The tweet archive.

“@teslaownersSV Tesla Model S Plaid will do 0 to 60mph (~100km/h) in 2 seconds”

“@stevenmarkryan It is unfortunately trending that way for many automakers. Some companies do understand, but their pace of change is nonetheless slow. Tesla is trying to be as helpful to other carmakers as possible with the transition to autonomous electric vehicles: we open source our patents,…”

“@MatchasmMatt @Tesla Exactly”

“@unusual_whales Tesla Megapacks can solve this”

“@WOLF_Financial He could’ve invested in Tesla when we were worth basically nothing and didn’t”

“Tesla & SpaceX/Starlink doing our best to be helpful to Hawaii”

“@tunguz Most large AI systems are currently extremely wasteful with how much energy is spent on data transfer (moving same bits around) vs compute. Tesla estimate is that at least an order of magnitude improvement is possible.”

“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla FSD test, X Livestream test & attempted Zuck fight triple header!!!”

“For the Tesla FSD test drive in Palo Alto tonight, I will ask the car to drive to @finkd’s house. Will also test latest X livestream video, so you can monitor our adventure in real-time! If we get lucky and Zuck my 👅 actually answers the door, the fight is on!”

“@MatthewDR @Tesla Tesla shorts sure are gluttons for punishment! I mean, how many times do they want to do this!?”

“@thesimple_sarah @Tesla @tesla_na Cool”

“@xDaily This is important and fair to advertisers. They don’t have a right to censor this platform, but they absolutely do have a right to say what content appears next to their ads. That said, I would recommend advertisers not be super concerned about content adjacency. Tesla and…”

“I would like to thank Zach Kirkhorn for his many contributions to Tesla over the course of 13 often difficult years. Much appreciated and best wishes for the next stage of his career.”

“@iCaleb7 @Tesla Yeah”

“@billykyle @Tesla @teslaownersSV Cool”

“@ElonMuskAOC I wonder what kind of hotel we would design if we did so. Our Tesla futuristic diner (Grease meets The Jetsons with Supercharging) in LA should be ready later this year.”

“@woodhaus2 Thanks for everything you’ve done for Tesla!”

“@DirtyTesLa @Tesla Yeah, it’s much better”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla It’s been great working with @PepsiCo”

“@ZubyMusic Was buried in Tesla work all day, so unfortunately missed out, but that is good to hear 😂 So long as this platform is not boring, it will succeed.”

“@Scobleizer Vehicle control is the final piece of the Tesla FSD AI puzzle. That will drop >300k lines of C++ control code by ~2 orders of magnitude. It is training as I write this. Our progress is currently training compute constrained, not engineer constrained.”

“@JohnCornyn @Tesla Thank you for visiting with us at Tesla HQ”

“@karpathy Same happens with Tesla FSD. I forget that most people on Earth have no idea cars can drive themselves.”

“@WalterIsaacson Accurate. [Technical note: Linux in 1999 was still early days, whereas Windows had a whole video game dev community to draw upon. In later years with SpaceX & Tesla, I obviously went with Linux. Also, Max was unequivocally wrong that the site wouldn’t work with Windows. It…”

“@JonErlichman You have the “invests in Tesla” part wrong. Do I look like Warren f* Buffett to you?”

“@stevenmarkryan Now ask the Tesla AI”

“@BillyM2k @SenWarren @Tesla @SECGov 🤣💯”

“@OwenSparks_ @Tesla They were instrumental to the success of Giga Berlin”

“@SenWarren @Tesla @SECGov What’s your favorite Halloween outfit?”

“@SenWarren @Tesla @SECGov Can we please be friends please please”

“@SenWarren @Tesla @SECGov Not you again 😮‍💨”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Cool”

“@goth600 “Tesla sued by reality for stealing its data””

“@zerohedge Well, at least SpaceX/Starlink and Tesla have significantly increased US production over that timeframe”

“@DrKnowItAll16 Tesla has been focused on this for many years, given the extreme energy constraints of an electric car vs a data center”

“Congrats Tesla Team!”

“@EvaFoxU Scary Boston Dynamics robot videos is why Tesla is making Optimus”

“Btw, your Tesla can protect you from a bioweapon attack”

“@Tesla You can also sync your phone calendar with car & tap on screen to go to an address. And just swipe down on nav button to route home or route to work if you’re at home.”

“@teslaownersSV @Tesla Yeah”

“@Tesla_Club_DK @Tesla @BilimpDK @KimGabaJensen @TroyTeslike @piloly @SawyerMerritt @WholeMarsBlog @alex_avoigt @teslaeurope @Tesmanian_com Cool”

“@SERobinsonJr @Tesla It’s practically invisible”

“@ray4tesla Tesla is shifting emphasis to diffusion for compute efficiency, but will probably drop even that. No company is anywhere close to Tesla in useful AI compute per Watt.”

“@WholeMarsBlog Please advise people to be wary of margin loans. Tesla has always been a high variability stock, often with no obvious rhyme or reason. We are confident about long-term value creation, but cannot control the manic-depressive nature of the stock market.”

“@teslaownersSV Tesla AI, both software & hardware, is far more advanced than even most experts realize”

“@nowteslafy @Tesla_AI It has been online & running useful tasks for a few months”

“@dblcapcrimpin @Tesla_AI Ah yes, that is coming. We prioritize safety before convenience.”

“@Tesla_AI This is pretty cool. We can generate surround car video and command the car from text prompts.”

“@tim_zaman @itsclivetime Super exciting work happening at Tesla in AI software, chip design & robots!”

“@mcuban Ok, I will ask Tesla & SpaceX to inquire further”