The tweet archive.

“@Kristennetten Totally up to you, but if you head to a Tesla delivery center near you & maybe help out new owners, that would be cool”

“Thanks Tesla Team for great work on deliveries! For new owners, we super appreciate accommodating us on delivery timing! Definitely one of our toughest quarters in global logistics.”

“@tobyliiiiiiiiii @Tesla Roadster will be better”

“@tobyliiiiiiiiii @CARandDRIVER @Tesla Haha”

“Important note about Tesla Battery Day unveil tomorrow. This affects long-term production, especially Semi, Cybertruck & Roadster, but what we announce will not reach serious high-volume production until 2022.”

“@singing__surfer I’m pretty sure Tesla could do a much better autocorrect. The bar is so low haha.”

“@llamaa35079089 @ID_AA_Carmack @Tesla You really want waypoints this much?”

“@Model3Owners @TrungTPhan It took an utterly insane amount of work to move the SpaceX & Tesla success probabilities above ~zero”

“@TrungTPhan To be frank, in the early days, I thought there was >90% chance that both SpaceX & Tesla would be worth $0. The press & aerospace / automotive industry at the time (correctly) agreed with me.”

“Fallout Shelter is on your Tesla. Tap the Entertainment button.”

“@jackfarrington @Tesla Good point”

“@brandonbernicky @WholeMarsBlog Releasing private beta in 2 to 4 weeks, public beta (early access owners who opt in) 4 to 6 weeks after that, then all US Tesla owners mid December. Above schedule is contingent upon not encountering major unexpected setbacks.”

“Bitte arbeiten Sie bei Tesla Giga Berlin! Es wird super Spaß machen!!”

“@MonicaLewinsky Try a Tesla & you’re welcome to give it back if you decide you prefer a Subaru”

“@DisruptResearch Tesla is best understood as a collection of about a dozen startups, mostly in series, increasingly in parallel. Every product line & new production system was invented. Instead of playing chess with the same pieces as everyone else, create new pieces.”

“@DisruptResearch Tesla R&D productivity is exceptionally good due to the caliber of engineering talent”

“Tesla Model S & X have hospital-grade (HEPA) air filters. 3 & Y are really good too. This has a big effect on health. https://t.co/48s5D3IfWs https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”

“@RBReich All Tesla workers also get stock, so their compensation increased proportionately. You are a modern day moron.”

“If you bombard Earth with enough photons, eventually it emits a Tesla (AK)”

“@sara_boutall @Tesla 🤣🤣”

“@StefanTPeterson @Tesla Trust ur butt haha”

“@Teslarati Tesla Germany designed & built the vaccine RNA printers for CureVac, but, subject to some CureVac IP, they could be made for other companies too”

“@kulpability @tlowdon @EthicalSkeptic One person at Tesla (out of 60,000) was hospitalized in serious condition (he caught cov2 at home, not work), no deaths. I called his wife & Hayward hospital to make sure he was getting the right treatment, but which he was.”

“@tlowdon @EthicalSkeptic Some of the tests we initially tried at Tesla were ~50% false positive, including some from major medical device companies. Too many testing methods were approved too quickly. Wouldn’t blame the FDA, though. Public was demanding fast test approval.”

“@flcnhvy @DJSnM Neuralink this month & Tesla next month, SpaceX probably October. We will have made a lot of progress by then. Might have a prototype booster hop done by then.”

“@GerberKawasaki @Tesla Thanks to a smart and hardworking team at Tesla. These sure are wild times …”

“@Teslarati Tesla brake lights are powered by a miniverse inside a microverse https://t.co/aduoTl537T https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oMfEHRIPgz8”

“@Erdayastronaut @Tesla No, we’re focused on developing new products & scaling production”

“@tesla_addicted @Erdayastronaut No & not possible at this scale”

“More fun games coming soon to ur Tesla”

“New Tesla feature coming that enables your car to play snake jazz or Polynesian elevator music through its outside speakers wherever you go”

“@TeslaTested That’s an error in Canada. The lease payment is specifically lower than loan financing, as Tesla expects to repossess the car. This is essentially a bet on residual value. If you believe residual value will rise, buy on loan, if you think it will drop, then lease.”

“@PPathole The “early investor” part of Tesla is wrong. That bs has been pushed by Eberhard (worst person I’ve ever worked with and that’s saying something!) for years.”

“@EuricSanti @luisabinader @Tesla Thank you, Tesla is most honored!”

“@flcnhvy @ICannot_Enough @Tesla This is out of our hands, so hard to predict. Maybe on order of 10 billion km of real world driving will be enough to convince regulators.”

“@teslaownersSV @PPathole @ICannot_Enough @flcnhvy @Tesla A lot of work remains. Technically, we have it working in sim with FPGAs at ~0.01% capability. This will be a true supercomputer.”

“@PPathole @ICannot_Enough @flcnhvy @Tesla Dojo is still being built. Maybe a year or so from V1.0.”

“@ICannot_Enough @flcnhvy @Tesla Autopilot was trapped in a local maximum, labeling single camera images uncorrelated in time. Now, it is not.”

“@ICannot_Enough @flcnhvy @Tesla Your insights over the years have been excellent. That’s approximately right.”

“Tesla is developing a NN training computer called Dojo to process truly vast amounts of video data. It’s a beast! Please consider joining our AI or computer/chip teams if this sounds interesting.”

“@Teslarati Tesla team is working hard on increasing Powerwall production”

“@Mark_Goldberg_ @Tesla One day soon, I will wear this outfit https://t.co/T0SnF4UgYK”

“@Mark_Goldberg_ @Tesla I was trying to channel Herb Tarlek from WKRP https://t.co/0RC72S0ZAY https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herb_Tarlek”

“@Mark_Goldberg_ @Tesla Note the fabulous plaid jacket & gingham shirt combo 🤣”

“@PPathole @BernieSanders Over time, since we give all employees shares, my ownership is diluted automatically. From the first financing round, where I owned ~60% of Tesla to today at ~20%, it has declined by a factor of 3.”

“@BernieSanders And why aim your attacks at Tesla, when we’re doing more than any other company on Earth to advance green/sustainable energy? Have you read the news? https://t.co/34tzBk5TIv https://www.cbsnews.com/news/warmest-year-on-record-2020-likely/”

“@WR4NYGov @BernieSanders Good analysis. He also includes a govt loan for high efficiency vehicles that Tesla paid back with interest several years, unlike other auto companies.”

“@WholeMarsBlog @PPathole Yeah. Display will also soon render Teslas specifically as their model & color instead of as a generic sedan/SUV. Has potential for a fun punch buggy sort of game.”

“@PPathole Sounds like he doesn’t realize Tesla makes the vaccine machine for CureVac”

“@mkarolian @Tesla Thanks for letting me know. Will dig into it.”