“@WholeMarsBlog The probability of Tesla dying in 2008/2009 was very high. We closed our financing round at 6pm on Dec 24th – the last working hour of the last day before Tesla would otherwise bounce payroll.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@ICannot_Enough @Model3Owners Swipe down on navigate button to navigate home or to work if at home”
“@DMC_Ryan @CyberpunkGame We’re working through the general case of making Steam games work on a Tesla vs specific titles. Former is obviously where we should be long-term.”
“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla Tesla is working hard to provide more Megapacks for grid stabilization”
“@StockSwingAlert @cybrtrkguy I have a feeling that the gerrymandering will not work as well as they think”
“@technology Our biggest limitation with Fremont is convincing enough associates to build cars when they have so many other job opportunities in the Bay Area! Thanks again Tesla team for doing the hard work of building real products that people love ♥️”
“@PPathole @Tesla Still working through a lot of challenges with the government”
“@vincent13031925 Tesla is working as fast as possible to support Tesla owners worldwide. Sustainable energy affects everyone on Earth, as we all share one atmosphere.”
“Great work by Tesla team worldwide!”
“@GailAlfarATX @SawyerMerritt Wow, working on this problem has soaked up a lot of my time & brain cycles over the past ~7 years! This and Starship engines are currently the two hardest problems.”
“Lots of Tesla cars to deliver before year end! Your support in taking delivery is much appreciated. Thanks also to the Tesla team working hard during the holidays!”
“@daelmor @BillyM2k @DanCrenshawTX 🤣 People who don’t create products & services don’t realize that it takes hard work to produce products & services”
“@PPathole Still kinda hard to believe it is working”
“@itsALLrisky Wow, this video took a lot of work!”
“@WholeMarsBlog I came to the US with no money & graduated with over $100k in debt, despite scholarships & working 2 jobs while at school”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @PPathole @ScottAdamsSays @johniadarola @SenWarren It’s complicated, but hopefully out next quarter, along with Witcher. Lot of internal debate as to whether we should be putting effort towards generalized gaming emulation vs making individual games work well.”
“@Neuro_Skeptic Does anything actually work?”
“@SawyerMerritt Tesla China has done amazing work”
“@engineers_feed Judith Cohen (Jack Black’s mother) also did important work on Apollo https://t.co/JbOrEZ8LlW https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Love_Cohen”
“Doesn’t even need maintenance – just works!”
“@UniverCurious What my father’s work looked like when I was growing up”
“@wapodavenport The hard work by FAA, US Fish & Wildlife and Texas Parks & Wildlife is much appreciated, as well as the strong local support from Cameron County and Brownsville / South Padre!”
“@SpaceIntellige3 @SpaceX @SpaceXStarlink @nkknspace @HomemDoEspacoBr @InfographicTony @cnunezimages @spacex360 Should work everywhere for global maritime by roughly middle of next year (enough sats with laser links launched). Until then, it will be patchy when far from land.”
“@SamTwits Founding story of Tesla as portrayed by Eberhard is patently false. I wish I had never met him. Eberhard is by far the worst person I’ve ever worked with in my entire career. Given how many people I’ve worked with over the years, that’s really saying something …”
“@hsumacher @Tesla Indeed. The factory was empty at the time, stripped of all equipment that wasn’t worth even its scrap value. But we salvaged what was left & fixed up the old machines so some could work again.”
“@WholeMarsBlog FSD/AI team is doing great work. Will get superhuman good in upcoming releases. Note, we will slow down upload rate of releases going forward. First from QA fleet to employee cars for a day, then slowly releasing at ~1000 cars/hr to external beta on Friday aft.”
“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey I’d like to express appreciation to Tesla Autopilot engineering & QA for working round the clock all weekend to resolve the problem”
“@SawyerMerritt Prototypes are trivial compared to scaling production & supply chain. If those are solved, achieving positive gross margin is the next nightmare. Starting a second new vehicle line before first is working will divide resources & amplify probability of failure.”
“What if ur name is Johnson & u just happen to work at Johnson & Johnson?”
“@jchybow @WholeMarsBlog We’re working on this issue right now”
“Regression in some left turns at traffic lights found by internal QA in 10.3. Fix in work, probably releasing tomorrow.”
“@Erdayastronaut Currently at ~270 bar, but working on upgrades to get it over 300 bar”
“@slashdot Autonomy must & will work even with no connectivity”
“@matty_mogul @Tesla @karpathy Just want to emphasize this is the work of hundreds of awesome engineers in both software & hardware, over 1000 data analysts & billions of owner miles”
“@Sofiaan @Tesla Team is in fact working hard! They just confirmed 10.2 is good to go tomorrow night.”
“@PeterDiamandis I’m so dying to do a supersonic, electric VOTL jet, but adding more work will make my 🧠 🧨”
“@pcgamer AMD has been great to work with!”
“@tegmark Nice work!”
“@kittynouveau Probably will trap a Tesla with the production Autopilot build, but won’t work with FSD. Using a ring of cones would stop FSD though.”
“@boringcompany Nice work!”
“@nuerburgring @Tesla Great work by Tesla team, with special thanks to Tesla Automation in Prüm, who were critical to many high-performance parts of Plaid!”
“@Neuro_Skeptic It seems to be working … https://t.co/tE6OVu7IQq https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I8KSAtos-dk”
“@SaycheeseDGTL And if it doesn’t work, he’s gonna sue death!”
“@SP_LimitReviews @Tesla @CodingMark @Manic_Marge @teslainventory @WholeMarsBlog Lot of good work happening on Tesla sound codec & audio software in general. Aiming for maximum music dopamine in your brain!”
“@tobyliiiiiiiiii Not sure, but maybe a few months. In general for any region, we need to make software work well, test it extensively & then get regulatory approval. If we could go faster while being safe, we would!”
“@Kristennetten @StianWalgermo @Tesla @ARKInvest @WholeMarsBlog @alex_avoigt @Teslarati @TeslaPodcast @mortenlund89 I was in the Berlin paint shop talking to the team on my last visit. It’s gonna be great! But bear in mind that it takes about a year for a new factory to reach volume production. Production is super hard work, which is why I have great respect for those who do it.”
“@OstynHyss @nickwhoward Beta 10 or maybe 10.1. Going to pure vision set us back initially. Vision plus (coarse) radar had us trapped in a local maximum, like a level cap. Pure vision requires fairly advanced real-world AI, but that’s how our whole road system is designed to work: NN’s with vision.”
“@ajtourville Shower thoughts work best for me”
“@AustinDeSisto We’re working on enabling public access to our restaurant!”
“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey I’d recommend they get their first plant working. It’s insanely difficult to reach volume production at affordable unit cost.”
