The tweet archive.

“Tesla quarterly all-hands video. Love the shot of wild horses & Giga in winter https://t.co/ZGZbpSFhus https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=azUbCdcAeFM”

“@nypost That’s a white rose on my jacket & the choker is a bunch of spikes, not Tesla anything”

“@ATeslaInICEland @Tesla Thanks for letting me know. Will expedite. Sorry for the delay.”

“Reason RBC question about Model 3 demand is absurd is that Tesla has roughly half a million reservations, despite no advertising & no cars in showrooms. Even after reaching 5k/week production, it would take 2 years just to satisfy existing demand even if new sales dropped to 0.”

“First, it’s important to know that Tesla is the most shorted (meaning most bet against) stock on the market & has been for a while https://t.co/srEp1tf6ZU https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/11/tesla-is-the-biggest-short-in-the-us-stock-market.html”

“Please ignore this thread unless you’re interested in a tedious discussion about Tesla stock”

“@MKBHD @HyperChangeTV The “dry” questions were not asked by investors, but rather by two sell-side analysts who were trying to justify their Tesla short thesis. They are actually on the *opposite* side of investors. HyperChange represented actual investors, so I switched to them.”

“@drgitlin Your numbers are incorrect. Tesla Fremont is 3rd in world after a 🇳🇱🌸 place & 🇦🇪 mall. Giga will be largest when complete. https://t.co/pTMJ2QcoHk”

“@Gfilche @Tesla Ok”

“Tesla batteries are currently live & delivering power at 662 locations in Puerto Rico. Team is working 24/7 to activate several hundred more. https://t.co/OMu8qKJvLy https://x.com/nowthisnews/status/986646841503596544”

“Interview and Tesla factory tour with Gayle King https://t.co/693jZBk4Km https://www.cbsnews.com/news/elon-musk-tesla-model-3-problems-interview-today-2018-04-13/?ftag=CNM-00-10aac3a”

“@timkhiggins Yes, excessive automation at Tesla was a mistake. To be precise, my mistake. Humans are underrated.”

“@TheEconomist The Economist used to be boring, but smart with a wicked dry wit. Now it’s just boring (sigh). Tesla will be profitable & cash flow+ in Q3 & Q4, so obv no need to raise money.”

“@Taysh83 @Tesla Sorry, demand has been higher than expected. Making them as fast as possible, but waitlist is 3 to 6 months.”

“@BenMcLeish @Tesla Looking into it. This is bizarre.”

“@AshleyEsqueda @petesjca @monitron @Tesla Should be fully fixed within the next few days”

“@srinivasguduru @mathetes76 @monitron @Tesla Definitely. Will take corrective action immediately. Sorry about this.”

“@mathetes76 @monitron @Tesla Looking into it now”

“@monitron @Tesla Should just be due to your config not avail yet. If not lmk.”

“@razemfrazem @bvledford @Tesla Similar timing”

“@bvledford @Tesla So probably July”

“@bvledford @Tesla We need to achieve 5k/week with Model 3 before adding complexity that would inhibit production ramp”

“@teslatidbits @Tesla We will add a feature to allow request of latest software version”

“Most people don’t know there’s a whole box of Easter eggs with every Tesla. Just tap logo on center screen & wait. Easy access to most of discovered ones. More coming …”

“@amir About a year ago, I asked Doug to manage both engineering & production. He agreed that Tesla needed eng & prod better aligned, so we don’t design cars that are crazy hard to build. Right now, tho, better to divide & conquer, so I’m back to sleeping at factory. Car biz is hell …”

“@vegamontesino @NoceraBV @WSJ @Tesla We release as soon as we have the data. Good timeline, bad timing. Doesn’t matter.”

“@NoceraBV @WSJ @Tesla Not criticizing, just as asking questions. I’m sure there’s a really great answer …”

“@WSJ Tesla policy is to issue a recall *before* there are injuries. This is absolutely the right thing to do. Yet there were dozens of recalls by other car companies last month, incl w injuries & deaths, but you only wrote an article about Tesla. Why so?”

“@TeslaMotorsClub Lot of respect for NTSB, but NHTSA regulates cars, not NTSB, which is an advisory body. Tesla releases critical crash data affecting public safety immediately & always will. To do otherwise would be unsafe.”

“@vreeman Coming soon to Tesla merch. Free shots in stores every April 1st.”

“Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month! https://t.co/YcouvFz6Y1”

“There are many chapters of bankruptcy and, as critics so rightly pointed out, Tesla has them *all*, including Chapter 14 and a half (the worst one).”

“Tesla Goes Bankrupt Palo Alto, California, April 1, 2018 -- Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt. So bankrupt, you can't believe it.”

“@themodel3guy You’re welcome. Sorry for the delay. Only just got back from Gigafactory. Will be at our Fremont factory in the morning. Tesla team is going all out.”

“@RanNatanzon @Tesla @Cortica This is completely false. Never even heard of Cortica. Just taking my kids on a Spring Break trip to see ancient historical sites in Israel & Jordan.”

“@IraEhrenpreis @Tesla Thanks for your support over all those years!”

“First production cargo trip of the Tesla Semi heavy duty truck, carrying battery packs from the… https://t.co/6fIMYGfKw1 https://www.instagram.com/p/BgCJlKbFckb/”

“@FutureCars360 @Tesla Will have Model X do a cover of Happy Birthday by Marilyn Monroe https://t.co/8TaiBF6HLs https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iH3oOVKt0WI”

“@simonhackett @ToddBourne @Tesla Good points. Will add to feature list.”

“@simonhackett @ToddBourne @Tesla Yeah, that should improve soon. Software team has been buried in Model 3 bringup and tricky bug fixes, but that’s mostly done now.”

“@ToddBourne @Tesla Almost done”

“@ElectrekCo @TeslaRoadTrip Am feeling optimistic about beating the Semi specs announced at the unveiling for the same price. The Tesla Semi will be something really special.”

“@omaruddin @stevewoz @Tesla @businessinsider Woz is a lovable, fuzzy bear 🐻”

“@JosephHuberman @Tesla Coming soon”

“@Mister_Millard @Tesla That sounds cool. Will do.”

“@PPathole @Tesla @Teslarati @MKBHD Fixed in next release”

“@omerldiri @Tesla Good idea. We can just have the menu pop up as soon as you put the car into park.”

“@neilsiegel @Tesla Coming very soon”

“@Jason @Tesla Sure”

“Wanted again to send a note of deep gratitude to Tesla owners WW for taking a chance on a new company that all experts said would fail. So much blood, sweat & tears from the Tesla team went into creating cars that you’d truly love. I hope you do. How can we improve further?”