The tweet archive.

“@aMidLifeCrisis It will parallel park automatically & have 360 degree cameras & sonar”

“What would you love to see in a Tesla pickup truck? I have a few things in mind, but what do you think are small, but important nuances & what would be seriously next level?”

“@EV20018 @justwidle2 @Tesla “Virtue signaling” is super annoying & there are lots of phoneys who are actually huge jerks, but jump on every social cause du jour. But I’m really proud of the fact that # of changes Tesla had to make to achieve 100/100 (before even knowing about the LGBTQ index) was zero.”

“@justwidle2 @Tesla Don’t buy our car if that’s a problem. People should be free to live their lives where their heart takes them ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤💖🌈”

“@justwidle2 @Tesla Then you will really hate that Tesla scored 100/100 four years in a row on LGBTQ equality https://t.co/AzwWIhpyLW https://mobile.twitter.com/tesla/status/941415742523584512?lang=en”

“@RationalEtienne @PPathole @RehearsalLot @guiscaesar @surfersnout @aedmondsauthor @barbiesway @TwitterMoments @RepMaxineWaters @PolitiFact We must aspire to truth”

“@PPathole @RehearsalLot @guiscaesar @surfersnout @aedmondsauthor @barbiesway @TwitterMoments @RepMaxineWaters @PolitiFact Important to read the Wash Post article. The “unable to account for” number does not refer to actual lost children. It refers to calls not answered or returned in a 30 day period.”

“@coremwm Hopefully in V9.0 release in a few months”

“@JohnnaSabri @RehearsalLot @guiscaesar @surfersnout @aedmondsauthor @barbiesway @TwitterMoments @RepMaxineWaters @PolitiFact True”

“@RehearsalLot @guiscaesar @surfersnout @aedmondsauthor @barbiesway @TwitterMoments @RepMaxineWaters @PolitiFact We should always be concerned about the welfare of children & those who cannot protect themselves, wherever they may be, but it seems much of the reporting on this issue has been partisan & often inaccurate”

“@RehearsalLot @guiscaesar @surfersnout @aedmondsauthor @barbiesway @TwitterMoments @RepMaxineWaters @PolitiFact “… of the 7,635 children, 6,075 remained where they were placed, 52 had moved, 28 had run away and five were deported. That left 1,475 migrant children. Just because their parents or guardians did not return HHS’s phone calls after 30 days does not mean the children are missing””

“@RehearsalLot @guiscaesar @surfersnout @aedmondsauthor @barbiesway @TwitterMoments @RepMaxineWaters @PolitiFact “All 7,635 children were resettled by HHS. After 30 days, the department called the parents or guardians to check up on things. But these calls were not required by law, and in 1,475 cases, the parents or guardians did not respond””

“@RehearsalLot @guiscaesar @surfersnout @aedmondsauthor @barbiesway @TwitterMoments @RepMaxineWaters @PolitiFact This Washington Post article seems good https://t.co/R1d9ixg179 https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2018/05/30/fact-checking-immigration-spin-on-separating-families-and-1500-lost-children/?utm_term=.bc3af9bc9211”

“@GetMyGist As individuals, we will all die in blink of an eye on a galactic timescale. What can live on for long time is civilization. Those who first go to other planets will face far more risk of death & hardship than those who stay. Over time, space travel will be safe & open to all.”

“@xkcdComic This doesn’t take into account shifting trillions of tons of carbon from subsurface to atmosphere, which could accelerate overheating time by a factor of a million (or so). This is why Tesla.”

“@lazarusrang Humanity is not perfect, but it’s all we’ve got”

“@xkcdComic Could be very close call. Earth is ~4.5B years old & sun will expand to heat Earth beyond livable temp in ~0.5B years, so if advent of civilization took 10% longer, it wouldn’t have happened at all.”

“@docjkcardinal @WorldAndScience Let’s find out. It would be amazing to encounter an alien civilization, provided it is not their invasion fleet! 🛸 🛸 🛸 🛸 🛸 🛸 🛸 🛸 🛸 🛸”

“@DMC_Ryan @tkraenze @Tesla Good news coming soon”

“@Cardoso Yes”

“@thescalex Yes, we are essentially a steward of life & duty-bound imo to ensure its continuance”

“@Rossputin Life is good”

“It is unknown whether we are the only civilization currently alive in the observable universe, but any chance that we are is added impetus for extending life beyond Earth”

“This is why we must preserve the light of consciousness by becoming a spacefaring civilization & extending life to other planets https://t.co/UDDP8I1zsS https://x.com/worldandscience/status/1011081640158945280”

“@WorldAndScience So strange”

“@DMC_Ryan @tkraenze @Tesla Critical autonomous safety features like emergency braking are standard, but convenience features like active cruise control are not”

“@jclishman @Justin_Ebright It’s a tough call. Reality is that it will be pretty easy to bully a self-driving car, as it will always yield. Will prob have a manual override that requires continuous press for hardcore lane changes.”

“@Justin_Ebright We considered going beyond Mad Max to “LA Freeway” level, but that’s too loco”

“It’s real https://t.co/L9h3F86Guo”

“@JohnnaSabri @kerra_henke @Kennnaughty Thanks!”

“@FredericLambert Cyborg Dragon Tesla almost done”

“Tesla Semi Truck in Mad Max Mode https://t.co/hL5v9rikhW https://x.com/jongold/status/931700690195324928”

“@Kal5_ Almost forgot Sinclair ZX Spectrum & Spectravideo before PC. Sinclair had amazing games, especially Elite.”

“@Kal5_ Vic 20 -> IBM PC”

“@kerra_henke @Kennnaughty 🚀 Road, Hawthorne”

“@aidle @SchwartzReports .sus”

“@Kennnaughty @kerra_henke 420 haha”

“@ICannot_Enough He had a way with words”

“https://t.co/SiIkkugFyC”

“@SchwartzReports I was dying to use the word sus”

“@martinengwicht @MaxxABillion Working in the factory”

“@Scobleizer @Trace_Cohen Expanding the tour soon. So many cool things to see. Tesla car factory has 3rd largest footprint of any building on Earth. Maybe 1st if you include all our sweet tents ⛺️😜”

“Looks so sus when we paint cars red https://t.co/SIO2nInjhJ”

“@JimSholler Which rolls out today”

“@JimSholler Will be there in next release”

“@WorldAndScience So big you can’t believe it”

“srsly https://t.co/v9stLUFwg2 https://x.com/dkthomp/status/1010191063640956928”

“Vicious torque”

“Tesla factory rn https://t.co/EbgRDhRZ0m”

“#donotpanic”