“RT @Tesla: Merry Opti-mas!🎄 Thank you to our owners, employees & supporters – you rock ❤️ https://t.co/nmqs3R8L1o”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“RT @BLKMDL3: 10 hours into Tesla FSD v14.2.2 and here are my thoughts: Zero lane change hesitation at all. Extremely refined, excellent la…”
“You can sense the sentience maturing [@DrJimFan] I was very late to own a Tesla but among the earliest to try out FSD v14. It's perhaps the first time I experience an AI that passes the Physical Turing Test: after a long day at work, you press a button, lay back, and couldn't tell if a neural net or a human drove you home.… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003593613918531891”
“The best real-world AI is @Tesla_AI. You can sense the sentience. [@bradsferguson] NVIDIA’s Director of Robotics comments on Tesla Self Driving v14 describes FSD as… “an AI that passes the Physical Turing Test” “magical””
“@Yuchenj_UW Andrej’s understanding is dated at this point. Tesla AI software has advanced vastly beyond what it was when he left. The intelligence density per GB of Tesla AI is at least an order of magnitude better than anything else out there.”
“RT @TeslaCharging: New Tesla Supercharger: San Francisco, CA - Lombard Street (16 stalls) https://t.co/JLCG9lkwXN https://t.co/c9xTcqMYBP https://www.tesla.com/findus?location=404958”
“RT @TeslaAUNZ: New Tesla Supercharger now open in Mount Sheridan, QLD (6 stalls) - the most northern Supercharger site in AU Built in part…”
“Tesla Robotaxis were unaffected by the SF power outage [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 SAN FRAN BLACKOUT – WAYMO FROZE, TESLA DROVE Waymo’s robotaxis got a little too real last night - by completely shutting down when San Francisco’s power outage knocked out traffic lights. Meanwhile, Teslas on FSD? Kept rolling. No drama, no headlines - just handling chaos… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002699317409186219”
“RT @Tesla_AI: FSD is trained on billions of real-world miles, including power outages 📸 @edgecase411 https://t.co/JrFsyqK0Cn”
“Try it out! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised enables your Tesla to drive you to your destination, find a free spot & park itself All on its own”
“Over 6000 consecutive miles using Tesla full self-driving! [@DavidMoss] I have now passed 6,000 consecutive miles of non rounded up actual true 100% intervention free FSD 14.2 driving in my 2025 Model 3 Premium Longe Range RWD This journey has taken me to 17 states starting from Raleigh, NC to now currently I’m in Ashland, OR with 59 Tesla… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002562642951680083”
“This will change the whole look of the streets @Tesla [@niccruzpatane] The Tesla Robovan will literally become your living room on wheels.”
“This actually works! [@Tesla] FSD Supervised enables your Tesla to drive you to your destination, find a free spot & park itself All on its own”
“This actually works in Teslas right now [@mikepat711] *holds button on steering wheel to activate grok* “I need to go to Home Depot but I wanna supercharge after. Can you take me to whichever nearby Home Depot is close to a supercharger, and then take me to the supercharger after Home Depot? Also I’d like to go for a walk somewhere… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002093552679911837”
“Tesla [@teslaeurope] "More Tesla Model Ys have been registered in Norway in 2025 than have ever been registered by one brand with all models combined" Still breaking records in Norway Tusen takk Norge (igjen!)🇳🇴 https://www.finansavisen.no/motor/2025/12/17/8315559/tesla-setter-vanvittig-rekord”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Review of @Tesla’s FSD (Supervised) from local media in Australia: "Driving in Australia will never be the same. Once y…”
“@jeffreyweichsel @Tesla_Optimus @grok Bigtime”
“RT @MarioNawfal: XAI’S GROK–TESLA MINGLE MADE DRIVING RIDICULOUSLY FUN Just talk to Grok – your Tesla handles the ride. Full-stack fusion…”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: BREAKING: Elon Musk’s 2018 CEO pay package from Tesla, worth some $56 billion when it vested, must be restored, the Dela…”
“RT @MarioNawfal: 🚨 TESLA + STARLINK = INTERNET EVERYWHERE (YES, EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE) Tesla just got the green light from the FCC…”
“Try the new Grok Imagine [@tetsuoai] Goodnight, X. Grok Imagine image/video prompt 👇 image prompt: Extreme close-up of a single Tesla Optimus Gen 2 robot's black glass faceplate. The reflection in the curved glass shows the reflection of thousands of other robots standing in rows. A small red status light blinks… https://x.com/i/web/status/2001908961445105780”
“True [@ThomasSowell] Ex-Tesla employee: "In 2008, when Tesla was at its darkest moment, he [Elon] put in his personal last millions of dollars to fund it. He was even couch-surfing in Menlo Park and paying my business expenses with personal credit card debt."”
“RT @KobeissiLetter: There it is: Tesla, $TSLA, is officially back in record high territory, up +130% from its April 2025 low. That’s +$90…”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: NEWS: The Tesla Cybertruck has just earned a Top Safety Pick+ rating from the IIHS, the best possible rating, and scored…”
“RT @yunta_tsai: Back in 2018 before I joined Tesla, Autopilot was the only ADAS system that I could try at the showroom when I was shopping…”
“@MichaelAArouet Bill Gates placed a massive short bet against Tesla of ~1% of our total shares, which might have cost him over $10B by now”
“RT @MarioNawfal: TESLA CHIPS, SPACEX SERVERS, xAI MODELS – GALAXY MIND IS FORMING Abundance doesn’t scale on Earth – but it does in orbit.…”
“RT @TheCaptainEli: At minute 13 of the Clean Tech Summit (2011), Elon Musk highlighted the immense challenges in founding Tesla amid the 20…”
“RT @TheCaptainEli: In this short ~1-minute clip from 2011, Elon Musk explains that Tesla will become a great American company—one that Amer…”
“Cybertruck is an incredible vehicle [@XFreeze] The Tesla Cybertruck just earned the Top Safety Pick+ award, scoring a perfect “Good” rating in literally every major crash category in the 2025 IIHS crash tests”
“Teslas in Tunnels [@XFreeze] The Boring Company is quietly expanding the futuristic Vegas Loop underground Vegas Loop already feels like a cheat code: hop into a Tesla (or Cybertruck) underground and bypass the chaotic surface traffic As of December 2025: → 8 stations live (LVCC campus + Resorts World,… https://x.com/i/web/status/2000880481999708249”
“RT @XFreeze: Tesla and xAI are combining two of the most advanced AI systems into one experience You just talk to Grok, and Tesla takes yo…”
“RT @tesla_na: Had a jolly time at our Tesla Diner Holiday Market 🎅🎄 https://t.co/Ten8ZzRKl9”
“@jeffreyweichsel @Tesla Cool”
“This is super cute ❤️ [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 TESLA DINER LAUNCHES MINI CYBERTRUCK RACETRACK FOR KIDS. BUILT CIRCLING THE NEW MODEL Y FOR KIDS Tesla Diner lit up the night with a epic setup: A tire-lined mini racetrack looping around a shiny red Model Y Performance, where kids got to zoom around in tiny Cybertrucks… https://x.com/i/web/status/2000058164134154708”
“RT @Tesla: KITT is now real”
“@techdevnotes Tesla work and then I played the new releases of Diablo and Path of Exile 2”
“RT @niccruzpatane: This is the new SpaceX ISS Docking Simulator game added in Tesla’s 2025 Holiday Update. Its the actual interface used b…”
“Congratulations [@Tesla_Malaysia] Model Y ranks #1 Electric Vehicle in Malaysia for November 2025 https://soyacincau.com/2025/12/11/malaysia-jpj-ev-registration-november-2025/”
“RT @niccruzpatane: Tesla navigation now uses the car’s in-cabin camera (above the rearview mirror) to count the number of passengers, then…”
“RT @teslaenergy: 2025 was a record-setting year for Powerwall owners globally Check the Tesla App to see your impact, plus discover your E…”
“@pbeisel AI5/AI6 engineering is my biggest time allocation at Tesla. AI5 will be good, AI6 will be great.”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Ford was the most recalled automaker in the US in 2025 so far, while @Tesla was one of the least. Total recalls (includ…”
“@wholemars I must give @AnthropicAI credit here: Opus 4.5 is outstanding. They are doing particularly excellent work at the pretraining level. However, Grok wins when applied to logic (software is just logic at scale) that isn’t in the Opus pretraining. For example, the Tesla chip design… https://t.co/JkpPOYGJIN https://x.com/i/web/status/1998876157991952622”
“RT @TeslaCharging: Celebrate your year with Tesla. In January, Free Supercharging will be awarded to 9 outstanding users who explored thei…”
“@JeffDean @CMantseris Waymo never really had a chance against Tesla. This will be obvious in hindsight.”
“And it only gets better from here [@SawyerMerritt] Jason Cammisa on trying @Tesla FSD V14 during an hour long trip after being critical of FSD in the past: "I had to eat my shit and my words; This f**king car drove us the entire way, expertly, making lane changes whenever it wanted, with nothing dangerous. No jerks, no… https://x.com/i/web/status/1998107725557899315”
“RT @stevenmarkryan: HE'S BACK! Car Guy LOSES His Mind Over Tesla's Latest FSD $TSLA https://t.co/Bi7THFQ3tF”
“RT @Tesla_Megapack: Chile’s first utility-scale Megapack project is underway 225 MW / 900 MWh @ColbunEnergia Celda Solar in the Atacama De…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: The evolution of Tesla Optimus over time. https://t.co/jdf2cgyzY8”
