr3cFPSXje https://x.com/reuters/status/943184202983530498”

“@lukealization For now, we only use those on super hot reentry missions. Will go to all Ti with Falcon 9 V5, which is a few months away.”