“Deleted my Tesla titles last week to see what would happen. I’m now the Nothing of Tesla. Seems fine so far.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@CGasparino @Tesla The FOIA on this will be solid gold. Can’t wait.”
“@CGasparino @Tesla Exactly, this is total bs. What part of “production hell” sounds like a sure thing!?”
“@sk2sno @rtk86 @sheldonth @FactsDataTruth @Tesla We will enable track mode for all performance cars”
“@rtk86 @sheldonth @FactsDataTruth @Tesla Ok, we will turn off lifetime free Supercharging and give you $5k refund”
“Tesla Autopilot Drive on Navigation going to wide release in North America tonight”
“@sheldonth @FactsDataTruth @Tesla Not exactly. We just bundled the upgrade package into Performance. No problem if you want to return the car, but I think lifetime free Supercharging is a good deal.”
“@FactsDataTruth @Tesla You’re right. Earlier Model 3 Performance buyers got free lifetime Supercharging. Will add that to anyone who bought recently.”
“@PopularEthics @Tesla S is better, but rear seat folds down in Model 3, so bikes can fit in trunk”
“@scr00chy @mcjamez @Tesla Hey that’s my Halloween costume!”
“@bosterogriego @Tesla @mayemusk @WSJ Good question”
“@mcjamez @Tesla Clearly, you’re not reading my twitter”
“@rstefani11 @Tesla Taking action. Tesla body shops now operating in California aiming for same day body repair in most cases.”
“@Model3Owners Love Tesla supporters so much!!♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ ♥️ ♥️♥️♥️ ♥️ ♥️♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️”
“Massive thanks to Tesla owners & supporters. We wouldn’t be here without you.”
“Get this question a lot, so need to clarify that there’s no such thing as a Tesla “refresh”. Other car companies do this every ~3 years, but Tesla constantly upgrades vehicle hardware every week.”
“To simplify production, many Tesla Model S & X interior configs, will no longer be available after Nov 1. Order now to be sure of the one you want.”
“Order Tesla without test drive & you get 3 days to return for refund, else 1 day”
“@mayemusk @cleantechnica @nytimes @Tesla @businessinsider @business @TheStreet @CNBC @Forbes Interesting”
“@Erdayastronaut @Tesla @KerbalSpaceP This game is my personal favorite, but I am biased towards space stuff”
“@planet4589 If you don’t like a Tesla for any reason or no reason, you can just give it back for a full refund”
“@dennishegstad It’s kind of like the post office. Same price for delivery to Maine as the SF Bay Area. But you do get a free Tesla factory tour, which is really fun to see.”
“Tesla rear wheel drive cars do actually work well on snow & ice. We did our traction testing on an ice lake! Dual motor AWD is great, but not required for cold weather. Just don’t use sport/summer tires.”
“Just released lower cost, mid-range Tesla Model 3 & super simple new order page https://t.co/cz0TQn7IOZ http://Tesla.com/3”
“@ajmarquez True, but this will improve dramatically over next several months & all Tesla cars ever produced (except early Roadsters) will get improvements for free. Continuous, free over-the-air software updates is a big part of why a Tesla retains so much value over time.”
“Just reviewed Tesla’s service locations in North America & realized we have major gaps in geographic coverage! Sorry for this foolish oversight. Tesla will aim to cover all regions of NA (not just big cities) within 3 to 6 months.”
“@JacksMacintosh @SmileSimplify @j_brorsson @ElectrekCo @FredericLambert The FSD upgrade is the Tesla computer with our NN chip”
“@ElectrekCo @FredericLambert This is without the Tesla NN computer. Per my public comments, that will give the car an extra order of magnitude.”
“@AlguireTim @Tesla Haha. It is actually my fav game on Tesla cars right now 😀”
“@TTfue @Tesla What are some of the most fun games we could have on a Tesla? Classic Atari is just the start.”
“@cleantechnica Thanks for recognizing the great work of the Tesla team! 45,000 people now.”
“@Sofiaan @vicentes @MrTommyCampbell @Tesla Maybe this could be part of a (safe) car version of Pokémon Go style game”
“@vicentes @MrTommyCampbell @Tesla Good idea!”
“@MrTommyCampbell @Tesla Whole beer keg fits in Model 3 trunk!”
“Tesla exists to help reduce risk of catastrophic climate change, which affects all species on Earth. Even if your faith in humanity is faltering, this is worth caring about. Support makes a difference. Thank you.”
“@mhmtkcn @Tesla Beautiful picture”
“@InsideEVs @TeslaNY @Tesla Yes, it’s hard to find. Not sure why.”
“@TeslaNY @InsideEVs @Tesla Exactly. A Tesla is objectively much safer in a crash than all other cars, according to NHTSA’s *own* calculations. This is just physics!”
“@FredericLambert No such thing as a “full refresh” at Tesla or even a model year. Our cars are partially upgraded every month as soon as a new subsystem is ready for production. There is no cadence.”
“The physics of how Tesla achieved best safety of any cars ever tested. Note, when vehicle weight is taken into account, order is more like X,S, then 3, but they are all very close.”
“Tesla owner shows how well ultrawhite seats hold up after 25,000 miles. The black & white interior is def best imo. https://t.co/vWQ8X8JHYF https://youtu.be/yEkmPaoBYZs”
“@AsbjornLD @martinengwicht @Jason @Tesla Two — one for 👽 👾 millions of years from now and one for you”
“@incentives101 @Jason @Tesla Yes, but 🐻 in 🧠 that we’re creating a generalized autonomy solution. Must work in millions of strange 🚘 situations.”
“@Jason @Tesla Actually, it’s 1 of 3 forward cameras in rear view mirror assembly. External cameras will auto-activate in future if car is damaged while parked.”
“Tesla owners can refer someone to buy a Tesla & get any image they want laser etched in glass & sent to deep space for millions of years”
“@FCalciu @derekGUMB @Scobleizer @Tesla @SEC_Enforcement Exactly. Short-sellers are value destroyers. Should definitely be illegal.”
“@BullTesla @iavor If you think Tesla is overvalued compared to probable value of future cash flows, sell. Otherwise, buy.”
“@Scobleizer @Tesla True”
“@Scobleizer @Tesla Sorry about the typo. That was unforgivable. Why would they be upset about their mission? It’s what they do.”
“@krobertson @Tesla @kimbal @senorsisig Will do. Definitely moving heavily towards direct to work/home delivery of cars!”
