“A friend just sent me this excerpt from a Tesla blog I wrote 14 years ago https://t.co/Hr8w52ithY”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“A Tesla works as a boat for short periods of time, as an electric car has no air intake or exhaust to block & battery/motor/electronics are water-sealed. Submarines are just underwater EVs. https://t.co/1U63ZoVj3q https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cBYFo6fXPvU”
“@IheartTesla @EvaFoxU @Tesla Going with nomenclature of Giga [most widely understood location name] vs Giga #, so Giga Shanghai, Giga Nevada, Giga New York & Giga Berlin”
“@IheartTesla @EvaFoxU @Tesla For sure. Giga Berlin will build sustainable energy vehicles using sustainable energy, so net environmental impact will be extremely positive!”
“@teslaownersSV @Kristennetten @EvaFoxU @Tesla Yes”
“@HarryStoltz1 @EvaFoxU @Tesla Yes”
“@Kristennetten @EvaFoxU @Tesla Exactly!”
“@EvaFoxU @Tesla Giga Berlin / GF4 will absolutely be designed with sustainability and the environment in mind”
“@EvaFoxU @Tesla Sounds like we need to clear up a few things! Tesla won’t use this much net water on a daily basis. It’s possibly a rare peak usage case, but not an everyday event. Also, this is not a natural forest — it was planted for use as cardboard & only a small part will be used for GF4.”
“@Erdayastronaut @TrevorMahlmann @Tesla V3 Supercharger deployment will accelerate considerably this year”
“Want to play The Witcher game on your Tesla? (you can already watch the show on Tesla Netflix theater)”
“@vm_one1 @Exhaustedpengu1 @RationalEtienne Would like to take a moment to thank Michael & Ze’ev for helping Tesla. It was very hard work & both could’ve just rested on their laurels. Much appreciated 🍻.”
“@kekai Munro’s analysis of Tesla engineering is accurate, both pro & con. I think he will appreciate some elements of the Model Y body design.”
“@nntaleb Just saw this today. Tesla refunds in general should be easy to get electronically & certainly through customer service. Will he addressed.”
“@rhoehn @Tesla Thanks for mentioning! We should’ve done this ages ago.”
“Teslas will soon talk to people if you want. This is real. https://t.co/8AJdERX5qa”
“♥️♥️ Tesla China Team ♥️♥️ Such amazing progress!!”
“At Tesla Giga Shanghai NSFW!! https://t.co/1yrPyzJQGZ”
“@APompliano @Tesla Fair piece by Stoll”
“@hot_rod_co @Tesla People talk about the products they *love*, that touch their heart & bring moments of joy”
“Congratulations Tesla & SpaceX on great 2019! You rock!! Looking forward to epic 2020 ♥️🚀🛰🚘☀️”
“@teslaownersSV @rhoehn Thanks all Tesla club members for helping out! Looking forward to seeing you there tomorrow. ❤️”
“@JaneidyEve Headed to Tesla Fremont factory tomorrow to help with vehicle deliveries”
“@EverydayTesla Yeah, engineering is ~90% of my time at SpaceX & about ~60% at Tesla”
“@Erdayastronaut Direct drive using several Tesla Plaid motors in parallel for SN1. Simpler, lighter & more fault tolerant. Rear flaps each need ~1.5 megawatts. It’s like moving the entire wing of an aircraft!”
“@TeslaGong @BrianGilbert_ @Tesla @AusTeslaOwners Tesla merch def needs some love, but too many fish to fry rn”
“@TeslaGong @BrianGilbert_ @Tesla @AusTeslaOwners Coming …”
“@ajtourville @Erdayastronaut Tesla uses that to wirebond cells to module current collectors. Is there a commercially available machine that can weld ~4mm full hard 301 stainless barrels & domes?”
“@vincent13031925 @Tesla @jsrdctz Amazing work by Tesla China team!! ❤️❤️”
“@BrianGilbert_ @Tesla @AusTeslaOwners Tesla app based payment will soon be rolled out WW. It’s tough making functionality work across so many regulatory domains.”
“@BrianGilbert_ @Tesla @AusTeslaOwners Is purchasing through the Tesla app not working?”
“@ingmutw @iam_preethi @Tesla Ok”
“@Snipergen @Tesla Sure. Trax will get much better & more fun. This is an alpha version.”
“@SMZGallagher @Tesla Sorry about this. We will do our best. The Tesla production & delivery teams have been working super hard.”
“@flcnhvy @Sofiaan @Erdayastronaut The overarching goal of Tesla engineering is maximize area under user happiness curve”
“Just swipe down on Tesla nav button for car to automatically navigate to home, work or destination in calendar”
“@TesLatino @teslaownersSV @tesla_unplugged @TeslaOwnersofMA @Tesla @disneyplus @BenSullins If you enter a longer distance than range, system should autonav to optimal Superchargers along the way. Is it not doing this correctly?”
“@teslaownersSV @tesla_unplugged @TeslaOwnersofMA @Tesla @disneyplus @BenSullins Merry Christmas 🎄🎁😀 Hope you’re enjoying latest software update!”
“@teslaownersSV @tesla_unplugged @TeslaOwnersofMA @Tesla @disneyplus @BenSullins Car should autonavigate to destinations based on your calendar. If nothing in calendar, should do work in morning & home in evening. Future versions will guess based on prior patterns (if preference enabled).”
“@teslaownersSV @tesla_unplugged @TeslaOwnersofMA @Tesla @disneyplus @BenSullins No”
“@TeslaOwnersofMA @Tesla @disneyplus @BenSullins Coming soon”
“@Erdayastronaut @Tesla Yes”
“@therealcliffyb @Tesla @SpaceX Truth”
“@therealcliffyb @Tesla Good point”
“If Tesla & SpaceX go bankrupt, so will I. As it should be.”
“@RationalEtienne @cleantechnica That’s certainly our impression, but it’s an old version of Tesla software, so effect is limited”
“@dealer_of_happy @Tesla We’re working on moving more cars to Florida. End of year delivery is intense! Very proud of Tesla team for all their hard work.”
“Tesla holiday software update has FSD sneak preview, Stardew Valley, Lost Backgammon & a few other things”
“Tesla Moth Mode (better late than never) https://t.co/Rcu87A8NkO”
“@acevedo_lex @AlexSibila @Tesla Yes, probably & partially”
