The tweet archive.

“A senior exec at Tesla sent me some funny pics from days in the factory where I was trying to show the construction team day shift what equipment wasn’t working and needed to be removed. So, I spray-painted stick figures on them 😂 https://t.co/ZWoE2yvVs2”

“@TeslaBoomerMama @Tesla Car could honk at people if you want”

“RT @Tesla: Also comes in handy when car camping in areas with no cell service, so you can adjust climate or other settings without having t…”

“RT @niccruzpatane: If you are a $TSLA investor, or just a fan of Tesla and Elon, please listen to this. Elon Musk: “I'm the same person I…”

“RT @niccruzpatane: The Tesla Model Y Is The Best-Selling Vehicle Worldwide In 2024 https://t.co/CG4TJgeAND”

“It will require outstanding execution, but I think more like 1000% gain for Tesla in 5 years is possible [@JonErlichman] Expected profit growth in next 5 years: Tesla: 258% Nvidia: 193% Amazon: 137% Netflix: 128% Microsoft: 107% Alphabet: 76% Apple: 45% (based on analyst estimates))”

“Teslas can even drive themselves on dirt roads with no markings [@niccruzpatane] This is epic. Tesla FSD navigating dirt mountain roads in China. )”

“True [@HCGNYC] @WR4NYGov The word 'funding' in and of itself is disingenuous. SpaceX bids for service contracts. They typically have offered the most compelling cost and delivery and yet our feckless Gov still awards contracts to SpaceX competitors. Tesla is the most American made autos, will soon also…)”

“RT @SawyerMerritt: NEWS: Tesla’s Dependability Improves in 2025 J.D. Power Rankings. The J.D. Power study, which measures the number of pr…”

“@WholeMarsBlog The long-term outcome for Tesla is very high”

“😢 [@Tesla_Optimus] @WholeMarsBlog It’s always “When Optimus”, never “How is Optimus”)”

“@BLKMDL3 @Tesla_AI 🦾”

“😎 [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department will receive a fleet of 10 @Tesla Cybertrucks to start patrolling the streets. According to Sheriff Kevin McMahill, the Cybertrucks will be made to look like LVMPD patrol and SWAT cars like the pic below: )”

“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla's Cybertruck has won MotorTrend's 2025 Best Tech for chassis technology. "Tesla fundamentally reimagined the rack-and-pinion steering the auto industry has spent nearly 100 years refining. That change unlocks real, tangible benefits. Thanks to steer-by-wire, Tesla’s… )”

“@Rich_Cooper Teslas rock”

“Tesla self-driving feels like magic [@TechOperator] Today I went with my friends to test drive a Tesla Model X. Here’s one experiencing FSD for the first time: 45 unregretted user seconds of joy and amazement. )”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla The Tesla factory IS the product. The Cybercab production line is like nothing else in the automotive industry.”

“Cool [@amasad] Wow — making a game in a Tesla using Replit + Grok!)”

“RT @MarioNawfal: 🇲🇽TESLA FSD HITS MEXICO—AUTONOMOUS DRIVING GOES GLOBAL Mexico gets a front-row seat to the future of self-driving tech!…”

“Cybertruck is apocalypse-level safe [@Tesla] Cybertruck earns 5-Star Overall Safety Rating from NHTSA)”

“RT @Tesla_Asia: Production of the new Model Y has officially started at Gigafactory Shanghai. Deliveries coming soon🤩 https://t.co/UYQdXCx…”

“♥️♥️ Happy Valentine’s Day ♥️♥️ [@Tesla_Optimus] Wish me luck )”

“@SawyerMerritt I’m pretty sure Tesla isn’t getting $400M. No one mentioned it to me, at least.”

“Hey @maddow, why the lie? [@SawyerMerritt] Tonight, Rachel Maddow led her show with a hit piece against the Cybertruck & Elon, suggesting the proposed $400M for armored Teslas was an example of "self-dealing." Yet she conveniently left out that the procurement list was revised in Dec 2024, when Biden was President. The… )”

“RT @RealKidPoker: The latest FSD Tesla update is unreal. Just did a 40 min drive and never touched any controls or the wheel at any point…”

“Exactly [@TeslaLarry] I'm getting a lot of people telling me that Elon should stop his political work because its impacting the Tesla share price. I'm letting them all know...I don't give a fig about the impact on the share price: if the Trump administration (and DOGE) does not fix the deficit, my…)”

“And it only gets better from here. Tesla is still on track to launch autonomous ride hailing in Austin in June and roll out to many cities in America by the end of this year. The threshold is achieving safety far in excess of the average human driver. Ultimately, autonomous… [@WholeMarsBlog] Tesla Full Self-Driving (Supervised) 13.2.7 took me from Oakland Airport to San Francisco, crossing the Bay Bridge, and I never touched the steering wheel or pedals once. )”

“RT @KRoelandschap: Tesla employee saying exactly what I experienced over the last few years. The overall build quality has improved drast…”

“RT @MarioNawfal: STUDY: TESLA EVs OUTLAST EVERY OTHER CAR ON THE ROAD!   A new study just confirmed what Tesla owners already knew—these EV…”

“RT @Tesla: Design & engineering walkthrough of New Model Y https://t.co/2jvMQOXGkM”

“@DefiyantlyFree @DarrigoMelanie Yeah. Tesla losses were high for many years, so carry forward. Super majority of profit is from production and sales overseas, not US. But the point I am making IS that we need tax reform!”

“RT @SawyerMerritt: BREAKING: Tesla is now officially hiring engineers to prepare for mass production of Optimus (Tesla Bot) in their Fremon…”

“The Tesla Optimus hand is so sophisticated that it makes a Fabergé seem simple. And it gives you a whole new appreciation for how incredible the human hand is.”

“Pretty soon, there won’t be any companies left in Delaware [@eladgil] Anyone have a list of companies that are planning, or have made the move, from Delaware to either Texas or Nevada? Right now I have: -Texas: Tesla, SpaceX, ... -Nevada: Dropbox, Neuralink, TripAdvisor, Pershing Square, TradeDesk, ... )”

“RT @Tesla: One of the first New Model Y produced at Giga Berlin, signed by local team 🤝 Production has now started across all of our 4 veh…”

“Companies are flooding out of Delaware, because the activist chief judge of the Delaware court has no respect for shareholder rights [@MarioNawfal] 🚨BILL ACKMAN MOVES HIS FIRM FROM DELAWARE TO NEVADA Ackman said top law firms are now recommending Nevada and Texas over Delaware as incorporation hubs. This shift follows a trend set by Elon, who recently moved Tesla, SpaceX, and Neuralink’s incorporation out of Delaware.… )”

“RT @MarioNawfal: ELON: TESLA IS UNIQUELY POSITIONED TO MANUFACTURE A HUMANOID ROBOT “We really have by far the best team of humanoid robot…”

“True [@Scobleizer] When a video like this drops I watch what the Tesla community says about it. Most are missing that this means the Robotaxi network will operate 24 hours a day. If you get out of a bar at 2 a.m. and a dirty one arrives you'll refuse it, and wait for another, which will take an…)”

“RT @MarioNawfal: 🚨🇺🇸TESLA NAMED A TOP 100 EMPLOYER OF CHOICE IN 2024 Tesla’s Form 10-K filing reveals the company earned a spot among the…”

“RT @levie: Teslas driving themselves off the factory floor. When you see stuff like this, it’s obvious that there are just crazy cool effic…”

“@Tesla Sure will”

“RT @Tesla_AI: Starting with the ~1.2 mile route at the Fremont factory https://t.co/avgSpBxb4j”

“Unsupervised full self-driving begins [@Tesla_AI] Teslas now drive themselves from their birthplace at the factory to their designated loading dock lanes without human intervention One step closer to large-scale unsupervised FSD )”

“RT @Tesla_Asia: Happy Chinese New Year🧧🚗 https://t.co/0CaucCyp2e”

“RT @boringcompany: Cybertunnel is open. Fast and safe way to transport Cybertruck production to the outbound lot. Thanks to @Tesla for a…”

“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: TESLA MODEL 3 is AMERICA'S MOST AFFORDABLE CAR to own https://t.co/fk9KYUwuZU”

“Yes, that’s almost always how it goes with new technology [@shaunmmaguire] The Tesla Roadster is niche w bad range The Falcon 1 is a shit rocket The Neuralink v1 bit rate is low Subways >>> cars Grok 1 sucks X will break after firing people It’s amazing how people don’t get the pattern v1 sucks, v2 is okay, v3 is SOTA, v4 is god-mode)”

“RT @TeslaKing420: Here’s more of the new Tesla Model Y, in case you’re not tired of it yet. https://t.co/KYoDDEViDo”

“Cool [@natfriedman] Just bought my fifth sequential Tesla. I keep trying other cars with an open mind but Tesla is just better.)”

“RT @MarioNawfal: CHAMATH: FSD CAN ELIMINATE ALL UNNECESSARY ROAD DEATHS “Elon has an AI brain inside the Tesla, and the ability to drive s…”