“@Belltower @GarthRedshaw @The1ManHerd Must ipso facto half not bee”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@mashabletech First of all, I cracked a long time ago. That's not news. Second, yes, I can see time. How did you know?”
“@AndrewHaigh Yeah, car should auto play when it gets an exact match, like it does for directions. Will make that change.”
“@jovanik21 @philwhln Just confirmed the Tesla DJ station works in Canada”
“@Krishell1985 Cool”
“@sakerjacks No, it's not!”
“@MichaelGladis Yes”
“@JeffMcAdams Tap cancel on the screen”
“Just tap the voice button on the steering wheel and say "Play Monty Python" or "Navigate home" or anything. Voice commands work pretty well.”
“@EricaBoarman Just depends on whether you like a sedan or SUV. Sedan goes faster, SUV has more room.”
“@jschindeler Yeah, coming back”
“@symonchester Coming soon!”
“@castfxman Partly”
“@The1ManHerd Possibly my favorite skit”
“@AngBoire Might work in Canada too”
“@jovanik21 @philwhln I mean also”
“@markedtek Not yet”
“@rrosenbl Yeah”
“In the US, you can ask your Tesla to play any Monty Python (or other comedy) skit. Doesn't work outside US yet.”
“@philwhln It's on the car. Might add it to the Tesla app at some point, so you get it on your phone if you have a Powerwall or Tesla solar.”
“@DeanDcruz My favorite for sure”
“Try the new Tesla DJ station on streaming radio”
“@redletterdave The scene where Brian is saved from the Romans by falling off a tower into a spaceship is the best Deus Ex Machina moment of any movie ever”
“@JohnnyZenith All Falcon Heavy cores should be at the Cape in two to three months, so launch should happen a month after that”
“@redletterdave Love Monty Python so much”
“https://t.co/spUaZYaxgB https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M”
“Just wish they would stop sticking pins in voodoo dolls of me. That hurts, ok?”
“@johnbiscevic Yeah”
“@danahull Yeah”
“These guys want us to die so bad they can taste it”
“Could be worse https://t.co/CtnkJysquj http://www.investopedia.com/news/more-bets-against-tesla-any-other-company-tsla-bac/?partner=YahooSA&yptr=yahoo”
“@LABJnews We can either give up hope & sit in traffic hell forever or try something new. The odds of success may be low, but they're better than zero.”
“@LABJnews The Boring Company is in Hawthorne and has already approved the permit”
“@kimchee_chigae @SpaceX Thanks :) Such an outrageous lawsuit. People sometimes underestimate strength of US judiciary. Lot of respect for the judge & jury system.”
“@SaherShodhan Almost. Falcon Heavy was way harder to develop than it seemed at first.”
“@sama Once you add the vintage record player, it's all good”
“@farhad667 You're welcome!”
“A little red wine, vintage record, some Ambien ... and magic!”
“@avyas0 A 7 step facial treatment every morning. The mistake people make is stopping at 6.”
“And um ... not trying to brag or anything, but I think I look good for 500”
“@brokesilver Seems that way”
“@NigelKBaker Of course. What base-number system were you using?”
“That's why the pic is in black and white. Didn't have color back then.”
“@PoyntingCEO Yeah, I counted”
“Tesla shareholder meeting today. Can't believe it's been 1000 years since we went public. https://t.co/jK7WmuxSLv https://www.instagram.com/p/BVAbpGghunY/”
“@rolandscahill @TeslaMotors This is a metaphor for transparency. Also, f* underwear.”
“@mcgd @MitchellGeere Obviously”
“SEC disclosures, etc”
“I'm not *saying* they're related, but … https://t.co/p5d2zkC7e7 https://x.com/isco__/status/871785275877228544”
“Or is it more about the way you use it? https://t.co/VvqgOX3XFJ https://x.com/swiftonsecurity/status/871390175363964929”
