The tweet archive.

“When you get the new Tesla software update, go Ho Ho Ho. There’s an Easter egg inside the Easter egg, but it’s not funny.”

“Glad to see that Tesla owners are having a good experience. Working to improve further. Some cool software updates coming soon. https://t.co/16NabnHeuD https://x.com/teslamotorsclub/status/943864830943006721”

“Payload will be my midnight cherry Tesla Roadster playing Space Oddity. Destination is Mars orbit. Will be in deep space for a billion years or so if it doesn’t blow up on ascent.”

“Congratulations to the Tesla crew and South Australian authorities who worked so hard to get this manufactured and installed in record time! https://t.co/M2zKXlIVn3 https://apple.news/AnM79rCgXRFSvm4cgk5kfhw”

“Tesla Semi https://t.co/7VLz7F46Ji”

“@rjcc @Tesla Do you really believe that someone’s life should be ruined if they make a single offensive comment for which they then sincerely apologize?”

“@rjcc @Tesla That is a *counterpoint* to illustrate absurdity, meaning that obviously a single careless statement should *not* ruins someone’s life”

“Tesla Semi Truck unveil to be webcast live on Thursday at 8pm! This will blow your mind clear out of your skull and into an alternate dimension. Just need to find my portal gun ...”

“Btw, just want to express a word of appreciation for the hard work of the Tesla Gigafactory team. Reason I camped on the roof was because it was less time than driving to a hotel room in Reno. Production hell, ~8th circle …”

“@Barnacules To be more inclusive, how about a "pick your tech level" setting. Could make the Tesla sound like horses (coconuts!), chariots, steam engines, gasoline cars, ...”

“Tesla Semi unveil now Nov 16. Diverting resources to fix Model 3 bottlenecks & increase battery production for Puerto Rico & other affected areas.”

“@MacTechGenius @Jon4Lakers @solarcity @Tesla Not good. Sounds like some 3rd party installers are taking advantage of Powerwall demand >> supply. Taking action …”

“@ismailnathij @stapf @Tesla The internal Tesla Powerwall install team in PR is very small right now. Sending experienced installers from continental US to hire & train local team as fast as possible.”

“@ismailnathij @stapf @Tesla Tesla always charges the same price for a Powerwall (only taxes & shipping costs vary), so something is messed up here. I've asked my team to stop shipment to any installers charging excessive premiums.”

“@ricardorossello I would be happy to talk. Hopefully, Tesla can be helpful.”

“@Bobby_Gupta Def not ok. Just sent a reminder to Tesla stores that we just want people to look forward to their next visit. That's what really matters.”

“@JayCruicks_ATC What if we just made a mini version of the Tesla Semi?”

“@SmileSimplify @Vita_Berlin @c12olivas Exactly. Wouldn't let anyone invest more than a token amount in early rounds of SpaceX and Tesla, as the probability of failure was >90%.”

“@Techmeme Tesla does not really have "TTunes". That's a joke.”

“@dfchil We are going to move all info and settings to the "cloud" (aka server) so any Tesla you drive in the world automatically adjusts to you”

“Tesla Powerwalls can support houses of any size, but the cool thing is we can tow this house around with a Model X! https://t.co/MmQl8BPetY https://x.com/electrekco/status/896912532031590401”

“@LWRGI Major increases in the Supercharger and Tesla urban charger network happening over the next several months”

“Officially verified as the first production electric car to exceed 1000km on a single charge! Congratulations Tesla Owners Italia!! https://t.co/r8fFZIFEP2 https://x.com/teslaownersit/status/893255144447643648”

“@mathetes76 Tesla team will verify”

“Love this Tesla P100D drag racing video https://t.co/rxTTFOn8mp https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ARzujfRiQ3c&feature=youtu.be”

“@DrChrisVieira LA-SF-Reno/Sparks would be great. Tesla logistics costs for Sparks-Fremont (batteries & motors) and Fremont-LA (finished cars) are gigantic.”

“@aylaberan True. Need to explain full story of Tesla. So much nonsense out there, amplified by propaganda from some in fossil fuels & confused shorts.”

“I should clarify: Tesla stock is obviously high based on past & present, but low if you believe in Tesla's future. Place bets accordingly … https://t.co/4zbc6vqZSZ https://x.com/mktsinsider/status/886976812626128897”

“You can now drive anywhere in the US (except N Alaska), most of Europe, China & Japan using the Tesla Supercharger network! https://t.co/2KV8FT8dkk https://x.com/teslamotors/status/884474294402547713”

“Wanted to say thanks to all that own or ordered a Tesla. It matters to us that you took a risk on a new car company. We won't forget.”

“Tesla service rescues a kitten stuck in the bumper https://t.co/qZW7QjuceQ https://t.co/3jyJseVodm https://youtu.be/NSc7wjQ1Ts8”

“@StevePrediletto @samabuelsamid @TeslaMotors Thanks for supporting Tesla and the EV mission before anyone had heard of us”

“@samabuelsamid @TeslaMotors I've written two forward-looking master plans, but haven't told the Tesla history of how we got there. Lot of drama … Prob worth doing?”

“@EclecticLip Was no "company", just a (wrong) biz plan to commercialize ACP's Tzero car. No tech or IP, no employees & didn't even own Tesla Motors name.”

“Few people know that we started Tesla when GM forcibly recalled all electric cars from customers in 2003 & then crushed them in a junkyard”

“@jovanik21 @philwhln Just confirmed the Tesla DJ station works in Canada”

“In the US, you can ask your Tesla to play any Monty Python (or other comedy) skit. Doesn't work outside US yet.”

“@philwhln It's on the car. Might add it to the Tesla app at some point, so you get it on your phone if you have a Powerwall or Tesla solar.”

“Try the new Tesla DJ station on streaming radio”

“Tesla shareholder meeting today. Can't believe it's been 1000 years since we went public. https://t.co/jK7WmuxSLv https://www.instagram.com/p/BVAbpGghunY/”

“@tony_lo Still on for end of year. Just software limited. Any Tesla car with HW2 (all cars built since Oct last year) will be able to do this.”

“Excited about the Tesla Autopilot software release rolling out next month. New control algorithm feels as smooth as silk.”

“@samgalaviz_ Tesla needs to iterate fast on solar roof prefab/install technology, so all installs will be done by Tesla techs at first”

“@sahilmalik That's how the tiles sit on the roof. There is no difference in strength for the Tesla tile based on orientation (not like wood).”

“Slo-mo hail cannonball impacting Tesla solar roof tile https://t.co/MMBAcUD9iC https://www.instagram.com/p/BT7HVS3AZ4q/”

“Tesla solar glass roof orders open this afternoon. I think it will be great. More in about 10 hours ...”

“Tesla Semi truck unveil set for September. Team has done an amazing job. Seriously next level.”

“Autolist survey finds Tesla used car values are highest and sell fastest https://t.co/KcXFhqwXVa http://www.marketwatch.com/story/used-tesla-model-s-sell-faster-and-for-more-money-than-peers-study-says-2017-04-12”

“Feature coming soon that allows one touch access to all discovered Tesla Easter eggs https://t.co/oWU6oq9Jqb”

“@ForIn2020 @waltmossberg @mims @defcon_5 Exactly. Tesla is absurdly overvalued if based on the past, but that's irrelevant. A stock price represents risk-adjusted future cash flows.”