The tweet archive.

“@AOCpressTwo 😂 But please reduce the length of your fake name so that “Parody” is clearly visible.”

“@Jason I don’t even know what Senator Karen’s real name is anymore”

“@Jason Many would lose their job or worse if they posted under their real name. That is why we take real name doxxing very seriously.”

“@KanekoaTheGreat @Jason @AutismCapital @BasedBeffJezos Any doxxing, which includes revealing real names, will result in account suspension”

“@stclairashley That’s their actual name?”

“When you hear the names of legislation or anything done by the government, it is worth remembering that the group that sent so many people to the guillotine during the French Revolution was called “The Committee of Public Safety”, not the “Cut Off Their Heads Committee”…”

“It is usually safe to assume that any proposed law will do the opposite of its name – “Orwell’s Law””

“@netcapgirl It had so much potential (sigh). Highly recommend “The Age of Napoleon” by Will & Ariel Durant and the podcast with the same name by Everett Rummage. Napoleon was incredible.”

“@stillgray The legacy media just foam at the mouth whenever they hear my name 🤣🤣”

“@paulkrugman You give economics a bad name”

“From an amazing Michael Crichton talk: “Media carries with it a credibility that is totally undeserved. You have all experienced this, in what I call the Murray Gell-Mann Amnesia effect. (I refer to it by this name because I once discussed it with Murray Gell-Mann, and by…”

“@justpaulinelol @SawyerMerritt Great name 😂”

“@TheRabbitHole84 People can’t even remember the names of everyone they met last week, let alone their pronouns. The reality of pronouns in bio is simply signaling that you’re in the woke cult.”

“@stillgray A priori and to first approximation, the probability that an insane person will attempt to kill you is proportionate to the number of insane people that know your name”

“@micsolana Exactly. Live up to the name!”

“@shellenberger This organization is a propaganda machine. Stanford should cut all ties with the “Stanford” Internet Observatory. They besmirch Stanford’s name.”

“@TrungTPhan Great beverage, terrible name”

“It would be a much better name!”

“@NEWSMAX @Timcast @mtaibbi @RichardGrenell Yeah, it’s not cool. Pushing a political agenda in the name of “guarding” the public.”

“I will give them a billion dollars if they change their name to Dickipedia”

“@WayneDupreeShow @Timcast Disband Newsguard! Anything with a name that sounds like it came out of an Orwell novel should never be trusted.”

“@BillyM2k It now has the totally different name of Fugging 🤣🤣”

“What would Orwell think? WWOT Any title or name of org that fits easily into 1984 is highly likely to mean the opposite.”

“@dogeofficialceo I had a little Yorkie for many years who was very territorial. I would warn friends to watch out for the dog, then they would see him him and laugh, then he would bite them on the ankle 🤣 I named him Hobbes, because he was nasty, brutish and short, but I loved him nonetheless.”

“@cb_doge The name was suggested by an advertising agency, but my fault for accepting it. It is very confusing, as the URL could be zip2, ziptwo, zipto or ziptoo.”

“@ICannot_Enough 🤣🤣 He should change his name to Thanos, since half his fund disappeared”

“@cb_doge Why won’t he fight me!? Zuck said “name the place”, so I named his house, but they said he was away on travel. Perhaps we can fight when we returns?”

“To clear our platform’s name on the matter of anti-Semitism, it looks like we have no choice but to file a defamation lawsuit against the Anti-Defamation League … oh the irony!”

“@teslaownersSV @imPenny2x @ADL If this continues, we will have no choice but to file a defamation suit against, ironically, the “Anti-Defamation” League. If they lose the defamation suit, we will insist that they drop the the “anti” part of their name, since obviously … 😂”

“@WSBChairman I think we know those names”

“@CocaCola I would just like to thank the genius who came up with Diet Coke. Best drink ever. Coke Zero is a way better name, but I like the taste of Diet Coke slightly more.”

“@phloemis @DirtyTesLa “Tweepcred”, possibly the worst product name I’ve ever heard, will be deleted. Not simply renamed. Deleted.”

“@Austen McDonalds is technically a Scottish name”

“@WallStreetSilv Best name ever”

“@goth600 Name is changing to XPro. Will come with a wide range of psy op plugins.”

“@JonErlichman Twitter was acquired by X Corp both to ensure freedom of speech and as an accelerant for X, the everything app. This is not simply a company renaming itself, but doing the same thing. The Twitter name made sense when it was just 140 character messages going back and forth – like…”

“@zoealannahbates We will have no name”

“@Bolverk15 Dune is >10k years in the future. That’s like someone today being named after an unpronounceable, mid-size province in ancient Sumeria. https://t.co/IKuXSJl1nz). https://sumerianshakespeare.com/734501.html#:~:text=The%20simplest%20and%20most%20obvious,%2C%20it%20also%20means%20Arabic”

“@TitterDaily If the word “parody” is literally in the account name, then I think one cannot blame the account”

“@M_T_Cicer0 @KnowledgeArchiv Ok, but can you name one joke?”

“@adamdangelo Needs a better name, but yes”

“@historyinmemes He was a bamf for sure, but “Bull Moose Party” is just not a great name”

“@ShitpostGate Might be because you have 💩 in your name 😂. Will investigate.”

“@DrLoupis In any event, good manners require using the person’s name, not their pronoun, when referring to them”

“An advantage of having organizational affiliation on this platform is that you can change your name without losing verification. More importantly, it helps greatly with reducing impersonation fraud.”

“A maximally curious AI is probably best. The cat lobby will oppose this, naturally, but it will receive strong support from monkeys name George.”

“@cb_doge Actually, will add this app to my name in the meantime”

“@alx @CommunityNotes @GlennKesslerWP Maybe a link under the account name to the list of Community Notes of an account that is frequently posting incorrect information”

“@walterezquie @Rainmaker1973 Name sure comes up a lot … https://t.co/gj9LLDlUj4”

“@heydave7 Had an awesome Yorkie for 15 years who I named Hobbes, because he was nasty, brutish & short. I’d tell people “watch out for the dog!”, then they’d see him & laugh, then he would bite them on the ankle.”