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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“RT @cb_doge: BREAKING: 𝕏 is shattering all time usage records. 120 million downloads per month for the third straight record breaking mont…”
“RT @cb_doge: BREAKING: Time spent on 𝕏 and new follows are up over 20% since xAI rebuilt the algorithm from scratch. https://t.co/2zaZ5IS2Wy”
“RT @cb_doge: what the world's largest prison looks like from space https://t.co/ILrDs1y0iD”
“Prison Island [@cb_doge] The UK has become a prison island.”
“RT @cb_doge: ELON MUSK: "This t-shirt that I'm wearing, is great British author, George Orwell. "What would Orwell Think?" Orwell would…”
“Grok 🇬🇧🇬🇧 [@cb_doge] BIG BREAKING: Grok is now the most downloaded app on the entire UK App Store across all categories. #1 Top Apps #1 Top Overall #1 Productivity”
“RT @cb_doge: ELON MUSK: "I really think there's got to be a change of government in Britain. There's got to be a dissolution of parliament…”
“🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Rule Britannia 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 [@cb_doge] ELON MUSK: "All of the people of Britain have to fight for the future. If this doesn't happen, there won't be a future. You have to fight."”
“@PlanetOfMemes @cb_doge Literally 😑”
“Streisand Effect remains undefeated 😂 [@cb_doge] The UK government threatened Elon Musk with a ban. The people of the UK have spoken. • Grok is now the #1 productivity app in the UK. • 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in the UK. The signal is loud and clear.”
“Grok #1 in UK! [@cb_doge] BREAKING: Grok just hit the #1 rank on the UK App Store. 🇬🇧”
“RT @cb_doge: BREAKING: 𝕏 has officially changed the Iranian flag emoji to the historic Lion and Sun flag. The update is currently live on…”
“RT @cb_doge: BREAKING: Grokipedia is growing exponentially and has already reached 79% of English Wikipedia by article count. It just pass…”
“Grok ahead of Gemini in the Android Store [@cb_doge] BREAKING: Grok just surpassed Google Gemini on the Android App Store in the US and Canada 🚀”
“RT @cb_doge: BREAKING: Grok just hit the #1 rank in Iceland. 🇮🇸 https://t.co/DvFQWCsRsv”
“Grok reaches #1 in Sweden [@cb_doge] BREAKING: Grok just hit the #1 rank in Sweden. 🇸🇪”
“Grok [@cb_doge] BREAKING: Grok searches and popularity on Google just hit new highs. People are searching for Grok on Google at record level. 🔥”
“RT @cb_doge: 🚨DOGE BREAKING: DOGE has updated its website, estimated savings are now $215 billion. https://t.co/6MxdxFF920”
“@cb_doge True”
“RT @cb_doge: BREAKING: Grok is hitting all time high usage. Massive global demand is driving Grok to the #1 rank and making it one of the…”
“Starlink is not allowed to have an Internet provider license in South Africa for the sole reason that I am not Black. This is not ok. [@cb_doge] "There are 140 laws in South Africa that basically give strong preference to if you are a black South African and not otherwise. Starlink is not allowed to operate in South Africa, because I’m not black." 一 Elon Musk”
“RT @cb_doge: ELON MUSK: "Confiscation of land from anyone who isn’t Black was formally passed into law in South Africa. That is where Ameri…”
“RT @cb_doge: Grok can understand videos too. Simply give it a link to a video and ask it to generate a summary for you or even ask questio…”
“True [@Grummz] The Left is out there shooting at presidents, assassinating podcasters, and running over ice agents… But the politician of the right still won’t support Doge or fix the filibuster and are scared of being called unreasonable. And don’t even get me started on the DOJ. Use the… https://x.com/i/web/status/2009187003158397076”
“Cool [@cb_doge] BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the most downloaded app on the App Store in New Zealand. 🇳🇿 Not just #1 in news but top apps overall. 𝕏 is taking over. 🔥”
“Grok hits #1 in Norway! [@cb_doge] BREAKING: Grok just hit the #1 rank on the Norway App Store. 🇳🇴”
“RT @cb_doge: Enhance your posts with Grok right in the compose window on 𝕏 It can fix grammar, make your post shorter, or rewrite it in di…”
“@cb_doge Yes”
“Major upgrade to Grok Code coming next month. It will one-shot many complex coding tasks. [@cb_doge] BREAKING: Grok Code Fast 1 wins the #1 spot on this week’s OpenRouter AI Model Rankings Leaderboard with ~420 billion tokens usage. 🔥”
“RT @cb_doge: BREAKING: Grok just hit the #1 rank on the Israel Android App Store. 🇮🇱 https://t.co/AS4QUfu1mz”
“RT @cb_doge: BREAKING: Grokipedia is on fire 🔥 Over 648,000 new articles added in just 24 hours. Total articles: 3.2 million Total approv…”
“RT @cb_doge: ELON MUSK: “The homeless industrial complex in California is really dark, man. The network of NGOs should be called something…”
“RT @cb_doge: 𝕏 now has a cute little Grok widget at the bottom right of the screen. You can use Grok on the go while using 𝕏 on web. https…”
“RT @cb_doge: Try uploading a photo to Grok. It does a surprisingly good job analyzing images, and you can even upload your X rays or blood…”
“Grok just hit #1 in two more countries! [@cb_doge] BREAKING: Grok #1 in 🇧🇪 Belgium and 🇸🇮 Slovenia”
“Grok just hit #1 in another country Try it! https://t.co/u2y4RZRUZ5 https://apps.apple.com/app/id6670324846 [@cb_doge] BREAKING: Grok just hit the #1 rank in three categories on the Hong Kong Android App Store. 🇭🇰 • Top App • Top Overall • Productivity”
“Grok #1 in Ireland [@cb_doge] BREAKING: Grok just hit the #1 rank in three categories on the Ireland App Store. 🇮🇪 • Top App • Top Overall • Productivity Grok now hitting #1 in one country after another!”
“Grok is #1 in Switzerland [@cb_doge] BREAKING: Grok is now the #1 app in the Productivity category on the App Store in Switzerland 🇨🇭”
“Yup [@cb_doge] "If I was aware of the slightest evidence of aliens, I would immediately post out on 𝕏. This would be the most viewed post of all time. We've got 9000 satellites up there, we've never had to maneuver around an alien spaceship yet." 一 Elon Musk”
““Monetizing hope” 😂 [@cb_doge] Elon Musk snapped a photo of Peter Diamandis mid interview & asked Grok to roast him. No context, just the image. Grok recognized him, he looked relaxed & smiling with a laptop in front of him. Grok roasted him "dude smiling like he just discovered a new way to monetize hope" 😂”
“RT @cb_doge: ELON MUSK: "There are 3 things that are important, Truth, Curiosity & Beauty. If AI cares about those 3 things, it'll care abo…”
“RT @cb_doge: "Grokipedia is awesome. It's just phenomenal. I tried to update my Wikipedia page for years and it was impossible. But now Gro…”
“Being able to harness a millionth of the Sun’s energy would be >10,000 times more energy than all of human civilization uses today [@cb_doge] ELON MUSK: “Our progress toward a Kardashev Type II civilization, let’s have an aspiration that if we say that our goal is to get even a millionth of the Sun’s energy, that would be more than 1,000 times as much energy as could possibly be produced on Earth. About half a… https://x.com/i/web/status/2008629821270831299”
“Grok is growing [@cb_doge] BREAKING: Grok app downloads are surging in the US App Store as well. It just climbed to #4 in the Top Apps and Top Overall rankings, making it one of the most downloaded apps in the entire US App Store.”
“Most of the legacy (formerly mainstream) media operates as a slow-moving far left propaganda machine [@cb_doge] BREAKING: Trust in media is collapsing to record lows while time spent on 𝕏 is climbing to record highs. People are choosing real time news and unfiltered perspectives over narratives. 𝕏 is no longer competing with the media. 𝕏 is the media.”
“RT @cb_doge: All the Grok videos you see in your feed can be recreated instantly. Tapping this button on any video takes you directly to t…”
“RT @cb_doge: BREAKING: Grokipedia just crossed 83,000 approved edits by Grok and now hosts over 2.3 million articles. Share Grokipedia lin…”
“RT @nickshirleyy: @elonmusk I have gained a new found respect for DOGE… Americans deserve efficiency and NO fraud inside our government”
“@cb_doge 😂”
