The tweet archive.

“@WholeMarsBlog First I’ve learned of this. Will be patched shortly.”

“For those who (mistakenly) think this is a radiation risk, pick what you think is the worst location. I will travel there & eat locally grown food on TV. I did this in Japan many years ago, shortly after Fukushima. Radiation risk is much, much lower than most people believe.”

“@ChristianWalk1r Increased oil & gas production in the short term is critical or people around the world will be placed under great duress. This is not a question of money, it is a question of having enough energy to power civilization.”

“@dlauer Would be a good move. Needs to include put options & synthetic shorts.”

“@ICannot_Enough Please don’t read too much into this. As mentioned publicly, Tesla is constrained by chip supply short-term & cell supply long-term. Not possible to produce additional vehicles in volume until both constraints are addressed.”

“@ray4tesla “Tesla Hertz Shorts””

“@CathieDWood I don’t know about long-term, but short-term we are seeing strong inflationary pressure”

“@AustinTeslaClub That is the goal. Our official name is actually Space Exploration Technologies. SpaceX is short form.”

“@facebookai To date, AI chatbots have had a rather short MtH (meantime to Hitler) score. Tay was ~16 hours. https://t.co/FnWMXgpZji https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tay_(bot)”

“@PPathole @Tesla @SpaceX Basic MRI is easier than it sounds good tbh. High resolution MRI in short time with weak magnetic field is hard.”

“@neuralink @shivon Great review! Neuralink is open to working with neuroscientists to advance the field. Short-term goal is addressing brain & spine problems. Ultimate goal is symbiosis of human & machine intelligence.”

“@SpaceX Looks like engine 2 had issues on ascent & didn’t reach operating chamber pressure during landing burn, but, in theory, it wasn’t needed. Something significant happened shortly after landing burn start. Should know what it was once we can examine the bits later today.”

“@Erdayastronaut @ErcXspace Short-term, CH4 delivered & O2 produced. Propellant is ~78% O2. Long-term, Sabatier reaction to convert CO2 + H2O -> CH4 + O2 using wind & solar power.”

“I am become meme, Destroyer of shorts”

“Please consider working at Neuralink! Short-term: solve brain/spine injuries Long-term: human/AI symbiosis Latter will be species-level important Work at either at our Bay Area or Austin locations”

“@DocumentingBTC The dollar is shorting itself”

“u can’t sell houses u don’t own u can’t sell cars u don’t own but u *can* sell stock u don’t own!? this is bs – shorting is a scam legal only for vestigial reasons”

“@avalonpenrose A hedge fund that shorts is a shrubbery”

“@AfloatHickory Haha I will save you the nightmare of seeing me in those shorts”

“@MKBHD This is accidental. Will be back shortly.”

“@austinbarnard45 Sure, although it might be quite a short livestream! Lot can go wrong, but we’ll provide video, warts & all. You will see every frame that we do.”

“@tlowdon @EthicalSkeptic Antibody half-life for cov2 is very short. In a study that SpaceX did working with Harvard epidemiology, it appears to be as low as 2 or 3 weeks. Nonetheless, reinfection rates are very low & symptoms are minor, perhaps due to memory T cells https://t.co/z9WlvIjoTw https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_T_cell”

“@ICannot_Enough People read too much into this level of detail. It’s not useful for predicting the future, nor can we ourselves accurately predict what issues we will encounter on a short-term, fine-grained level.”

“@JaneidyEve Direct democracy. Short, comprehensible laws voted on directly by the people. Snake Jazz.”

“@Erdayastronaut Yeah, will post shortly”

“@universal_sci Also, there could be long period comets that intersect Earth right now. We just haven’t observed them during humanity’s (very short) recorded history. Comet S-L 9 punched a roughly Earth-sized hole in Jupiter. https://t.co/ne7DM0YAXX https://www.britannica.com/topic/Comet-Shoemaker-Levy-9”

“@johnkrausphotos @Erdayastronaut @queue_max @NASASpaceflight Yeah, full name of engine is Velociraptor or Raptor for short”

“@PPathole @TrevorMahlmann @arstechnica We’ll do several short hops to smooth out launch process, then go high altitude with body flaps”

“Limited edition short shorts now available at https://t.co/5EmNcTBvJv http://Tesla.com/shortshorts”

“@Gfilche Yes haha, we will soon be short of short shorts”

“@WholeMarsBlog @tesla_truth Greenspan is crackers, bananas, barky & ten cards short of a full deck”

“@RationalEtienne I worried we won’t be taken seriously if our short shorts have flames 🤣🤣”

“@Partyp74 Busted! I secretly ♥️ short shorts.”

“Tesla will make fabulous short shorts in radiant red satin with gold trim”

“Who wears short shorts? 🤣🤣”

“@RationalEtienne @TimothyBuffett @WhatsupFranks @kimbal Extremely big difference between died because of or died with. Also, did the person actually have C19 or did they just have C19 symptoms? It’s almost impossible to die without feeling weakness, shortness of breath or other C19 symptoms, unless you were crushed by a falling piano.”

“@SciGuySpace That’s the goal. There a few known weak points on this test tank, probably capable of more pressure. The second test tank to follow shortly has addressed the weak points.”

“@PPathole That’s when all life on Earth will be boiled off. What matters is how long civilization is capable of making the jump to Mars. This could be a very short period of time measured in decades. It took 4.5 billion years to get to this point & civilization isn’t looking super stable.”

“@PPathole @NateSilver538 Sure, although ventilator companies definitely know how to make ventilators. Just a spike in demand right now. Also, using CPAP machines for less severe cases & using one ventilator for several patients seem like good moves to meet short-term demand.”

“@nextspaceflight @Erdayastronaut Static fire & short flights with SN3, longer flights with SN4, but spooling up the whole Starship/Raptor production line is really what matters”

“@nextspaceflight @chraveesh @Teslarati No, they’re SN1. SN2 to follow shortly. Aiming to be a little better each time.”

“@Erdayastronaut @Blamblas @latimes @SpaceX @blueorigin Exactly. Mars propellant production will combine atmospheric CO2 & water (ice) to make CH4 (methane) & O2. Will do same on Earth long-term. Short-term, each Falcon flight uses roughly same fuel mass as a 747 flight. Falcon is ~71% oxygen & Starship is ~78%, so mostly not fuel.”

“A Tesla works as a boat for short periods of time, as an electric car has no air intake or exhaust to block & battery/motor/electronics are water-sealed. Submarines are just underwater EVs. https://t.co/1U63ZoVj3q https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cBYFo6fXPvU”

“@TonyTassell @Urbandirt @naumanbilly Bravo, right thing to do! Short selling should be illegal.”

“@JaneidyEve @flcnhvy @Freiraum77 @SpaceX Aiming for 20km flight in Oct & orbit attempt shortly thereafter. Starship update will be on Sept 28th, anniversary of SpaceX reaching orbit. Starship Mk 1 will be fully assembled by that time.”

“@annerajb @ATAT137 @DMC_Ryan If not immediately, will be followed shortly in a point release”

“UK Model 3 order page goes live next week, followed shortly thereafter by Japan, Australia, New Zealand & Hong Kong”

“@jimcramer Jim Cramer explains short-seller market manipulation https://t.co/veZLFWYE1t https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Cramer#Market_manipulation”

“@austinbarnard45 First (really short) hops with one engine. Suborbital flights with three.”

“@hedweg Long-term, it’s about coupling the collective will of humanity to AI. Short-term, it’s about improving the lives of those with brain or spine problems.”