The tweet archive.

“@AntVenom As you wish”

“@peteWcarle It’s the best”

“Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month! https://t.co/YcouvFz6Y1”

“Tesla Goes Bankrupt Palo Alto, California, April 1, 2018 -- Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt. So bankrupt, you can't believe it.”

“There are many chapters of bankruptcy and, as critics so rightly pointed out, Tesla has them *all*, including Chapter 14 and a half (the worst one).”

“Important news in a few hours …”

“Love seeing the scars of the rocket https://t.co/y5FQrLcV9B”

“@vbagate Hopefully, actual video coming soon. Aiming to improve the link quality so it can be real-time.”

“@SRodgerBock Everything’s better with fire”

“Best music video art I’ve seen in a while https://t.co/F2E4zDZMyM https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eTLTXDHrgtw”

“@BadAstronomer Tru drat”

“GPS guided parafoil twisted, so fairing impacted water at high speed. Air wake from fairing messing w parafoil steering. Doing helo drop tests in next few weeks to solve.”

“Mr Steven is 5 mins away from being under the falling fairing (don’t have live video)”

“Attempting recovery of fairing falling down from space (right now) with our boat, Mr Steven. It’s a giant steel & webbing catcher’s mitt superstructure on a high-speed ocean ship. Godspeed, Mr. S …”

“House party for the autonomous anarcho-syndicalist commune!! —— Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you… https://t.co/c85wR2xelx https://www.instagram.com/p/Bg3CLGrACcI/”

“@Taraustralis @Drniallmc @BookHubPublish @1Cunionsandphey @brianmlucey @AstroVicnet @Armoured_Combat @GastroGays Yes. I forgot my sword.”

“@Taraustralis @Drniallmc @BookHubPublish @1Cunionsandphey @brianmlucey @AstroVicnet @Armoured_Combat @GastroGays Dueling Dwarf Vader while dressed as a knight and using a parasol for a sword”

“Turns out joking about being a “rock” star because of digging tunnels (through, uh, rock — hello??) is deeply underappreciated”

“@asteroix Yes, you can upgrade hardware, although we also wrote software to accelerate rendering on old MCU. Coming out soon & makes a big diff.”

“From my Mom: every time I use irony, I lose a friend”

“And they said I’d never be a rock star …”

“@safranye @DianaKFletcher @LeonsArcade Yes”

“@DianaKFletcher @LeonsArcade Uhh, it’s literally made of rock”

“@LeonsArcade Yeah, the boring bricks are interlocking with a precise surface finish, so two people could build the outer walls of a small house in a day or so”

“@selberis Prob May”

“@teslainventory Guaranteed to be Flamethrower-proof!”

“First kit set will be ancient Egypt — pyramids, Sphinx, temple of Horus, etc”

“New Boring Company merch coming soon. Lifesize LEGO-like interlocking bricks made from tunneling rock that you can use to create sculptures & buildings. Rated for California seismic loads, so super strong, but bored in the middle, like an aircraft wing spar, so not heavy.”

“@aNichiporchik New nav starts rolling out this weekend. Should be considered a mature beta at first, so won’t be perfect, but will improve rapidly. With the old system, we were stuck with legacy 3rd party black box code and stale data. No way to improve.”

“https://t.co/C98mW0OPAF”

“@arstechnica @thepacketrat Shocker”

“@TeslaMotorsClub It’s not a political statement and I didn’t do this because someone dared me to do it. Just don’t like Facebook. Gives me the willies. Sorry.”

“@ElectrekCo I have just asked our team to slow down deliveries. It is clear that we are exceeding the local logistics capacity due to batch build and delivery. Customer happiness & safety matter more than a few extra cars this quarter.”

“@tiggerl82 @VentureBeat @kharijohnson You’ll live”

“@VentureBeat @kharijohnson We’ve never advertised with FB. None of my companies buy advertising or pay famous people to fake endorse. Product lives or dies on its own merits.”

“@martinapennisi @serdarsprofile @brianacton Instagram’s probably ok imo, so long as it stays fairly independent. I don’t use FB & never have, so don’t think I’m some kind of martyr or my companies are taking a huge blow. Also, we don’t advertise or pay for endorsements, so … don’t care.”

“@themadstone Ok”

“@mcwm What, a troll, me!? How dare you, sir!”

“@kerrymflynn Yeah, my fault for being an idiot. We did give them a free launch to make up for it and I think they had some insurance.”

“@Bryson_M @RMac18 @serdarsprofile @brianacton Definitely. Looks lame anyway.”

“@aysegultelli @brianacton First time I’ve seen either. One on the left looks official. Will be gone soon.”

“@sathish4vy @brianacton Maybe that word doesn’t mean what I think it does”

“@jiveDurkey @SpaceX @facebook Literally never seen it even once”

“@serdarsprofile @brianacton I didn’t realize there was one. Will do.”

“@sathish4vy @brianacton Inconceivable! Who’d say a thing like that!?”

“@brianacton What’s Facebook?”

“@verge Wow, a whole week. Risky ...”

“@SmileSimplify Umm...yes”

“@benflux Yes”

“@georgepaul82 I double-dare them to come back! Bring it ...”