“True [@mikepat711] Things you’ll never do again if you buy a Tesla: -Start the car -Turn the car off -Unlock the car -Lock the car -Turn on the headlights -Turn off the headlights -Carry a car key -Put the car in drive or reverse -Put the car in park -Get an oil change -Interface with a gas”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@avaricum777 💯 That was their intent in posting this”
“RT @UltraDane: Not surprising, accordingly, the USA Federal government is funded by mostly White males. What do feminists have to say now?…”
“@markvalorian @waitbutwhy Not for long”
“It just works. You can summon your Tesla from your phone. [@waitbutwhy] Went to the mall today and in typical form failed to note where I parked. Instead of looking for it, I tried something crazy and summoned the car from the Tesla app. 30 seconds later, the empty car emerged from one of the lanes and pulled up in front of me. We live in the future.”
“RT @shaunmmaguire: The Left’s algorithm 1) words = violence 2) Trump/Miller/Kirk/Elon = Nazis 3) Fascists = Nazis 4) All while letting…”
“RT @ICannot_Enough: If you own $TSLA shares in multiple Fidelity accounts and voted by clicking an email link from Fidelity, DON’T ASSUME t…”
“Exactly [@RupertLowe10] Get called a racist? Honestly, who cares anymore. I certainly don't. That word has been overused to the point of losing all meaning. Irrelevant. Crack on with the day.”
“RT @eurorabbit: https://t.co/7NVvcFYvn9”
“RT @Bad_Tweet_Man: Everything is fascist if you're retarded enough”
“@Bad_Tweet_Man 💯🤣”
“🦾 [@DefiantLs] Community notes ftw”
“@JamesEsses True”
“@amXFreeze 💯”
“Grok Fast now has a 2M token context window [@cb_doge] Grok-4 Fast sets a new bar in AI with a 2,000,000 token context window, double the context window of Claude, Gemini, and Meta, and 5× that of ChatGPT.”
“@RogerJStoneJr Good question”
“Grok Code now being used more than all other AIs combined on OpenRouter [@amXFreeze] Grok Code leads with 57.6% of coding traffic on OpenRouter, more than every other AI code generator combined Grok Code Fast 1 ranks #1 Grok 4 Fast is at #4”
“@based16z 💯”
“@drydenwtbrown Diego is making the right moves. Some super smart tutors @xAI. I meet with them regularly.”
“@RMistereggen Contemptible of them”
“RT @tesla_na: For an expedited delivery, come pick up your car at its birthplace at Giga Texas – straight off the factory line”
“RT @amXFreeze: This is my couch...I used Grok Vision to check if my plant’s getting the perfect amount of light for healthy growth..... It…”
“RT @cb_doge: 🚨BREAKING: Grok now ranks #1 in the Artificial Analysis Coding Index with a score of 55, beating OpenAI's ChatGPT, Google's Ge…”
“@slitnxy 😂”
“@ElonFactsX Yes”
“@RealJamesWoods 💯”
“Wow [@durov] 🇲🇩 About a year ago, while I was stuck in Paris, the French intelligence services reached out to me through an intermediary, asking me to help the Moldovan government censor certain Telegram channels ahead of the presidential elections in Moldova. After reviewing the channels”
“RT @ShitcoinSniper: @JackPosobiec Please remind them Jack ✍🏻 https://t.co/kZmlCYrL3T”
“RT @DimaZeniuk: Elon Musk's reaction when he made history with the first successful landing of a Falcon 9 booster back on Earth https://t.c…”
“@9mm_smg Touché”
“RT @RepNancyMace: REINTRODUCING: the Childhood Genital Mutilation Prevention Act to put an end to irreversible gender surgeries and medical…”
“@keithkman @myth_pilot She was really a Biden staffer?”
“RT @BillboardChris: There is no such thing as a trans woman. They are called men. There is no such thing as a trans man. They are called…”
“@hector_drummond True”
“@JamesOKeefeIII Exactly”
“@GrageDustin 💯”
“@cb_doge True”
“@IanJaeger29 Definitely not”
“@salltweets The mind virus is powerful, but now it will die”
“@PerryALPHA The ADL needs to change this now”
“@YunTaTsai1 Exactly”
“@TaraBull808 That fake judge needs to be fired”
“@WholeMarsBlog Cool”
“@atriskute @FischerKing64 😂”
“RT @michaelnicollsx: The first satellite video call from a an unmodified phone happened more than a year ago via @starlink. Now on iOS 26…”
“@shaunmmaguire 💯”
“@sappholives83 !!”
“@bonchieredstate !!”
“RT @amXFreeze: Grok App just got search auto-complete suggestions... Now, trending suggestions update in real-time with the most searched…”
“@salltweets Seriously”
