The tweet archive.

“@Trainwreckstv @stillgray Fortunately, I work late. Would you like fries with that?”

“@SamTwits ArtCenter College of Design gave me an honorary degree for my work on the original Tesla Roadster”

“@montreal_girl @bradmcgash @teddyschleifer @CommunityNotes Working on it”

“@vanschneider To be fair, there are many people at Twitter working late into the night, for whom I have great respect”

“World Cup traffic hit almost 20,000 tweets per second today! Great work by Twitter team managing record usage.”

“@catturd2 @PatrickW @kylenabecker @Twitter I am cautiously optimistic that things will work out well”

“Wait, if I Tweet does that count as work?”

“Starlink now works for high latitudes”

“@LanceUlanoff @Rainmaker1973 Then let us work to make the future better”

“@BillFOXLA @FoxNews Seems bizarre that it’s so easy enter illegally, but so hard to get a legal work visa”

“@KimDotcom Twitter engineering is working on it”

“@TrungTPhan Red Bull does work tbh”

“@chazman We’re working on something that should rank replies automatically”

“@amitkgupta84 @Jason Literally working on that tonight”

“@schrep Server control team knows because they stop working from time to time. That’s why they have the “critical 40” list.”

“@schrep There are ~1200 “microservices” server side, of which ~40 are critical to Twitter working at all, according to server control team. Trimming down that 1200 number, reducing data usage, serialized trips & simplifying app are all needed to improve speed of use.”

“@schrep Twitter is very slow in India, Indonesia & many other countries. This is fact, not “claim”. 10 to 15 secs to refresh homeline tweets is common. Sometimes, it doesn’t work at all, especially on Android phones. Only question is how much delay is due to bandwidth/latency/app.”

“@sampullara Part of today will be turning off the “microservices” bloatware. Less than 20% are actually needed for Twitter to work!”

“@SawyerMerritt Something tells me this would work 🧠”

“@balinares This is false. Anyone who can be in office, should be. However, if not logistically possible or they have essential personal matters, then staying home is fine. Working remotely is also ok if their manager vouches for excellence. Same policy as Tesla & SpaceX.”

“@mcuban It’s working for me. That said, we can definitely make the verified mentions tab more usable.”

“@DojaCat Working on it!”

“Please note that Twitter will do lots of dumb things in coming months. We will keep what works & change what doesn’t.”

“@Erdayastronaut We can do 42 min chunks at 1080 resolution now for new Blue, so you could break up a longer video. The 42 min limit should be fixed next month. How does YouTube monetization work & what could Twitter do better?”

“@IGrabill @scottbelsky @kcoleman @AlexMahadevan That is weirdly tricky due to the way Apple handles “subscriptions”. If you subscribed to the old thing, it’s not super smooth to subscribe to the new thing. We’re working on it.”

“@SirineAti @BillyM2k As soon as we confirm it’s working well in the initial set of countries and we have the translation work done, it will roll out worldwide”

“@alex_avoigt I still do a lot of work at Tesla! Was at our Palo Alto engineering office until late Thursday night when I had to redeye to NY.”

“@ZssBecker Agreed. Working on it.”

“@RealSpikeCohen The system is working 🤣”

“@BillyM2k Works every time”

“And paywall bypass for publishers willing to work with us”

“Works on any moving land object”

“We even did a Starlink video call on one airplane aloft to Starlink on another, far away, airplane aloft and it worked perfectly with no lag!”

“@cb_doge @alex_avoigt We’re working on it. Hope to release something next week.”

“@SawyerMerritt Starship & next-gen Starlink satellites are key, but much risk lies ahead before those are working at scale”

“@Brian_J_Berger That dude is not just a “condition of anonymity” spineless coward, he’s also an ignorant fool. Starlink was directly requested by the Ukraine government, as it was the only thing that worked.”

“@ashleevance The amount SpaceX is requesting for a major battlefield advantage is less than the cost of one new GPS satellite. Ironically, GPS doesn’t work on battlefields, as the signal is easy to jam, but Starlink does.”

“@rschmied @spideycyp_155 @SawyerMerritt @SpaceX Big difference between peace comms vs warfront comms. Starlink is only comms system still working at warfront – others all dead. Russia is actively trying to kill Starlink. To safeguard, SpaceX has diverted massive resources towards defense. Even so, Starlink may still die.”

“@SawyerMerritt Strange that nothing was leaked about our competitors in space launch & communications, Lockheed & Boeing, who get over $60B … Wouldn’t be surprised to find this particular individual working there when he retires from DoD. Corruption at its finest.”

“@Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 It was built & paid for at my request. Hunter & team did great work.”

“@neiltyson Indeed, that kinetic energy scales with the square of velocity is not well-appreciated! A sealed escape pod with a heat shield would probably work.”

“@OwenSparks_ @GerberKawasaki But between now and then, we do actually need to work hard”

“@teslaownersSV @Tesla Tesla team is awesome, such an honor to work with them!”

“Works on land too”

“@teslaownersSV @johnkrausphotos Note, Autopilot/AI team is also working on Optimus and (actually smart) summon/autopark, which have end of month deadlines”

“Note, we are working on making the whistle sound much louder”

“@BLKMDL3 @Apple @SpaceX We’ve had some promising conversations with Apple about Starlink connectivity. iPhone team is obv super smart. For sure, closing link from space to phone will work best if phone software & hardware adapt to space-based signals vs Starlink purely emulating cell tower.”

“@joshcarlosjosh Peter Jackson did excellent work with Lord of the Rings. The Hobbit was stretched too long for a short book.”

“Spent the day walking entire Giga Berlin production line – team is doing excellent work!”

“Please share some things in this thread which are working for you in life & that others may find helpful!”