The tweet archive.

“@thomas_quinlan @slashdot @mavtechie @FlatEarthOrg Where’s the evidence!?”

“@slashdot @mavtechie @FlatEarthOrg I also support the Concave Earth and Hollow Globe Societies. Just covering my bases …”

“HG2G”

“42k”

“@ALilling @humantransit Meant to say “sanctimonious idiot””

“@WIRED Good point. It’s just a really bad and fundamentally misleading article that doesn’t actually represent my point of view at all. Other publications referred to it as an “interview”.”

“@humantransit You’re an idiot”

“@WIRED This depressingly misleading & misanthropic article came from a very brief digression at an AI conf, not from an interview with Wired as is falsely implied. This is why I stopped following Wired long ago. There are way better tech pubs out there.”

“@turnislefthome Yes”

“@LuisFCorreia Yeah, pretty much anywhere”

“@IvanEscobosa Yes”

“10 hat aficionados, in appreciation for their exquisite taste in millinery, will be picked at random to tour the LA tunnel & drive boring machine”

“@kaaningilamo Our existence cannot just be about solving one miserable problem after another. There need to be reasons to live.”

“It is high time that humanity went beyond Earth. Should have a moon base by now and sent astronauts to Mars. The future needs to inspire. https://t.co/6HjDQnRSA5 https://x.com/newscientist/status/941032850492715009”

“35,000”

“And those are just the really big ones. The Permian was especially bad, unless you were a mushroom. https://t.co/xT9skw3aIx https://t.co/7HWh5oDs7U https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permian–Triassic_extinction_event”

“I know it’s a little off-brand, but kids love it”

“After 50k hats, we will start selling The Boring Company flamethrower”

“Over 30,000 hats sold!”

“@tiamaria68uk Plus a towel and a sign saying “Don’t Panic””

“On Tuesday, SpaceX will attempt to refly both an orbital rocket and spacecraft for the first… https://t.co/Wm5SpjNdMb https://www.instagram.com/p/BcbQ3QVgRHr/”

“@tiamaria68uk Yes”

“@FortuneTech Do it”

“The *real* money comes from merchandising. I learned it from this documentary https://t.co/E4gpqhl6KF https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PQEVgbMqq7o”

“@sm_carl Deal”

“That special hat delivery will take place deep within the real, but fictional (of course), tunnel we are building under LA while you drive the giant machine blindfolded. This will actually happen.”

“@NefuDaBoss Beyond anything you can imagine”

“@TheRealUtkarsh And, at the risk of stating the obvious, extremely boring”

“@TheRealUtkarsh Because it’s stupid”

“@maralkalajian Maybe”

“Every 5000th buyer of our boringly boring hat will get a free hat signed by the delivery guy https://t.co/11TYEUSG4M http://boringcompany.com/hat/”

“Hat”

“@IvanEscobosa Yes”

“To preserve the transcendent majesty & specialness of The Boring Company cap, we are capping cap orders at 50,000 caps. Almost there ... https://t.co/YqjEQAfy3u https://www.boringcompany.com/hat/”

“@novaspivack That’s certainly the right way to go to store massive amounts of data for a long time”

“@highqualitysh1t I love the thought of a car drifting apparently endlessly through space and perhaps being discovered by an alien race millions of years in the future”

“@bonnienorman Red car for a red planet”

“@mswagle Yeah”

“@JC_Channel Yes”

“Payload will be my midnight cherry Tesla Roadster playing Space Oddity. Destination is Mars orbit. Will be in deep space for a billion years or so if it doesn’t blow up on ascent.”

“Falcon Heavy to launch next month from Apollo 11 pad at the Cape. Will have double thrust of next largest rocket. Guaranteed to be exciting, one way or another.”

“@LanceUlanoff What does it look like?”

“Racing video part 2 https://t.co/nQvm2R9K0h https://www.instagram.com/p/BcIAthVDePZ/”

“Model X races a gasoline sports car while towing a sports car https://t.co/xLIwxpZ36r https://www.instagram.com/p/BcGk5jjgyFn/”

“@FredericLambert Electric pods for sure. Rails maybe, maybe not.”

“@FredericLambert A Loop is like a Hyperloop, but without drawing a vacuum inside the tube. Don’t need to get rid of air friction for short routes.”

“@FredericLambert Kinda”

“The Boring Company will compete to fund, build & operate a high-speed Loop connecting Chicago O’Hare Airport to downtown https://t.co/bRqKpzSJjz https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/city-seeking-parties-to-fund-build-operate-ohare-express-service/”

“Why is there no Flat Mars Society!?”

“@KeithManaloto_ @pieterdewit_nz @ThisIsSandeepG As I’ve said before, I am definitely a Martian”