The tweet archive.

“@cb_doge Great question. We need to get a move on with Starship!”

“@cb_doge @ehikian Agreed. We will make that change across the board. It’s too long in the profile section too.”

“@cb_doge *Highest (sigh)”

“@cb_doge We exceeded 346 billion user-seconds today. Highway usage ever, apart from a spike a few months ago where multiple LLM companies tried to download our entire database simultaneously. Surprised to see that Mashable still exists.”

“@stats_feed @PicturesFoIder @ShouldHaveCat @WholesomeMeme @diojodior @diojorange @operagxofficial @cb_doge @greg16676935420 @Riot_Kassadin Well, at least I’m on the podium 🥉”

“@cb_doge Pretty much”

“@cb_doge Seriously”

“@doge_albania …”

“@cb_doge @X It will get much better”

“@cb_doge 😂”

“@cb_doge 😂”

“@cb_doge Almost a decade ago”

“@cb_doge They will be gone soon”

“@cb_doge @Apple Phone demand is flattening out, as there just isn’t much more you can do with a black rectangle. That means most of Apple’s market cap will be in that 30% fee, if it isn’t already there on an NPV basis. Even though 30% is obviously too high, it will have to be taken from them…”

“@cb_doge We’re putting a lot of effort in making 𝕏 Pro the power user tool it should be”

“@cb_doge High priority”

“@cb_doge 🤣🤣”

“@cb_doge He’s in the metaverse and can’t get out. That’s how real it is.”

“@cb_doge “Newspapers” just search the Internet, particularly this platform, and print it out”

“@dezmondOliver @cb_doge 😂”

“@cb_doge Real science is welcome, pseudoscience will get community noted”

“@cb_doge @lexfridman We got some cupcakes for Lex’s birthday”

“@cb_doge 💯”

“@cb_doge 🔥🔥🤣🤣”

“@cb_doge @finkd 😂”

“@cb_doge Me”

“@cb_doge 😂”

“@bassel_amin @cb_doge I care very much”

“@cb_doge Exactly 😂😂”

“@cb_doge He would have to let that sink in!”

“@cb_doge There was some hasty bag packing at the Zuckerberg residence today! Traveling my ass.”

“@cb_doge Deus Ex”

“@cb_doge 😂”

“@akohassann @cb_doge 🤣🤣”

“@cb_doge 😂”

“@cb_doge Yeah”

“@cb_doge Yup”

“@cb_doge 😂”

“@cb_doge @WalterIsaacson This is the full message: https://t.co/UzbKoIkFOc”

“@cb_doge 👅😂”

“@stillgray @ACOLExyz @cb_doge @WWE 💯🤣”

“@stillgray @ACOLExyz @cb_doge I’m going for the @WWE overhead body slam smack down”

“@ACOLExyz @cb_doge If the size difference is big enough, this is absolutely true. No way lil X is putting me in a choke hold no matter how skilled he is lol.”

“@cb_doge Both video & just audio”

“@cb_doge Yup, and across iOS, Android, Windows, Linux & Mac”

“@cb_doge 😂”

“@cb_doge I spent 3 hours in an MRI machine on Monday. Bottom line is that my C5/C6 fusion is solid, so not an issue. However, there is a problem with my right shoulder blade rubbing against my ribs, which requires minor surgery. Recovery will only take a few months.”

“@cb_doge @lindayaX True”

“@cb_doge Yup”

“@cb_doge Yup”