The tweet archive.

“@waitbutwhy Do you get one? I hope it works as advertised!”

“And works almost everywhere on Earth with global roaming enabled!”

“@TeslaSynopsis We’re working hard to get Cybertruck into production! This was a tough product to design & even tougher to build. But it will be great …”

“If AGI is almost here, why doesn’t autocorrekt work!?”

“I am excited to welcome Linda Yaccarino as the new CEO of Twitter! @LindaYacc will focus primarily on business operations, while I focus on product design & new technology. Looking forward to working with Linda to transform this platform into X, the everything app.”

“@ZubyMusic Semaglutide actually works”

“@SmokeAwayyy It would actually work if worn as a hat!”

“@stillgray I think we should significantly increase legal immigration. If someone has a track record of working hard and hasn’t committed crimes, they should be welcomed.”

“@TeslaSynopsis @Tesla Once FSD is super smooth (not just safe), we will roll out a free month trial for all cars in North America. Then extend to rest of world after we ensure it works well on local roads and regulators approve it in that country.”

“@westcoastbill @Twitter Nice work by the recommendations algorithm team! As always, changes will be open source. So far, over 1M lines of code have been uploaded to our GitHub repository.”

“Sorry our video upload is so bad! We’re working on major improvements. I recommend 480p for video longer than 10 mins, as that resolution is fine for phone/laptop users.”

“Even benign dependency on AI/Automation is dangerous to civilization if taken so far that we eventually forget how the machines work”

“@Rainmaker1973 Shannon was incredible. His work will stand for eternity.”

“@growing_daniel @cstanley @ehikian @TitterDaily That fix is in work”

“We’re rapidly improving transparency & fairness on this platform, but there is still a lot of work to do”

“@krassenstein Agreed, almost all of this is in work. There will be some mistakes along the way, but we will fix them fast.”

“@stevenmarkryan There is a roughly 2 GB (compressed) file size limit, so uploading at 720p resolution should work”

“@RGVaerialphotos The team is working around the clock on many issues. Maybe 4/20, maybe not.”

“@Teslaconomics Intense work schedule”

“Yay! Nice work Dragon Team!”

“@unkonfined Should just work”

“@BillyM2k @unusual_whales It should work via web interface”

“@Anc_Aesthetics @ICannot_Enough @SF___Tahoe Working on it”

“@stillgray Working on it”

“@ICannot_Enough @SF___Tahoe You might want to consider enabling subscriptions for some of your work or just so that people can thank you”

“@JoshSeefried @BillyM2k We’re working on it. Twitter has a surprisingly complex codebase, so progress is slower than we’d like.”

“@BillyM2k We’re firing up creator subscriptions bigtime! Works for longform text, pics or video.”

“@BillyM2k @ZubyMusic Currently stuck in Apple App Store approval process, so button works on web & Android, but not yet iOS”

“@cb_doge @JonErlichman We’re working on Burnt Hair. Has to be just right.”

“Friendship takes work, enmity is effortless”

“@TitterDaily Yeah, you can totally delete things from the Internet – that works perfectly and doesn’t draw attention to whatever you were trying to hide at all”

“Works (almost) every time”

“Of course, you need to have good customer service for money. Working on it …”

“@howstuff_works 😋”

“Our “algorithm” is overly complex & not fully understood internally. People will discover many silly things , but we’ll patch issues as soon as they’re found! We’re developing a simplified approach to serve more compelling tweets, but it’s still a work in progress. That’ll also…”

“@cb_doge That whole experience gave me great respect for farmers – they work hard to put the food on everyone’s table”

“@cb_doge That’s me working on my 2nd cousin’s wheat farm in Saskatchewan. I think we did a barn raising that day. If you want to see peak human labor productivity, a good old barn-raising is it!”

“@ShellenbergerMD Great work! This is *actually* important for the health of our democracy.”

“@anothercohen But was he fired? No, you can’t be fired if you weren’t working in the first place!”

“@anothercohen The reality is that this guy (who is independently wealthy) did no actual work, claimed as his excuse that he had a disability that prevented him from typing, yet was simultaneously tweeting up a storm. Can’t say I have a lot of respect for that.”

“@iamharaldur What work have you been doing?”

“@ryanhallyall It is a major priority to enable monetization by content creators! People need to make a living and prosper from their work. We need to make it possible to upload the content in the first place. That’s getting there.”

“@dogeofficialceo @BillyM2k @LGElectronics We’re working on it!”

“@Resist_05 I’m super pro climate, but we definitely don’t need to put farmers out of work to solve climate change. Not at all.”

“@BillyM2k His best work imo”

“@Erdayastronaut Raptor start is now reliable on the test stand under most conditions. Now we’re working on dynamically adapting the start sequence based on increasingly difficult propellant inlet pressures & temps. Operating with low pressure, “warm” liquid oxygen is particularly important.”

“@tesla_europe Great work!”

“@howstuff_works Damn, that machine makes a lot of pretzels!”

“@Jason So based. Nice work @nbcsnl!”

“Nice work by Community Notes team! In general, Community Notes is a game changer for combating wrong information.”