The tweet archive.

“UDP (yeah you know me) 3X”

“TCP packet walks into a bar & says “I’d like a beer.” Barman replies “You’d like a beer?” “Yes,” replies TCP packet,“I’d like a beer.””

“Latest vertical landing rocket vid. 325M altitude, hold against wind, land w T/W>1, radar in loop http://t.co/I68Xxpb1EQ http://youtu.be/eGimzB5QM1M”

“Woohoo, Tesla direct sales petition passed the 100k threshold! Thanks a lot to everyone that helped!!”

“Have been reading about Henry Fielding, who had the most excellent pen name of Captain Hercules Vinegar”

“One learns something new every day “@UberFacts: A “Buttload” is an actual measurement of volume - Equal to 126 gallons.””

“@davidepley Thanks :)”

“@lougil_ace Taking action. Will be a 7 day grace period for $2500 ext warranty. Neg margin at that price, so must unfortunately raise.”

“Please support the White House petition to allow direct sales of cars to consumers in all states http://t.co/nHrH69MD3W http://wh.gov/llpAp”

“@arthurblake Turning recirc off, windows closed and the right film on rear glass usually works. Am asking HVAC engineering to investigate.”

“@arthurblake Tesla service can do coating or can be done by any auto glass coating company. My car is done on side & rear”

“@arthurblake Turn off AC recirc, so that cool air flows out thru rear vents & get IR coating on rear glass.”

“@justinchace will do”

“@LisaRoutel The NY auto dealers lost in court, so now they are funding a bill in NY legislature to block Tesla”

“Tesla pack swap vid still being edited (multiple camera angles). In meantime, this article contains a vid http://t.co/lyzJy4k8Eu http://techcrunch.com/2013/06/20/tesla-shows-off-a-90-second-battery-swap-system-wants-it-at-supercharging-stations-by-years-end/”

“Tomorrow night: fastest gas pump in LA vs Tesla battery pack swap http://t.co/QgZzggjIkq”

“Partial recall of Model S http://t.co/uDZ1f3RnjV http://www.teslamotors.com/blog/partial-recall”

“Battery pack swap works with all Tesla Model S cars, past and present. It was always there.”

“@zatulsky Shai actually got the idea from a visit to Tesla. The idea is obvious (many things allow battery swap), but the technology is not.”

“Video of battery pack swap will be posted to the Tesla website around 9:30pm, so those attending will see this first.”

“Live pack swap demo on Thurs night at 8pm California time at our design studio in Hawthorne. Seeing is believing.”

“Battery storage of solar power needed for night operation & to buffer grid during day. Beta projects are going well.”

“A long way to go before most power generation is solar, but the second derivative bodes well http://t.co/Af1c9xmyjn http://mobile.bloomberg.com/news/2013-06-11/u-s-solar-installations-climb-33-led-by-california.html?cmpid=yhoo”

“1st long duration firing of the new generation Falcon 9 rocket ~1.5 million pounds of vac thrust http://t.co/iGZadNVF7w http://youtu.be/CgIghRD4-ao”

“@mcrsqr True”

“We need more women in aerospace like Gwynne! http://t.co/bTl7t5nWZx http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-himi-spacex-20130609,0,2428179.story”

“Easier said than done. There is a lot of pressure from investors. It is hard not to feel super bad if u don't make ur qtr.”

“Mars requires developing complex technology over a decade+, but market cares about next 3 months. Result would be conflicting priorities.”

“@SQMInc I don't have a publicist”

“Forgot to say one thing at Tesla annual shareholders meeting: just as my money was the first in, it will be the last out.”

“Vac thrust of 700 tons means avg of 14 tons/floor of structural steel for a 50 story building.”

“@williamricci6 50% higher. ~1.3 M lbs sea level and ~1.5 M lbs vacuum thrust. Will be 60% higher with some tweaks.”

“1st firing of Falcon 9-R advanced prototype rocket. Over 1M lbs thrust, enough to lift skyscraper http://t.co/AUCsWTw77E”

“Huge expansion of Tesla Supercharger network underway. Will cover LA to NY by end of year http://t.co/MFKjBJzklc http://www.teslamotors.com/supercharger”

“Bloomberg TV features debate of @AndreaSJames vs some guy picking his nose http://t.co/n5Iu91Wu1r http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWBE_qZCLvQ”

“@RobertGaristo V much agree. Moreover, there is risk of severe non-linearities in feedback loops causing sudden warming.”

“You Can Fit A Lot Of Kindergartners In A Tesla Model S - Houston Chronicle http://t.co/iOZPxrx3sa http://www.chron.com/technology/businessinsider/article/You-Can-Fit-A-Lot-Of-Kindergartners-In-A-Tesla-4547397.php”

“Am thinking of doing a movie "sequel" of sorts to Thank You for Smoking. That was bad CO2 for indiv, this for the planet”

“Worth reading Merchants of Doubt. Same who tried to deny smoking deaths r denying climate change http://t.co/C6H8HrzS8X http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merchants_of_Doubt”

“Yeah, climate change should really be considered a centrist issue, as it affects everyone.”

“Am not suggesting shutting down CO2 production, but rather to price in environmental cost & shift to sustainable energy”

“Even if the answer is only on the order of 1%, we should still take immediate action, as there is only one atmosphere.”

“Right question to ask Dyson or others: what is probability that human actions could cause catastrophic climate change?”

“What most serious scientists have a problem with is the notion of certainty about *any* subject. That is not the point.”

“@kn0xvi11ain Very few. Scientific consensus at time of Columbus was world was round http://t.co/V3XIcob4s8 http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0307278247/ref=redir_mdp_mobile”

“Sorry for all the heavy stuff abt climate change, but I really thought world wd take action sooner. No time for subtlety”

“@1stHubbleFan @keithwarren Exactly”

“In reality, 97% of scientists agree that we face serious human generated climate change http://t.co/soQCnJB61B http://skepticalscience.com/97-percent-consensus-cook-et-al-2013.html”

“Climate change deniers claim "scientists disagree", same rebuttal used by tobacco industry about lung cancer for decades”

“Good article on "Climate Change" vs "Global Warming" referred by @ForrestTanaka http://t.co/D1s4RJ0qus http://www.skepticalscience.com/climate-change-global-warming.htm”