The tweet archive.

“This might be my finest work”

“Duck emoji defeats Emo G Records. Crushing victory.”

“I’m disappointed that my record label failed”

“Emo G Records https://t.co/zsuB2NDl48 https://t.co/anVkKeFMGr https://soundcloud.com/user-209448905”

“@TechVelocirap @FewellJacob @WorldAndScience Instagram comments are coding in emojis”

“@FewellJacob @WorldAndScience Also true”

“@HConcience @WorldAndScience True”

“The quality of emojis varies wildly”

“Lame”

“🦆”

“@WorldAndScience C++ syntax sucks”

“@WorldAndScience Assert (“Money” == Series of heterogeneous databases insecurely connected with high latency. Primary purpose == Information system for allocation of human time. As automation++, value of money--);”

“@martinengwicht @Erdayastronaut @DiscoverMag Even connectivity at my house in Silicon Valley sucks!”

“@marshgre @NickBre58305797 @letsrebel1 @paul_rocchini @markbspiegel @Tesla Like the movie Us. Scary … but also empathetic.”

“@martinengwicht @flcnhvy @Erdayastronaut @DiscoverMag @Ula No, but for sure the other way around!”

“@TesLatino @mcjamez @TeslaAnswers @flcnhvy @Erdayastronaut @DiscoverMag @Tesla Also the intense low frequency vibrations that you can’t hear, but you can feel in your chest”

“@TeslaAnswers @flcnhvy @Erdayastronaut @DiscoverMag We’re going to try. Side boosters come back to Cape, center core lands on droneship. Latter will be coming in v hot & fast, so dicey.”

“@flcnhvy @Erdayastronaut @DiscoverMag Annoying that @ULA perpetuates myth that Delta IV Heavy or Atlas V can do some orbits that Falcon Heavy can’t. This is absolutely false. FH would have to go full expendable for GEO direct, but that’s very rare.”

“@Erdayastronaut @DiscoverMag Probably no fairing either & just 3 Raptor Vacuum engines. Mass ratio of ~30 (1200 tons full, 40 tons empty) with Isp of 380. Then drop a few dozen modified Starlink satellites from empty engine bays with ~1600 Isp, MR 2. Spread out, see what’s there. Not impossible.”

“@emilmelar Retrofits will start when our software is able to take meaningful advantage of the Tesla FSD computer, which is an order of magnitude more capable. For now, it’s slightly disadvantageous to have Tesla FSD computer, as our software is more refined for HW2.”

“@MacBenTosh Anyone who bought FSD will get it”

“Anyone who purchased full self-driving will get FSD computer upgrade for free. This is the only change between Autopilot HW2.5 & HW3. Going forward “HW3” will just be called FSD Computer, which is accurate. No change to vehicle sensors or wire harness needed. This is v important.”

“@nextspaceflight @Erdayastronaut @DiscoverMag Yes. Sensitive propulsion & avionics remained dry. Great work by SpaceX Dragon engineering team. Major improvement over Dragon 1.”

“@Erdayastronaut @DiscoverMag Massive delta velocity slam from highly elliptical Earth orbit using a fully retanked, but lightened up Starship with no heat shield or fins/legs. Best choice for the impatient. Ion engines are too slow.”

“@DiscoverMag We should send probes to outer solar system & get high res, true color images of these strange things. Maybe there’s an alien artifact out there …”

“@erinwinick @techreview Super cool!”

“@martin_galway Good point”

“@ialexryan Tax authorities tend to interpret things in their favor, but it sure sounds like you could be right! Will investigate.”

“@GerberKawasaki Rare use case, but it is possible. There are complications with this. Eary prototype Roadsters had this ability.”

“@ChadyMattar Exactly”

“@briantu Super proud of Tesla Autopilot team!”

“@_DavidMacMillan No, it is one week either way.”

“@jose_goncalves_ 🤗”

“@Erdayastronaut @NASA @VP I think so. For sure worth giving it our best shot! Would be great to have a competitive, commercial program to build a moon base that is outcome-oriented (not cost-plus), so you only get paid for safe delivery of cargo.”

“@NASA @VP It would be so inspiring for humanity to see humanity return to the moon!”

“@RamLover69 12,000 lbs!? How puny. Do you construct children’s toys?”

“That’s exactly it. You’re no longer mentally fatigued after a long drive. Makes a major difference to your happiness level commuting home from work after a long day.”

“@zachary1978 @Tesla Good point”

“Hard to appreciate how much Tesla Autopilot improves enjoyment of driving until you try it”

“@SkiddlyBinx Yes, otherwise propellant usage for an atmospheric entry would be very high and/or center of mass would need to be very tightly constrained. Yes, but we’re going to skip that at first to avoid fragging launch pads.”

“@thejimos Glad you like it! Navigate on Autopilot hopefully approved for Europe soon.”

“Thank you!”

“@rstefani11 Will do”

“@ICannot_Enough @andrewmackenzie Ford has 4 CEOs in 5 years & nobody blinks, but Tesla loses 1 intern & it’s front page news. I tell ya (shakes fist at sky) …”

“@WorldAndScience It’s possible to make a self-sustaining city on Mars by 2050, if we start in 5 years & take 10 orbital synchronizations”

“@LittleMissFlint @Ryan_Deitsch You’re most welcome! Glad to be helpful.”

“@uretericbud @Tesla Only when Y is in production”

“@andrewmackenzie Every car company is constantly changing prices, but nobody cares”

“@BuidlHodl Import tariffs, VAT & transport costs”

“To be clear, this doesn’t affect Tesla website order prices. Existing inventory prices are currently slightly lower than on website. This will bring them in line.”