The tweet archive.

“RT @tobi: I remember this “not-a-flamethrower” moment fondly. It was being sold through Shopify and I had to explain Elon’s shenanigans to…”

“RT @teslaownersSV: Chibi made Elon Musk and not a flamethrower video come to life Grok Imagine 🔥 https://t.co/R3eB4q4TDH”

“RT @RepBrandonGill: Our work with DOGE is only beginning. We’re going to take a flamethrower to the federal budget. Glad to join @Ingraha…”

“@JonErlichman Boring Company: Flamethrower (Not a)”

“@EvaFoxU Inspiration for the @boringcompany (not a) flamethrower!”

“Coming soon from @BoringCompany, the same people that sold you a Flamethrower”

“@Teslarati We really need a bigger one, so adults can squeeze in too. Guaranteed to make a party more fun. Works well with flamethrowers!”

“@ruttenpete @DeviantArt @TheBakaArts Just because he has a flamethrower and I have a flamethrower doesn’t mean … um … ok fine I’m Hank Scorpio”

“@TheWalkingDead @Tesla The finest in apocalypse protection technology! Flamethrower optional.”

“It’s Not a Flamethrower, Mr Escobar https://t.co/TXH02nixIc https://apple.news/AnZnseCGjTFGzyhZO3dqAKw”

“Terms & conditions for “Not-a-Flamethrower” Please use as directed to avoid unintentionally burning things down. For simple & concise instructions, we drew upon wisdom in great Dr Seuss book “Green Eggs and Ham”. #ThrowFlamesResponsibly https://t.co/kgj8W8EOLJ”

“Almost forgot! Due to recent regulatory/customs rules enacted to inhibit transport of anything called a Flamethrower, we have renamed our product: “Not a Flamethrower”.”

“@SPPhotonic Each flamethrower comes with a state-of-the-art The Boring Company brand fire extinguisher. Will offer a TBC ice blaster before the dry season starts in winter.”

“Flamethrower obv best way to light your fireplace/BBQ. No more need to use a dainty “match” to ignite! If no wood, just drop your flamethrower in fire place! It will generate way more warmth than a quaint pile of logs.”

“Nothing makes your baby more zen than a few gentle puffs of a TBC Flamethrower https://t.co/HewJf66hh2”

“First 1000 Boring Company Flamethrowers being picked up today! https://t.co/hBMp5fGzAB”

“@CalebHarmon5 About to ship. @BoringCompany holding flamethrower pickup parties in a week or so, then deliveries begin. Check https://t.co/WTl3TOTOkt for details. https://www.boringcompany.com/not-a-flamethrower/”

“Oh and uh short burn of the century comin soon. Flamethrowers should arrive just in time.”

“@teslainventory Guaranteed to be Flamethrower-proof!”

“Apparently, some customs agencies are saying they won’t allow shipment of anything called a “Flamethrower”. To solve this, we are renaming it “Not a Flamethrower”.”

“All flamethrowers will ship with a complimentary boring fire extinguisher”

“Flamethrowers sold out”

“@SpaceX Now that’s a real flamethrower …”

“But wait, there’s more: the flamethrower is sentient, its safe word is “cryptocurrency” and it comes with a free blockchain”

“The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false”

“Obviously, a flamethrower is a super terrible idea. Definitely don’t buy one.”

“When the zombie apocalypse happens, you’ll be glad you bought a flamethrower. Works against hordes of the undead or your money back!”

“@MKBHD ATF says any flamethrower with a flame shorter than 10 ft is A-ok. Our design is max fun for least danger. I’d be way more scared of a steak knife.”

“The Boring Company flamethrower guaranteed to liven up any party! https://t.co/n2FiZimJia http://Boringcompany.com/flamethrower”

“Hats sold out, flamethrowers soon!”

“46k limited edition boring hats sold, 4K to go. Then flamethrower.”

“After 50k hats, we will start selling The Boring Company flamethrower”

“I love indoor flamethrowers http://t.co/aAnFftoD”