“RT @ArtemisConsort: I have a pet theory that the suckiness and stuckness of modernity is largely due to lack of a frontier. There must be n…”
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“RT @DogecoinNorway: Let Grok Imagine chibify your pets 🐶 Here is the original picture and chibi style. Try it out on Grok Imagine and sho…”
““Best in Show” 🤡 [@Rightanglenews] BREAKING - Just days after Senator John Thune said there was no time to debate and vote on the SAVE Act, it was revealed that senators held a dog parade inside the chamber, bringing their pets in for photos and celebration instead of moving forward on the election bill.”
“RT @naval: If a rogue union in California seizes 8% from paper billionaires for its pet project, everyone with a just cause will run a vot…”
“Tesla is putting a lot of training effort into protecting pets [@boolusilan] FSD suddenly braked. It turns out it was because an adorable little dog darted across the road.”
“True, many pets will be saved by autonomy [@WholeMarsBlog] 5.4 million cats are hit by cars every year in the U.S., and 97 % of those cats die from their injuries. Autonomy will dramatically reduce that number.”
“Starlink starting to go live on United! [@united] Lightning-fast @Starlink Wi-Fi is now on board our first mainline aircraft. 🛰️ Stay connected from gate to gate on allllll your devices just like you’re at home. That means live streaming, live sports, live gaming, even live watching your pet cam. 😉 Starlink Wi-Fi is already”
“RT @doganuraldesign: You can just pet things https://t.co/crOTFYaPSH”
“Wow, dead even! [@elonmusk] Use genetic engineering to create adorable miniature pet Wooly Mammoths”
“Use genetic engineering to create adorable miniature pet Wooly Mammoths”
“@cremieuxrecueil Miniature Wooly Mammoths would be awesome pets”
“Public support is much appreciated. FSD in Europe will save lives of people in the car, as well as vulnerable road users like pedestrians, cyclists and pets. Please let your government know that you want approval. [@LinkN01] After yesterdays post regarding FSD not being allowed in Sweden/Europe i got asked by several Sweds what they can do. So i made a email template you can send the Swedish Transport Administration to pressure them to fast track Tesla's request for FSD testing in Sweden. Look bellow”
“@JessePeltan A miniature pet woolly mammoth would be 🔥🔥”
“Teslas have automatic overheat protection to cool the car, ensuring the safety of babies and pets [@stillgray] If you leave your pet in a hot vehicle you deserve to have this happen to your car.”
“Please make a miniature pet wooly mammoth [@elonmusk]”
“@BasedMikeLee A miniature pet wooly mammoth would be amazing”
“@LauraLoomer Teslas will also automatically keep the car temperature at safe levels even without asking, in order to protect little kids and pets”
“The authorities need to stop doing this [@people] Authorities Confiscated a Beloved Deer That a Woman Raised as a Pet — and Now the Animal Might Be Euthanized https://people.com/authorities-confiscated-beloved-deer-that-woman-raised-as-pet-in-pennsylvania-11688112?taid=67c333b8eba5c40001b5cf93&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com)”
“Openly calling for genocide against white people!! [@stillgray] Julius Malema’s anti-white rhetoric is downplayed by the likes of the New York Times and other legacy publications. In his own words, he says "We will kill white women, children, and their pets.” This is mainstream politics in South Africa. )”
“Why do you allow this, @CyrilRamaphosa? This is a major political party in the South African parliament and their leader is calling for genocide of white people. [@davincentjames] "We are cutting the throat of whiteness" "We will kill white women, children, and their pets" I guess the media is right, discrimination against white people in South Africa is fake news pushed by Trump... )”
“And the worms are crawling to their pet politicians to save them [@teslaownersSV] “USAID is a ball of worms. There is no apple. And when there is no apple you just need to get rid of the whole thing. That's why it's got to go. It's beyond repair." Elon Musk)”
“RT @EndWokeness: Age to vote: 18 Age to enlist: 18 Age to buy a pet: 18 Age to get a tattoo: 18 Age to sign contracts: 18 Age to adopt a ch…”
“@ElonFactsX I’m still sad about a harmless pet squirrel & racoon being executed by the government”
“It is NOT ok for the government to barge into your home and kill your pets! What has become of the Land of the Free?”
“The government should not be allowed to barge into your house and kill your pet! That’s messed up. Even if it is illegal to have a pet squirrel (which it shouldn’t be), why kill PNut instead of simply releasing him into the forest!?”
“Yeah! Also, the legacy media says you’re far right if you care about the government killing pet squirrels …”
“@BillyM2k It’s messed up. I don’t want my tax dollars going to kill people’s pets!”
“Try submitting x-ray, PET, MRI or other medical images to Grok for analysis. This is still early stage, but it is already quite accurate and will become extremely good. Let us know where Grok gets it right or needs work.”
“@SmallPettingZoo @Diablo @AnnacakeLive New pets! I’m guessing half the players will be Spiritborn, including me 😂 Looking forward to trying a new class. I know Druid way better than I know the back of my hand.”
“@charliekirk11 Apparently, people’s pet cats are being eaten”
“@stillgray Miniature wooly mammoths as pets would be epic 🦣”
“@Austen Could be worse. At least I’m not Richard Gere with the gerbils-in-butt meme. Thank heaven for small mercies 🙏 Nobody will ever feel comfortable letting him near their pet hamster.”
“@unlimited_ls This is why Tesla vehicle have automatic overheat protection to safeguard kids & pets”
“@Rob_2628 Druid pets upgraded too? The wolves did less damage than a pair of hamsters in prior seasons.”
“@RenataKonkoly @KettlebellDan I did actually have a fish-driving car! With my pet fish, Eric.”
“Tier 8 Abattoir of Zir, no Uber uniques, ToB Glyph at 6, AoZ Alpha Pets build https://t.co/BMN73VXPiT”
“@MoxsyOG @wudijo @maxrollgg Played stormclaw/bulwark in Eternal, skipped Season 1, now using the pets build with poison shred”
“@garrytan Stealing beloved pets is evil”
“@DavidSacks Perfectly said. Among other things, Soros astutely identified a massive arbitrage opportunity in district attorney elections, where a relatively small amount of money has outsized influence. Soros’s instructions to his pet prosecutors were (essentially) to minimize prosecuting…”
“@paulg Our lifespan is programmed into our genes, just like it is for fruit flies or pets. Fruit are already vegan & even if they do yoga every day & take every supplement, they still only live 50 days.”
“@TeslaDiva99 Tesla car temp is automatically kept within a safe range, even when the car appears “off”, in order to protect infants & pets. That said, it would be more convenient to keep the car “on” for entertainment & comfort if the camera detects occupants. We will make that change.”
“@BillyM2k My pet theory is that too much Adderall is making people grumpy 😂 https://t.co/HscbKgPRCP https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna66766”
“@Kristennetten @thirdrowtesla @mayemusk Teslas automatically maintain their internal temperature to within safe limits in case a pet or child is left in the car”
“This is my pet bee, Eric https://t.co/pIjpXjLLEG”
“@Tesla This is in addition to existing Cabin Overheat Protection, which come on automatically at high temps to ensure any babies or pets in the car are safe”
“@wordcipher Maybe AI will make me follow it, laugh like a demon & say who’s the pet now …”
“Car will drive to your phone location & follow you like a pet if you hold down summon button on Tesla app”
“The race between Gary, our pet snail who lives in a pineapple, and Godot, our tunnel boring… https://t.co/IES65Y99gJ https://www.instagram.com/p/BT_iL-aBCzj/”
“@Scott_Helme can't always detect babies and pets”
“My favorite new feature is the always-on max temp control for keeping kids and pets safe from overheating.”
