The tweet archive.

“@cb_doge Yeah. Ad creep is getting out of control.”

“@NYC_Files @BillyM2k @cb_doge 😂”

“@cb_doge @X Really?”

“@cb_doge 😂”

“@cb_doge It can float for a while”

“@cb_doge I recommend people allow their videos to be downloaded”

“@cb_doge @TiffanyFong_ Cool”

“@cb_doge Good point”

“@cb_doge 😂”

“@cb_doge True”

“@cb_doge 🤣💯 𝕏 is moving to default dark background. Much better for sleep and looks cooler too.”

“@cb_doge 😂”

“@cb_doge Yeah”

“@cb_doge Yeah”

“@cb_doge But what is this “Twitter” it talks about?”

“@cb_doge Interesting”

“@cb_doge Yeah”

“@cb_doge Water, as that constitutes 70% of the surface area”

“@cvalente28 @cb_doge @RollingStone 😂”

“@cb_doge @RollingStone Wait, Rolling 🪨 is still alive? It’s not a real publication anymore, just a source for Wikipedia citations.”

“@cb_doge Competition is a good thing”

“@cb_doge Probably a few other apps, but you will be able to do almost anything on this platform”

“@cb_doge Yup”

“@cb_doge Yeah”

“@cb_doge The text lines were removed from all external URL cards, as it was redundant and taking up too much vertical space. Pixel perfect.”

“@cb_doge Growing fast”

“@pythadoge @cb_doge Ok :) We need to fix some scaling issues and then I will test the system again.”

“@cb_doge 🤣”

“@cb_doge 🤣”

“@cb_doge Absolutely”

“@cb_doge Gibney is a douche”

“@cb_doge 😂”

“@cb_doge Yup”

“@cb_doge @POTUS Also he wouldn’t tell me if he likes BBC. I mean, he works there, so …”

“@cb_doge Such a silly metric. It’s not a giant pile of cash. I really just own stock in the companies that I was instrumental in creating. Technically, I “lose” way more than that every time Tesla stock randomly drops.”

“@cb_doge Games are why I learned computer programming”

“@cb_doge Yeah”

“@cb_doge I should send them a thank you note”

“@cb_doge Because they love censorship and manipulating public opinion”

“@cb_doge We will do whatever it takes for X to be the best platform for creators!”

“@cb_doge Yeah”

“@cb_doge Yes. We obviously still need some key features like screen sharing and multi-cam overlay.”

“@cb_doge I figured he could only nail one testicle in a worst case case scenario”

“@cb_doge Pretty much”

“@cb_doge Something doesn’t add up”

“@cb_doge Maybe Instagram is inflating their user numbers”

“@cb_doge 💯”

“@cb_doge 💯”

“@cb_doge 😂”

“@cb_doge 🔥”