“@santidebus Then what’s this wand for?”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@keyonchrist 💡”
“Who likes short shorts? https://t.co/hoKsDT8xdS https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xm3nxNF7j8U&t=36s”
“Or at least the closest thing to magic that exists in the real world”
“Excession https://t.co/h4AYwxbS3h https://x.com/thejarren/status/1012783502004137984”
“Engineering is magic”
“@SouthPark Love Awesomo”
“@stui999 https://t.co/AZ4aidXs33”
“Space Laser https://t.co/8CQ6L9si3f https://www.instagram.com/p/Bknpu_6A4Ny/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=18tawccjvmms2”
“@Stun_Empire 🧛♀️”
“Spacebow https://t.co/Ht4GCsaQo9 https://www.instagram.com/p/BknnHyiAut0/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=1a4392qjwok3m”
“@JaneidyEve Everything is sentient, especially sentience”
“@himanshu_ragtah @Gizmodo If the rules force defeat, the rules must change”
“The Spice. Must. Flow. https://t.co/ov4aLIwzKz”
“Open the Knaack HAL https://t.co/EG47rvPppF”
“@JaneidyEve @WorldAndScience 🛸 obv”
“@Techmeme @crystalttc … the money”
“@Pamaj @KEEMSTAR Follow the 🐇”
“@JohnnaSabri @JaneidyEve @WorldAndScience Busted. It’s me.”
“@KEEMSTAR 👻”
“@JaneidyEve @WorldAndScience That pretty much proves it isn’t me”
“@WorldAndScience Certianly glad I’m not one them. Phew!”
“@himanshu_ragtah @Gizmodo Wrath of Khan, Kobayashi Maru”
“@Gizmodo Sad news. He wrote some epic sci fi.”
“@westcoastbill Thanks Bill”
“Paint shop https://t.co/G2rIe1qYG4 https://www.instagram.com/p/BklO5x2gSKr/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=1wjdl4dvw7s01”
“@daveydo2000 @jules_su @EricIdle That’s cool. One of my favorite lines! Monty Python is so brilliant.”
“@KiannaFierce Oh, I love trap. Good suggestions welcome!”
“@jules_su And one more thing, your father smells of 🍒 and I 💨 in your general direction”
“Appreciate all the good wishes. First bday I’ve spent in the factory, but it’s somehow the best.”
“@jules_su We didn’t steal his mug crayon drawing of a farting unicorn, We didn’t benefit from it, We don’t want it, And we still offered to pay for it. You are a jackass.”
“@Model3Owners @boringcompany Happily for the victorious 🐌, he is indeed still far faster than Godot. Line-Storm comes closer to nipping at his heel (?), but Prufrock will make it a true nail-biter race!”
“@coronadetucson Bronco rocks”
“@rajmathai @Tesla @Teslarati No standard automotive solution could be built in time, so we created a new solution. It is working & has slightly higher quality than the more traditional general assembly line. Perhaps most surprising is that the total cost of production in the Sprung tent is lower.”
“@pulletsforever All Tesla vehicles come with cabin overheat protection https://t.co/q9fjKckewO https://www.google.com/amp/s/electrek.co/2018/06/22/tesla-model-3-update-summon-feature-cabin-overheat-protection-wifi/amp/”
“@clprenz @JoeyOstrander I hate whole idea of brands and branding. So much bs. I hope it messes with our brand. Brands suck.”
“@TheSeanBooker Sir, this will not be some a dainty little buttercup of a truck! Driver’s seat will be big enough to fit André the giant (love that guy).”
“@JoeyOstrander 400 to 500 mile option definitely. Higher, maybe.”
“@ZacksJerryRig For sure”
“@MattPTurner Should be easy to add as a feature like calendar”
“You’re welcome! https://t.co/NcsGhhB1Ja https://x.com/dmc_ryan/status/1011796674283372544”
“@TheHoff525 Yes. Highly recommend doing so btw.”
“@clintdebusk That will be standard”
“@cubamark That goes without saying https://t.co/h5WDKpfZi0 https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/business/technology/watch-elon-musks-tesla-car-being-used-as-a-boat/2016/06/22/6c2f7982-3898-11e6-af02-1df55f0c77ff_video.html?utm_term=.361595304b52”
“@phycho_hippie 300,000 lb towing capacity”
“@wbwhitehouse It will”
“@Penenberg For sure! When doing US govt crash safety testing, the Model S roof was so strong, it broke their testing machine. https://t.co/m9Ae9mhRIC https://www.wired.com/2013/08/tesla-model-s-crash-test/”
“@MuellerJeffrey Wow, great idea! Since it will already have a Tesla pneumatics system, it totally makes sense to add a utility port.”
“Pickup truck will have power outlets allowing use of heavy duty 240V, high power tools in field all day. No generator needed.”
“The Tesla Truck will have dual motor all-wheel drive w crazy torque & a suspension that dynamically adjusts for load. Those will be standard.”
