15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@teslaownersSV @cb_doge Oh man, this is a long story. I’ve had 5 neck/back operations. The third one, a C5-C6 fusion, actually worked in improving the pain from excruciating to livable. However, the nerve exiting the right facet is inflamed and the orifice through which it exits needed to be…”
“@cb_doge Thus proving, once and for all, that I am indeed a retard!”
“@cb_doge Yeah, I ran full force at a ~350 lb Sumo wrestler in order to overcome the ~100 lb mass difference via velocity in the momentum exchange. I did knock him over, but smashed my neck in the process.”
“@cb_doge 🔥🔥”
“@cb_doge Yes”
“@cb_doge Not true”
“@cb_doge Starlink has an incredible advantage over competing systems: it actually works”
“@teslaownersSV @DOGE Haha, make him say “DOGE” again 🤣🤣”
“@altcap @SpeakerJohnson @DOGE True”
“@cb_doge True”
“@cb_doge Same 😂”
“@cb_doge True. Neural load would impact too many other things.”
“@cb_doge He will lose the next election”
“@edwards345 Steve was born to do @DOGE”
“@Joe3Ring @yodatypedude @cb_doge Hmm, will try”
“@yodatypedude @cb_doge Very well, my next HC PoE character shall be named Kekius Maximus 😂”
“@oroogle @cb_doge I agree, it is isn’t working well”
“@cb_doge Unfortunately, my hardcore character just died. Sadness … https://t.co/0CfDRy6Rnt”
“@cb_doge Expansion of our Sun may make Earth unlivable in 10% of that time”
“@graffitiongrave @cb_doge My jumping skills are 🔥🚀🤣”
“@cb_doge 😂”
“🎶 Who let the DOGE out? 🎶 https://t.co/1GR7Cih54R”
“@cb_doge True”
“@pwilsondtf @cb_doge Mars rise is next”
“@cb_doge Yes”
“@Jason @DOGE Yeah”
“@cb_doge 😂💯”
“@Rob_2628 @DOGE Das ist die Wahrheit”
“Unless @DOGE ends the careers of deceitful, pork-barrel politicians, the waste and corruption will never stop. Therefore, there is no choice but to do so. I wish there was another way, but there is not.”
“@RepChipRoy @DOGE @HouseGOP 💯”
“@cb_doge 💯”
“@cb_doge Deep state traitors are coming after me, using their paid shills in legacy media. I prefer not to start fights, but I do end them …”
“@cb_doge Correct”
“DOGE https://t.co/yutMSaMNeI”
“@MikeBenzCyber @DOGE Interesting”
“@BasedMikeLee @DOGE Yes”
“@cb_doge Yeah. On the list of things to do.”
“@cb_doge Yes”
“@cb_doge Yes, time for an upgrade”
“@RoastM4ster9000 @cb_doge 😂”
“@OneBadDude_ @cb_doge Such a long line of grovelers 🤣🤣”
“@cb_doge True”
“@cb_doge 🤨”
“@cb_doge Dead Space T-shirt”
“@AmericaPapaBear @EndWokeness @DOGE It’s so insane 🤯”
“@WesternLensman @DOGE Yes”
“@FloraAcetyra @cb_doge 😂”
“@amuse @WallStreetMav Who let the @DOGE out? 😂 Sorry, couldn’t resist that joke. Yeah, doesn’t sound like they’re focused on their job.”
“@cb_doge There were so articles about how Tesla was definitely going bankrupt!”
“@cb_doge @shivon 🎯”
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