The tweet archive.

“Ever wanted your own personal R2 unit?”

“A person in the crowd had a medical emergency. We have taken care of them and will be starting shortly.”

“@stevenmarkryan A person in the crowd had a medical emergency, so we’re taking care of them before starting”

“For every person you refer who is a swing state voter, you get $47! Easy money.”

“Sign our petition to support the Constitution! Also earn $47 for every person you refer to sign the petition if they’re in a swing state. Goal is to get 1M voters in swing states to show support for free speech & right to bear arms.”

“@TeslaBoomerMama Not any one person, as far as I know. There is the Soros bogeyman, of course, and various Dem leaders, but no single mastermind. It seems to be a simple matter of incentives: the more illegals imported, the higher the Dem vote over time. It will only backfire on the Dems if…”

“@pmarca Heavy use of alcohol and cocaine were the problem, rather than LSD. For any given drug, the test should be whether you can complete the sentence “ _______ made me a better person”. Never heard anyone say that about alcohol, cocaine, meth or heroine, but I have heard that…”

“@paulg They are doing it by importing vast numbers of migrants into the country. This achieves two things: 1. The census, coming up in 2030 counts all persons, regardless of citizenship, in a state for purposes calculating seats in the House and electoral college votes. Based on…”

“@StephenKing When no voter ID is required and you can mail in the ballots, fraud obviously becomes impossible to prove. But when ID is required and you have to vote in person, then fraud is easy to identify. In Mexico, they solved a lot of the voter fraud just by citizens counting how many…”

“@fentasyl They are not tax shelters in that the money can’t be used by them personally, but it is leading to a vast amount of “activist zombie money” with self-perpetuating non-profits driving de facto misanthropic goals for humanity. I’m in favor of deleting this from the tax code.”

“Just want to reiterate that this platform really is meant to support all viewpoints within the bounds of the laws of countries, even those of people with whom I vehemently disagree and personally dislike. If that doesn’t seem to be happening, please yell at me (ideally on 𝕏).”

“@farzyness @TeslaLarry @HansCNelson That guy doesn’t get it. I would prefer to have zero involvement in politics. HOWEVER There is no “company success” unless civilization itself continues to progress. This insane shift by the “left” away from a meritocracy and personal liberties (eg censorship of free speech…”

“@SpeakerJohnson Absolutely. The failure to have a meritocracy is why an innocent person is now dead!”

“@BasedMikeLee Absolutely. In-person only and paper ballots. Same-day counting.”

“@cb_doge This note is false. I have not pledged anything to anyone! I did create a PAC that is focused on supporting candidates who favor a meritocracy and personal freedom, but funding to date has been far below that level.”

“Having a small person as body cover for a large man is like an undersized Speedo at the beach – doesn’t cover the subject”

“Electronic voting machines and anything mailed in is too risky. We should mandate paper ballots and in-person voting only. https://t.co/TVC32b1Wkd”

“When combined with mail-in ballots, the system is *designed* to make it impossible to prove fraud. Mail-in and drop box ballots should not be allowed, as cameras on the in-person voting stations would at least prevent large-scale fraud by counting how many people showed up vs…”

“Thanks Ashok! Ashok was the first person to join the Tesla AI/Autopilot team and ultimately rose to lead all AI/Autopilot software. Without him and our awesome team, we would just be another car company looking for an autonomy supplier that doesn’t exist. Btw, I never…”

“@Chesschick01 @growing_daniel If cocaine actually helped with long-term productivity, I would definitely take it! For any given drug, if you can complete the sentence “[blank] made me a better person”, then I think it should be legal. I’ve never heard anyone say that about cocaine 🤔.”

“Proposed law: if someone tears down the American flag and puts up another flag in its place, that person should get a free (but mandatory) one-way trip to that flag’s country”

“@MuskBreaking I personally wrote the first national maps, directions, yellow pages & white pages on the Internet in the summer of 1995 in C with a little C++. Didn’t use a “web server” to save CPU cycles (just read port 8080 directly). Couldn’t afford a Cisco T1 router, so wrote an emulator…”

“@cb_doge That headline is absurd. No one gets fired for sleeping on the floor. I personally do so!”

“@MuskBreaking Thanks George ❤️ We redirected everyone who wasn’t building cars to delivering cars – legal, finance, HR, designers, everyone. I personally delivered many cars. Tesla was out of cash, so it was a case of deliver or die. The team delivered.”

“@AdrianDittmann Yeah, Dustin is the one who should go to jail for impersonating a smart person”

“@lexfridman I’ve heard that Ayahuasca can lead to deep personal insights”

“@realchrisrufo This person is a crazy racist!”

“@TheIncorrupt_ His personal lawyer to the Supreme Court?”

“@TeslaBoomerMama @SawyerMerritt The support is super appreciated. I (obviously) don’t need to money personally, but am concerned about not having voting power that to influence Tesla to do the right thing.”

“@eerac @paulg Once you move beyond the level of what can be personally consumed, it is now about capital allocation efficiency. The government is about an order of magnitude worse than the private sector.”

“@SawyerMerritt The reason I posted about ketamine (at some personal risk) is that I thought it might help people struggling with bouts of depression. In my opinion, it is a far better solution than being zombified by SSRI’s.”

“@stillgray On a chart that measured personality and intelligence, 🍋 would be in the worst quadrant – stupid asshole”

“@stclairashley My personal favorite https://t.co/ITwwtJxlsH”

“@astro_greek Talulah is such a good person”

“@astro_greek We are actually the same person”

“@ChayaRaichik10 This is just about repeated, targeted harassment of a particular person”

“@GavinSBaker Many days have passed since the debut of Google’s insanely racist and sexist Gemini product debut and yet not one person has been fired. Not one.”

“@CollinRugg This is empathy for one person at the *expense* of empathy for all”

“@krassenstein Castle Doombad is a great game! One of my personal favorites.”

“As a reminder, I am very much PRO increasing legal immigration significantly. I’m not anti-immigration, I’m just against a massive number of unvetted people flooding into America, which any rational person should be.”

“@jasondebolt I believe this is referred to as “ballot harvesting”. They just send people to pick up the ballots, as in-person voting and proof of citizenship is not required.”

“@WholeMarsBlog I would like to have a strong influence on AI/robotics, not control it. I don’t think any one person should control it.”

“@teslaownersSV We should require government ID and in-person voting (unless valid medical/ military/etc excuse), like other countries do or like if you want to buy beer”

“@stillgray A priori and to first approximation, the probability that an insane person will attempt to kill you is proportionate to the number of insane people that know your name”

“@TheRabbitHole84 We should greatly increase legal immigration of anyone who is hard-working, honest and loves America. Every such person is an asset to the country. But massive illegal immigration of people we know nothing about is insane.”

“@EndWokeness @PeteButtigieg I was just informed by Secretary Buttigieg’s office that he does not know this person and has never spoken to him by phone. They say this was simply one of many pictures at an event.”

“@SwipeWright Yes, “decolonization” necessarily implies a Jewish genocide, thus it is unacceptable to any reasonable person”

“@teslaownersSV It’s even better in person and has a robot that pours beer and makes coffee”

“@waitbutwhy “Meth made me a better person” said no one ever”

“@ChayaRaichik10 That person is 🦇 💩 crazy”