“RT @brandon_collup: @Civixplorer I just got a Tesla Model 3 with Full Self Driving. Was never a Tesla or EV fan, but the FSD is absolutely…”
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“RT @XFreeze: "NVIDIA’s Jensen Huang confirms that Tesla stack is the most advanced AV stack globally. With a focus on end-to-end AI and un…”
“Tesla self-driving is a game-changer [@Tesla] FSD Supervised can give you back your freedom”
“@aakashgupta Tesla patents are open source. We do patents to block the trolls, not because we need protection from competitors.”
“RT @piloly: During the first week of March, Tesla sold more cars in Norway than all its competitors combined, achieving a market share of 5…”
“Tesla battery cell production is getting good [@tslaming] BREAKING 🚨 @Tesla HAS ENGINEERED A SYNCHRONIZED MULTI-ROLL CALENDERING MACHINE THAT USES DIFFERENTIAL ROLLER SPEEDS TO EFFORTLESSLY TURN DELICATE DRY POWDERS INTO CONTINUOUS BATTERY ELECTRODES 🔋 For years, mastering the "dry battery electrode" has been the holy grail of”
“RT @Tesla: FSD Supervised makes an 8h drive feel like a 30 minute errand”
“Cool milestone [@piloly] Yesterday, Tesla surpassed the Volkswagen Group in quarterly sales in Norway. 🇳🇴 The core of VW Group includes the brands Volkswagen, Škoda, Audi, SEAT/Cupra, and Porsche.”
“Tesla Diner food is great [@tesla_na] Bite me”
“Tesla has a Semi 😉 [@tesla_semi] North to the future”
“RT @tesla_na: Fried Pickles now available at Tesla Diner Los Angeles https://t.co/NWJf3kQHoI”
“RT @ashleevance: We got the first look inside the @tesla semi factory. It's enormous and quite spectacular. Episode coming soon here and on…”
“RT @OwenSparks: Ashlee Vance got an inside look at the Tesla Semi factory in Nevada and filmed it. The @corememory episode will be release…”
“RT @lucagrecoita: First images of the Tesla Cybercab body-in-white - 60% fewer parts than the Model Y ✨ What you are looking at is possibl…”
“Cool 😎 [@Rob_2628] Picked up my new Tesla from GigaBerlin. Great range & super smooth on Deutsche Autobahn! Gute Arbeit @Tesla”
“Important to order Model S or Model X before production stops to make way for the Optimus factory in a few months [@XFreeze] Sean Hannity just shared why he bought two Tesla Model S Plaids He calls it the greatest car he has ever owned in his life. He uses both normal driving and Autopilot. People with him freak out every time because the technology is that good He already owned a Tesla, but when”
“RT @imPenny2x: In the past couple months, I’ve driven 62 miles, and my Tesla drove 2750.”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: NEWS: Tesla ranked 1st on supply chain sustainability in the 2026 Lead the Charge auto/EV supply chain scorecard. "@Tes…”
“Tesla will be one of the companies to make AGI and probably the first to make it in humanoid/atom-shaping form”
“@TimSweeneyEpic The Tesla AI4 computer that understands the vast complexities of driving in the real world is only ~1/4 the power of an H100. That is what leads me to this conclusion.”
“RT @niccruzpatane: Bill Gates told Elon Musk that these were impossible. Can’t wait to see next-gen Tesla Semis everywhere. 😎 https://t.co…”
“Try Tesla self-driving [@Tesla] FSD Supervised today is a completely different experience compared to earlier versions”
“RT @mitchdeg: 'Tesla and SpaceX are the 2 most exciting companies in the world' @elonmusk Yep, and that's why I'm thrilled to spend a ver…”
“Try Tesla self-driving [@Cyber_Trailer] Tesla in Australia- “I’m literally walking my ass into that dealership and buying a Model Y right now” Australian influencer with over 4 million followers performs an FSD review. He is blown away by the quality and performance of Tesla’s self driving technology. Word is”
“@SawyerMerritt @boringcompany @Tesla Any fully autonomous electric cars can use the tunnels”
“Tesla self-driving makes traffic and long drives painless [@Tesla] If your commute sucks, try FSD Supervised”
“Cybertruck steel is bulletproof to any handgun, shotgun or Tommy Gun [@tesla_na] Tesla Diner was constructed using recycled stainless steel from @Cybertruck production”
“RT @BigBrainBizness: In Elon Musk’s 2018 leaked Tesla memo, he lays out 7 blunt rules for getting more shit done: https://t.co/z9m7cf05Pj”
“RT @TeslaAUNZ: .@Grok is coming to Teslas in Australia and New Zealand It can answer almost any question using real-time information & als…”
“RT @XFreeze: You probably thought a company like Tesla would never hire you But actually that's not true, Tesla requires no degree, no res…”
“Tesla self-driving now recognizes hand signals [@teslaeurope] FSD Supervised responds to hand gestures while squeezing through a tight lane in the Netherlands”
“@BigImpactHumans @Tesla Depends on how much demand we see at this price level”
“RT @Tesla: $59,990 Cybertruck”
“RT @Tesla_AI: Our AI4 chip is built with full fail-over redundancy. That means two computers run in parallel and keep checking each other,…”
“RT @DevinOlsenn: I do not drive anymore. Tesla Self-Driving does over 99% of my driving, and the only disengaging I do is for small nav is…”
“RT @farzyness: Still blows my mind that I press a button in my Tesla and it drives itself anywhere in the US.”
“Tesla [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 Tesla just smoked everyone in JD Power’s 2026 EV Owner Satisfaction survey. Model 3 took number 1 with an 804 score, Model Y grabbed #2 at 797. They crushed the BMWs and left the rest in the dust. Superchargers are also pushing public charging satisfaction to all-time”
“RT @BLKMDL3: In 2023, at the Cybertruck Delivery Event, Tesla said that they would launch a RWD Cybertruck with a 250 mile range for $61k…”
“It only gets better from here [@DevinOlsenn] I do not drive anymore. Tesla Self-Driving does over 99% of my driving, and the only disengaging I do is for small nav issues and parking preferences (which I assume will get resolved in 14.3). How is the world not freaking out about FSD? I cannot believe how good it has”
“You really will. It’s awesome. [@Tesla] Try it, you’ll like it”
“Glad you’re ok! ❤️ [@rishivohra] 🚨 My Tesla literally saved my life yesterday. What started as a normal drive turned terrifying fast. I unintentionally fasted for 17 hours, took some medicine, and had a severe allergic reaction. My body shut down—I passed out while driving on the freeway, mid-conversation with”
“Try @Tesla self-driving, it’s awesome! [@CoffeeNGrit] I just got back from a 4 hour demo drive in a new Tesla Model Y Premium and I’m still kind of buzzing. I've watched the videos. I’ve read the stories. I thought I understood what FSD was. I did not, not even close! Because when you’re actually in it and you let it do its thing,”
“RT @XFreeze: 8 years ago, SpaceX launched Falcon Heavy for the first time Payload was Elon Musk’s cherry-red Tesla Roadster with Starman -…”
“RT @cb_doge: Elon Musk showing Tesla Roadster to Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2008. https://t.co/OIYV9xkLXW”
“RT @HustleBitch_: 🚨 60 MINUTES CALLED TESLA A “SMALL STARTUP” - AND NO ONE HAD A CLUE WHAT WAS COMING The year is 2008. 60 Minutes introd…”
“Lot of miles [@Tesla] Tesla owners have now driven >8 billion miles on FSD Supervised https://www.tesla.com/fsd/safety?redirect=no”
“@wholemars Tesla is smooth as butter”
“Try Tesla self-driving, it’s awesome! [@Scobleizer] Our robot has driven me and the family for two hours in driving rain across one of USA’s most dangerous roads. Without my hands touching the wheel once. It is how it handled pudddles, two brown streams crossing the road that most impresses me. While coming at us fast. None of”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Yeah”
“Congratulations to the Tesla team on making the first production Cybercab! [@Tesla] First Cybercab off the production line at Giga Texas”
