The tweet archive.

“This is gonna sound crazy, but …”

“Interview and Tesla factory tour with Gayle King https://t.co/693jZBk4Km https://www.cbsnews.com/news/elon-musk-tesla-model-3-problems-interview-today-2018-04-13/?ftag=CNM-00-10aac3a”

“@La3_id @TheOnion https://t.co/qOyH1VVBVp”

“@La3_id @TheOnion Too wasted to remember”

“@TheOnion Don’t want to brag or anything, but that happens to me sometimes …”

“@timkhiggins Yes, excessive automation at Tesla was a mistake. To be precise, my mistake. Humans are underrated.”

“@TheEconomist The Economist used to be boring, but smart with a wicked dry wit. Now it’s just boring (sigh). Tesla will be profitable & cash flow+ in Q3 & Q4, so obv no need to raise money.”

“@Taysh83 @Tesla Sorry, demand has been higher than expected. Making them as fast as possible, but waitlist is 3 to 6 months.”

“@BenMcLeish @Tesla Looking into it. This is bizarre.”

“@VoltzCoreAudio @TEDTalks @audphin @i_firth Maybe a little 😉”

“@TEDTalks @audphin @i_firth Gwynne’s got it covered. She’s awesome.”

“@audphin @TEDTalks @i_firth I love trolls”

“@TEDTalks @i_firth Norway has some really cool tunnels and bridges”

“@AshleyEsqueda @petesjca @monitron @Tesla Should be fully fixed within the next few days”

“@volgaksoy @visageofscott Place your bets …”

“@PDChina This is a very important action by China. Avoiding a trade war will benefit all countries.”

“@chrispaine @DoYouTrust How many views?”

“SpaceX main body tool for the BFR interplanetary spaceship https://t.co/WbTITI6WSu https://www.instagram.com/p/BhVk3y3A0yB/”

“Free viewing ends in about 5 hours https://t.co/bracGDFd0r https://x.com/elonmusk/status/982119546420002817”

“@srinivasguduru @mathetes76 @monitron @Tesla Definitely. Will take corrective action immediately. Sorry about this.”

“@mathetes76 @monitron @Tesla Looking into it now”

“@monitron @Tesla Should just be due to your config not avail yet. If not lmk.”

“@razemfrazem @bvledford @Tesla Similar timing”

“@bvledford @Tesla So probably July”

“@bvledford @Tesla We need to achieve 5k/week with Model 3 before adding complexity that would inhibit production ramp”

“This is kinda nutty for such a short distance, so could easily end up being shredded metal, but exciting either way”

“Upgraded SpaceX/Tesla Hyperloop pod speed test soon. Will try to reach half speed of sound (and brake) within ~1.2km.”

“@JohnnaSabri The cat videos are awesome 🐱”

“https://t.co/WehHd0eJeO at 5M views after 36 hours. Congrats to Chris Paine & co! http://doyoutrustthiscomputer.org/watch”

“@Markjvolgin Exactly”

““You are my creator, but I am your master” — Mary Shelley”

“In memory of Stephen Hawking”

“Nothing will affect the future of humanity more than digital super-intelligence. Watch Chris Paine’s new AI movie for free until Sunday night at https://t.co/WehHcZX7Qe http://doyoutrustthiscomputer.org/watch”

“Chris Paine AI movie premiering tonight https://t.co/kXM7USFi8D http://deadline.com/2018/04/do-you-trust-this-computer-trailer-chris-paine-artificial-intelligence-documentary-video-1202357639/”

“@teslatidbits @Tesla We will add a feature to allow request of latest software version”

“@Complex This is false”

“@rosechehrazi Oh, it’s on …”

“Most people don’t know there’s a whole box of Easter eggs with every Tesla. Just tap logo on center screen & wait. Easy access to most of discovered ones. More coming …”

“@amir Uhh, hello, I need to build cars”

“@amir About a year ago, I asked Doug to manage both engineering & production. He agreed that Tesla needed eng & prod better aligned, so we don’t design cars that are crazy hard to build. Right now, tho, better to divide & conquer, so I’m back to sleeping at factory. Car biz is hell …”

“@amir Can’t believe you’re even writing about this. My job as CEO is to focus on what’s most critical, which is currently Model 3 production. Doug, who I regard as one of the world’s most talented engineering execs, is focused on vehicle engineering.”

“@vegamontesino @NoceraBV @WSJ @Tesla We release as soon as we have the data. Good timeline, bad timing. Doesn’t matter.”

“@NoceraBV @WSJ @Tesla Not criticizing, just as asking questions. I’m sure there’s a really great answer …”

“@WSJ Tesla policy is to issue a recall *before* there are injuries. This is absolutely the right thing to do. Yet there were dozens of recalls by other car companies last month, incl w injuries & deaths, but you only wrote an article about Tesla. Why so?”

“@OmarHoryy @TeslaMotorsClub Seriously! Obviously, I’m not going to do an April Fool’s joke about going bankwupt if I thought there was any chance it would actually happen (sigh).”

“@TeslaMotorsClub Lot of respect for NTSB, but NHTSA regulates cars, not NTSB, which is an advisory body. Tesla releases critical crash data affecting public safety immediately & always will. To do otherwise would be unsafe.”

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 @w00ki33 Oh yeah, forgot to mention it actually landed fine, just not on Mr Steven https://t.co/HckB2OkJ5L”

“@TommyThornton What about this? https://t.co/s5zcMvzXC7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU”

“@_iitzBrendon Elon University is a real place”

“@vreeman Coming soon to Tesla merch. Free shots in stores every April 1st.”