“@cb_doge @Tesla Optimus will be sickkk”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@cb_doge @Tesla 👀”
“@WholeMarsBlog Would be cool to make a game using Tesla Sim that’s literally your city & neighborhood, down to skid marks on road & then inject fantasy/sci-fi elements”
“@WholeMarsBlog Smoothing out crazy end of quarter delivery wave to reduce expedite costs & relieve stress on Tesla team. Aiming for steadier deliveries intra-quarter.”
“@OriolVinyalsML @Tesla @karpathy Thanks, we have a great team”
“Recording of Tesla AI Day 2022 https://t.co/7LR51x7pXa https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ODSJsviD_SU&feature=youtu.be”
“The point of AI Day is to show the immense depth & breadth of Tesla in AI, compute hardware & robotics”
“@cb_doge @Tesla 🤣”
“Tesla AI Day 2022 starts at precisely 6:15pm California time”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla Tesla team is awesome, such an honor to work with them!”
“Last coal shipment arrived in Hawaii at same time as Tesla Megapack batteries that will enable 24/7 sustainable energy https://t.co/zlqJHLsAQq”
“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey How ironic, that’s what Henrik Fisker did to Tesla in 2007! Karma is a …”
“@teslaownersSV @Teslarati Maybe little electric Tesla boats with a retro-futuristic Victorian design”
“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla @aelluswamy Beta expanding to safety scores above 80 after 10.69.2.1 goes out”
“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla @aelluswamy 10.69.2.1 coming out in a few days with additional polish, 10.69.3 comes out shortly after AI Day”
“@prasad_s7 @JGrupe @Tesla @SawyerMerritt @DirtyTesLa Fair point”
“@JGrupe @Tesla @SawyerMerritt @DirtyTesLa True”
“@teslaownersSV @cb_doge @Tesla @mayemusk I guess we could make Joe mode quieter”
“@cb_doge @Tesla @mayemusk Still doing same thing, but bigger”
“Looks good to roll out to all Tesla owners with 10.12.2 (~100k cars)!”
“@Tesla__Mania @WholeMarsBlog That is probably the right order of magnitude”
“@TeslaGong Absolutely, the Tesla fleet in Australia is growing rapidly, so we do need to ramp up service in general”
“Tesla North America aiming for >50% same hour service”
“@Tesla I love the graffiti art at Giga Berlin!”
“@austinhinson_ @Tesla Note, I am putting a lot of time personally into advancing Tesla service to make it awesome. Hopefully, this is starting to be felt by Tesla owners.”
“@austinhinson_ You’re right, we should credit Tesla owners $100 if we change appointments with less than 24 hours notice. Should be reciprocal. @Tesla”
“@teslaownersSV Lot of people still don’t realize Tesla makes uninterruptible power supplies for your whole home (Powerwall)”
“@ev_australia @Tesla @SawyerMerritt @EvaFoxU @miku919191 @tesla_adri @PPathole @TeslaHype @TeslaDiva99 @teslaownersau @techAU We have since improved it further”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla For now, supply is too low, but ordering a Powerwall by itself should be possible end of year”
“Order a Tesla Powerwall battery for blackout protection! https://t.co/tEE4LDBD78 https://www.tesla.com/powerwall”
“@chazman @aelluswamy Just wanted to emphasize again that our awesome Tesla software/AI team is who really deserves the credit. The talent level at Tesla is incredible.”
“Note, you can upgrade your existing car to FSD in 2 mins via the Tesla app”
“FSD Beta 10.69 started rolling out to Tesla owners last night. This build is a big step forward! 10.69.1 probably end of week with wider release. 1069.2 in a few weeks should be good enough to provide to all FSD Beta participants.”
“@BLKMDL3 @Tesla Tesla Autopilot/AI team did great work with 10.69! Some point releases needed for polish, so 10.69.2 should really shine.”
“@Teslarati @Tesla @WholeMarsBlog @JohnnaCrider1 🤔”
“@aelluswamy Worth hearing about Tesla Autopilot software/AI progress”
“@teslaownersSV @CChomp13 There are many major code changes, so this will be an extra cautious rollout. Releasing on 8/20 to ~1000 Tesla owners, then 10.69.1 next week to accommodate feedback & release to ~10k customers, then 10.69.2 week after & release to rest of FSD Beta.”
“@teslaownersSV Yes. Tesla Autopilot/AI team is doing amazing work! 10.69 will be worth its name.”
“Congrats Giga Shanghai on making millionth car! Total Teslas made now over 3M. https://t.co/2Aee6slCuv”
“@PPathole @guardian Because Tesla doesn’t advertise and other car companies do”
“Tesla 500 mile range Semi Truck starts shipping this year, Cybertruck next year”
“@SawyerMerritt Yes. In the (hopefully unlikely) event that Twitter forces this deal to close *and* some equity partners don’t come through, it is important to avoid an emergency sale of Tesla stock.”
“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla Fremont team is kicking a**!”
“@truth_tesla @brettlindquist @garyblack00 Yeah, not cool”
“@mySA Not true. Tesla is 5 mins from Austin International airport. Would be silly to build another private airport, however the existing commercial airport needs another runway, as Austin is growing fast!”
“@Teslarati @YahooFinance @PeteButtigieg @Tesla @JohnnaCrider1 Cool”
“Tesla + Twitter -> Twizzler”
“Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla”
“More Tesla commodity prices are trending down than up fwiw”
“@FutureJurvetson @Tesla @gjurvetson Thanks for your support over the years”
