The tweet archive.

“@brandonr182 @sama Have you tried steam engines? They are amazing.”

“@MotorTrend Sarah should be in contact with you soon about doing a benchmark test”

“@gurnam @brianstucki @reddit It is”

“@JRMYGRNBRGR Hopefully, early next week. Results from limited release look good so far. Trying our best to be super careful.”

“@trevoclark Good point. 2.34 would be a production Tesla. Stripped down, maybe as low as 2.1.”

“@robsmallshire @ClareMacraeUK It will”

“Promising early results from the Ludricrous Easter egg. Looks like 0 to 60 mph in 2.34 sec (Motor Trend spec) might be achievable...”

“@mjreddyMD If the results look good from the latest point release, then we are days away from a release to all HW1 and to all HW2 early next week”

“@redletterdave The least cool characters...it's embarrassing”

“@mbhnyc It will in an upcoming release later this year”

“@TeslaMotors Tesla's approach to building an autonomy platform is focused on high compute efficiency machine learning. Primarily vision w radar & sonar.”

“@matt_mantyla @TeslaMotors Increasing capacity at existing Supercharger locations now has top priority. Some are overflowing while a nearby one is empty.”

“@OlivierW4 Longitudinal control will, but lateral (steering) control will cap at 35 mph for a bit longer. Will raise after full fleet data rolls in.”

“If all looks good, HW2 Autopilot functionality will switch from shadow to active mode by end of week for cars beyond initial 1000”

“New rev for Autopilot HW2 rolling out Mon to first 1000 & to rest of fleet in shadow mode. Also improves HW1 and enables Ludicrous+.”

“@fatihorhan @SpaceX That was a great game”

“@pensasoda https://t.co/6Ies7xBuBs via @WIRED https://www.wired.com/2016/12/trumps-chief-strategist-ran-massive-climate-experiment/”

“Hold-down firing of @SpaceX Falcon 9 at Vandenberg Air Force completed. All systems are go for launch next week.”

“HW2 Autopilot software uploading to 1000 cars this eve. Will then hold to verify no field issues and upload to rest of fleet next week.”

“@vicentes @DragTimes Late Jan, along with Linux kernel upgrade”

“@DragTimes Yes, but held up by Autopilot . It def works tho in shaving 0.1 sec off 0-60mph & 1/4 mile. If AP goes tmrw, then perf upgrade goes Thurs.”

“Resolving an Autopilot HW2 bug that shows up when booting from a subzero cold-soak. If that fix works, software will start uploading tmrw.”

“Churchill (non) quotes https://t.co/avA4YD6K6g http://paleofuture.gizmodo.com/9-quotes-from-winston-churchill-that-are-totally-fake-1790585636?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_twitter&utm_source=gizmodo_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow”

“@andrewket Almost there. Undergoing final validation. Might go out in next few days.”

“Deus ex machina on the center screen when it ends”

“@quipme Occasional existential dread is inevitable if you think at all about the future”

“@djsearle @FredericLambert Yes, grid won't be needed for moderate use Superchargers in non-snowy regions”

“@FredericLambert A mere 350 kW ... what are you referring to, a children's toy?”

“@yamenalhaddad Brain is full right now and that's a hard one”

“@FredericLambert There are some installed already, but full rollout really needs Supercharger V3 and Powerpack V2, plus SolarCity. Pieces now in place.”

“@ddaogaru If you don't like the P100DL, you can give it back”

“@wpconner Good idea”

“@mwangltg Yes”

“@SweensChris Should complete in 2017. One is def planned for Swift Current, near my cousin's wheat farm where I had my 18th bday.”

“@darkdude203 It is keyed off the volume of music in the car. If you turn that down w left scroll wheel, it will be quieter.”

“@CMaggiore50 Typing Mars after holding down the T symbol on the center console works on S and X. Also try renaming your car 42.”

“Make sure your car is connected to wifi for the update. Will update over its cell connection too, but takes much longer.”

“To activate the Model X holiday performance, just type holidays or ModelXmas after pressing the logo. Also, Mars. https://t.co/8Cy7YPlECX”

“@CJDSB Looking promising for next week”

“@pcwizardllc No major precipitating event, but people in general were going a bit too fast on winding roads”

“@pcwizardllc Will be restored soon where there is a lead vehicle, ie you are being overtaken a lot due to true traffic speed being higher than the sign”

“@Thebeazles Night is easy. Twilight is hardest.”

“@vicentes That is actually rolling out to all Model X's right now”

“@vicentes Yes”

“@SamLawrence 8.1, which hopefully goes out next week.”

“@DragTimes Hoping for next week. Also going through validation.”

“Looks like we might be ready to rollout most of Autopilot functionality for HW2 towards the end of next week”

“Tesla receives highest owner satisfaction score of any carmaker in Consumer Reports survey https://t.co/NpJYkz8MgA http://www.consumerreports.org/car-reliability-owner-satisfaction/car-brands-ranked-by-satisfaction/”

“Tesla Autopilot vision neural net now working well. Just need to get a lot of road time to validate in a wide range of environments.”

“@slackmds In work”