The tweet archive.

“@cb_doge I worked out three times”

“@cb_doge “It worked after all””

“@cb_doge True ♥️”

“@cb_doge All content on the platform is subject to @CommunityNotes, even if we lose (even more) advertising money as a result”

“@cb_doge Funniest fake news I’ve heard in a while”

“Doges ftw https://t.co/bl0trQ7BdU”

“@cb_doge That number sure comes up a lot lol”

“@cb_doge Yes”

“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Doges”

“@cb_doge Yes”

“@cb_doge Wow”

“@cb_doge @linda_ungureanu Yeah”

“@cb_doge Only $7/month or ~23 cents/day if bought annually via web”

“@cb_doge He laughed his ass off?”

“@cb_doge And if it doesn’t offend some people, you know it’s not truth-seeking”

“@cb_doge And I love ice cream”

“@cb_doge Very early stage of X”

“@cb_doge 🫡”

“@cb_doge Run the thought experiment: you’re stranded on an island with no hope of rescue. You can have a pallet of food or a billion dollars. The latter has no value, because there are no resources to allocate.”

“@cb_doge 😂”

“@cb_doge What is this reality we live in!?”

“@cb_doge !!”

“@cb_doge And then some”

“@cb_doge Charming”

“@cb_doge 🎯”

“@cb_doge Metaphorically too”

“@cb_doge 😂”

“@cb_doge Yes”

“@cb_doge Absolutely. Not doing so is crazy.”

“@cb_doge @McDonalds Yup”

“@cb_doge Yeah, but more like a million straws”

“@cb_doge Only way to stop scraping”

“@cb_doge Dogs rock”

“@cb_doge @TuckerCarlson @TheBabylonBee @ZubyMusic @AppleTV Very exciting!”

“@cb_doge Pretty accurate list. For several of the product “releases”, the basics were already in place & we just fixed the broken parts.”

“@cb_doge Feels so long ago”

“@cb_doge Population collapse is a severe danger to the future of civilization”

“@cb_doge Yup”

“@cb_doge True”

“@cb_doge 😂”

“@cb_doge 💯”

“@cb_doge @TheRock 😂”

“@cb_doge 😂”

“@cb_doge Not bad”

“@cb_doge @CommunityNotes ftw”

“Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the Doges of war”

“@cb_doge It is”

“@jack Doge ftw”

“@cb_doge Time to complete the circle”

“@cb_doge This platform honestly gives me more laughs per day than everything else combined!”