The tweet archive.

“Flamethrowers sold out”

“@chandlerriggs @TheWalkingDead Of course”

“@almeidagoncalo Yes”

“This rocket was meant to test very high retrothrust landing in water so it didn’t hurt the droneship, but amazingly it has survived. We will try to tow it back to shore. https://t.co/hipmgdnq16”

“@omaruddin @stevewoz @Tesla @businessinsider Woz is a lovable, fuzzy bear 🐻”

“@TheWalkingDead @chandlerriggs From the world’s leading experts in zombie defense”

“@SpaceX Now that’s a real flamethrower …”

“https://t.co/LYJOL0T7sC https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6l6vqPUM_FE”

“Falcon Heavy in foreground on Launch Complex 39A and Falcon 9 in background on 40 https://t.co/GiZL3SSE4A https://www.instagram.com/p/BemBlnSAACd/”

“15k”

“@SunDogz ~3k”

“@TheOnion So hard to keep future product releases secret”

“10k”

“@HarisCelic For sure, and it keeps you warm at the same time”

“@JosephHuberman @Tesla Coming soon”

“@DuvalMagic Sure”

“@JeremyHeitman Sentience is overrated”

“But wait, there’s more: the flamethrower is sentient, its safe word is “cryptocurrency” and it comes with a free blockchain”

“@jlgolson Ok”

“@andressa_ojeda @franke @boringcompany Hmm ... portal gun. Now that would be interesting.”

“You’d need millions of zombies for a so-called “apocalypse” anyway. Where would I even get a factory big enough to make so many!?”

“The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false”

“@franke @boringcompany Good thing you didn’t ask about the Freezegun ...”

“@franke @boringcompany Hmmm”

“Unless you like fun”

“Obviously, a flamethrower is a super terrible idea. Definitely don’t buy one.”

“1,000 ordered already, only 19,000 left!”

“When the zombie apocalypse happens, you’ll be glad you bought a flamethrower. Works against hordes of the undead or your money back!”

“Don’t do this https://t.co/e0q6ax60k5 https://www.instagram.com/p/BeeYW0NA1HU/”

“@MKBHD ATF says any flamethrower with a flame shorter than 10 ft is A-ok. Our design is max fun for least danger. I’d be way more scared of a steak knife.”

“Great for roasting nuts 🔥 🥜 https://t.co/MGmkSJhIyx https://www.instagram.com/p/BeeUSFwgLrM/”

“The Boring Company flamethrower guaranteed to liven up any party! https://t.co/n2FiZimJia http://Boringcompany.com/flamethrower”

“Say hello to my little friend … https://t.co/OYg4qhF4Ea https://www.instagram.com/p/BeeTFQ7AYhy/”

“Aiming for first flight of Falcon Heavy on Feb 6 from Apollo launchpad 39A at Cape Kennedy. Easy viewing from the public causeway.”

“Falcon Heavy hold-down firing this morning was good. Generated quite a thunderhead of steam. Launching in a week or so. https://t.co/npaqatbNir”

“@sallyshin Check https://t.co/Il3CWSTPXR for updates http://boringcompany.com/hat”

“@Davidburrusdds Done”

“@thenosyt Definitely. You will be able to do pretty much anything via voice command. Software team is focused on core Model 3 functionality right now, but that will be done soon, then we will add a lot more features.”

“@ID_AA_Carmack @DanielleFong Actually, you can upgrade the battery pack for a huge improvement in range and some improvement in performance. There are other items you can upgrade too (seats, infotainment, etc), but I recommend keeping those parts original.”

“@Mister_Millard @Tesla That sounds cool. Will do.”

“@PPathole @Tesla @Teslarati @MKBHD Fixed in next release”

“Long exposure of rocket ascent, reentry from space and landing burn. (Credit @johnkrausphotos) https://t.co/X24k3han8M https://www.instagram.com/p/BdrZtc5AhB3/”

“@omerldiri @Tesla Good idea. We can just have the menu pop up as soon as you put the car into park.”

“@yoda Of course. And an outdoor screen that plays a highlight reel of the best scenes in movie history.”

“@mhmtkcn Near 405”

“https://t.co/3k71xzDIP1”

“Falcon Heavy goes vertical https://t.co/uG1k0WISv1”

“Using a neural net to detect rain using cameras (no dedicated rain or sun sensors). Computers are very patient. https://t.co/YM0tQ6vLOV https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K7zKvHEbgS8”

“Come work at the biggest & most advanced factory on Earth! Located by a river near the beautiful Sierra Nevada mountains with wild horses roaming free. https://t.co/Nimv3BvQXI https://x.com/tesla/status/948381391686742016”

“@neilsiegel @Tesla Coming very soon”