“@SmileSimplify I hope I'm wrong”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@RobinWigg Great comedy! They should write for @TheOnion.”
“@HCPG Most likely”
“@hellenomwando @MarkBungerLux Also, we will have a very high headcount around each Gigafactory keeping it running. They just won't be doing boring, repetitive tasks.”
“@hellenomwando @MarkBungerLux Probably closer to four or five factories. Logistics costs mean you want to be close to the end customer.”
“@TheStaceyRoy @TeslaMotors California Cabernet”
“@rolandscahill @TeslaMotors Wearing anything at all is just a conspiracy by the capitalist running dogs of Big Underwear”
“He was great though”
“https://t.co/Uu6DQa3Kx4 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0woPde7OE1k”
“Was just at the DMV & dude had the actual sloth from Zootopia on his desk https://t.co/uxPMFX64ba https://www.instagram.com/p/BU9y-VFhHCr/”
“@commoboy @SpaceX Most people don't realize you can see Dragon approach the Space Station from the ground, even in LA”
“Proud of my Mom ❤️ https://t.co/MY9dGfDo0d https://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/05/01/fashion/elon-musk-mother-maye-musk-model-met-gala.html?smprod=nytcore-iphone&smid=nytcore-iphone-share&_r=0&referer=https://t.co/LcCJ1FuYkS”
“@Pandora659 Yeah, pretty much dead center. We painted the target area with radio reflective paint, which helps the radar be more precise.”
“@zlorena70 Exactly”
“It's starting to feel kinda normal to reuse rockets. Good. That's how it is for cars & airplanes and how it should be for rockets.”
“First reflight of a Dragon spacecraft set for later today https://t.co/EW4HsWvlwc https://x.com/spacex/status/871073540891492352”
“@anandmahindra Good point :)”
“India commits to sell only electric cars by 2030. It is already the largest market for solar power. https://t.co/EGBNTPzmE5 https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2017/05/india-electric-car-sales-only-2030/”
“Under Paris deal, China committed to produce as much clean electricity by 2030 as the US does from all sources today https://t.co/F8Ppr2o7Rl https://x.com/sciam/status/870339408163205120”
“Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world.”
“@TrickyDickyChap Coming soon”
“@danekevincook Yeah :)”
“Don't know which way Paris will go, but I've done all I can to advise directly to POTUS, through others in WH & via councils, that we remain”
“@LilEdit @Nalepa And then some”
“@Taraustralis @VividSydney Yeah, it was great!”
“Piggyback rides around the Opera House https://t.co/Z27JSVBt21 https://www.instagram.com/p/BUtGKm0BCbm/”
“Sydney is such a beautiful city https://t.co/AuCRqFHQwr https://www.instagram.com/p/BUs7qFEBpE0/”
“@marlomajor A lot”
“@suzanakajtazaj I do via my foundation, which is now 16 years old, but my grants are (almost always) anonymous”
“@AndyPabari Yes”
“@CurtisHemming @swiftcurlibrary @lloydbrokeit @TeslaMotors Should finish trans-Canada this year. A stop in Swift Current for sure!”
“@drewjohnarnold Yes”
“Comparing Model S vs Model 3 https://t.co/JPM9VVGbhA https://www.tesla.com/compare”
“Old-school fidget spinner back when the only things to play with were squirrels and rocks https://t.co/jx1Xc8nu7t https://instagram.com/p/BUikaWPBywV/”
“@FBeuster There will be a combined booster static fire. Maybe a few.”
“Btw, that cloud is almost entirely steam, including dark parts (like a storm). This is what the launch looks like: https://t.co/chrhsz5iwn https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fV55f_CgsJA”
“Falcon Heavy is this times three. One way or another, launch is guaranteed to be exciting ... https://t.co/FPUNALj0Hd https://x.com/spacex/status/867568781928701954”
“@station2stat @TeslaMotors Will shut that down. The point is to provide something special that only existing owners can give to friends and it is limited to 5 people.”
“@leonwang0091 Only if you want pure joy mainlined straight into your brain”
“@michaelknaepen Will keep the original Bond Lotus sub as-is. That design can't actually convert from car to sub. Have a new design in mind that does.”
“@davidshepardson True :)”
“Feel exactly the same way as A.O. Scott. Particularly loved The Spy Who Loved Me https://t.co/Lar9pNj2Zi https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/05/23/movies/roger-moore-was-the-best-bond-because-he-was-the-gen-x-bond.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=second-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=1&referer=https://t.co/7vsThOkyQ6”
“@ddkilzer @Irishjugg0 @MacBenTosh All Model S and X cars will have an auto raise and lower function for the steering wheel in a few months.”
“@BigDAK54 I spoke directly with The President three weeks ago about Paris. Many others have too. Cautiously optimistic of a positive decision.”
“@WaldekKubicki @shazm01 Interesting idea. Would give a dynamic 360 deg surround view as you're driving. Have this in dev mode. Can be a bit distracting though.”
“@sethjacob14 Early next year. To start with, we're making the simplest Model 3 first, like we did with S. Didn't do it with X, because I was an idiot.”
“@shazm01 We could add that function pretty easily from a technical standpoint. Just need to add in the billing software.”
“@douglasprest Can be set higher than that for highways, but limited to +5mph or +8km/h off highway (true avg drive speed) for pedestrian & cyclist safety”
“@noradio @MCornell0 @marks22 Exactly”
“@tony_lo Still on for end of year. Just software limited. Any Tesla car with HW2 (all cars built since Oct last year) will be able to do this.”
