“@cb_doge Yes”
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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@cb_doge Yeah”
“@cb_doge Yeah”
“@cb_doge I wouldn’t trust WhatsApp at all”
“@cb_doge Yeah!”
“@cb_doge True”
“@cb_doge I am an alien scientist operating under a Japanese pseudonym”
“@cb_doge 💯”
“@cb_doge 🍿”
“@cb_doge Today has been epic”
“@cb_doge 😂”
“@cb_doge The entire Apollo program had less compute than a mobile phone has today!”
“@cb_doge 🤔”
“@cb_doge 😂”
“@cb_doge 😂”
“@cb_doge This note is false. I have not pledged anything to anyone! I did create a PAC that is focused on supporting candidates who favor a meritocracy and personal freedom, but funding to date has been far below that level.”
“@cb_doge Yup, always has been”
“@cb_doge I’m not speaking at the RNC”
“@cb_doge 😂”
“@cb_doge 2008 was super tough”
“@cb_doge “$55””
“@cb_doge I’m living rent-free in his head 🤣🤣”
“@cb_doge Yes”
“@cb_doge Takes me back many years”
“@cb_doge 💯”
“@cb_doge Yeah”
“@cb_doge If such a “Roach Motel” tax were to be put in place, founders would go elsewhere”
“@cb_doge The tide is turning”
“@cb_doge The slopes are the same. She’s either lying, staggeringly incompetent or both.”
“@cb_doge Sure seems that way”
“@cb_doge Biden would never agree”
“@cb_doge I was pulling network cables on Saturday to understand the critical path better. Went through both the Tesla and xAI supercomputer clusters.”
“@cb_doge @TheMilkBarTV Absolutely”
“@cb_doge Supplemental security would be wise”
“@cb_doge 😂”
“@cb_doge Pretty much”
“@cb_doge 😂”
“@cb_doge Late-stage civilization vibes 😬”
“@cb_doge Amazingly versatile!”
“@cb_doge Over 1000 is achievable in 2026”
“@cb_doge Hopefully, wars between large powers in the future will be limited to drone battles, so less human life is wasted”
“@KittyTellesWolf @cb_doge A difficult problem, but ultimately solvable”
“@cb_doge Tough problem, but ultimately solvable”
“@cb_doge Because it’s spyware”
“@cb_doge WhatsApp is not secure at all”
“@cb_doge Yeah!”
“@cb_doge But it will boil the oceans much sooner than that”
“@cb_doge 🎯”
“@cb_doge 😂”
“@cb_doge Yeah”
