The tweet archive.

“@chairheadMD @cheron Fairing is ~$5M, but that should be reusable this year. Am fairly confident we can reuse upper stage too by late next year to get to 100%.”

“@SeanRowley2 Latency should only be 5 min max. Checking ...”

“Feature coming soon that allows one touch access to all discovered Tesla Easter eggs https://t.co/oWU6oq9Jqb”

“And so the robots spared humanity ... https://t.co/v7JUJQWfCv https://x.com/bentolmachoff/status/846476110846017536”

“@ForIn2020 @waltmossberg @mims @defcon_5 Exactly. Tesla is absurdly overvalued if based on the past, but that's irrelevant. A stock price represents risk-adjusted future cash flows.”

“@waltmossberg @mims @defcon_5 Et tu, Walt?”

“Stormy weather in Shortville ...”

“@DaveLeeBBC @verge Coal is dying due to nat gas fracking. It's basically dead.”

“@Lexxxzis It's just a helicopter in helicopter's clothing”

“@verge It won't matter”

“@SuperCoolCube Pretty good”

“Why did we waste so much time developing silly rockets? Damn you, aliens! So obtuse! You have all this crazy tech, but can't speak English!?”

“Technology breakthrough: turns out chemtrails are actually a message from time-traveling aliens describing the secret of teleportation”

“@BadAstronomer We can def bring it back like Dragon. Just a question of how much weight we need to add.”

“@tesla_addict @TeslaMotors Working on it”

“@jasonlamb Looks like it could do 20% more with some structural upgrades to handle higher loads. But that's in fully expendable mode.”

“@cheron A lot”

“@Cardoso Silliest thing we can imagine! Secret payload of 1st Dragon flight was a giant wheel of cheese. Inspired by a friend & Monty Python.”

“@redletterdave Good point, odds go from 0% to >0% :)”

“Falcon Heavy test flight currently scheduled for late summer”

“Considering trying to bring upper stage back on Falcon Heavy demo flight for full reusability. Odds of success low, but maybe worth a shot.”

“@oxfordteddy Browser is already a little better. Kernel and browser update in prob 6 weeks or so (lots of underlying changes) with a few nice features.”

“@BadAstronomer @SpaceX Thanks Phil!”

“Incredibly proud of the SpaceX team for achieving this milestone in space! Next goal is reflight within 24 hours.”

“If you just downloaded V8.1, tap the the T on center screen three times”

“@drmanejwala @arctechinc On center screen. Also, center screen *will* show speed as an overlay that changes opacity according to relevance.”

“@danahull Very few. We have yet to do a China (or Europe) launch of Model 3.”

“@business Glad to have Tencent as an investor and advisor to Tesla”

“@nickg_uk @chouky02 No”

“@nickg_uk @chouky02 You won't care”

“@NakatomiTim What gave me away?”

“@nickg_uk No”

“Here is the latest SpaceX travel ad for the flight around the moon & into deep space. Maybe needs a few edits ... https://t.co/mA8ZgutrbE https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DNkKCFaqib8”

“Long Neuralink piece coming out on @waitbutwhy in about a week. Difficult to dedicate the time, but existential risk is too high not to.”

“@erikhaaland We cannot make all country versions simultaneously or the production start would be a disaster. You would get first in Norway.”

“@Isabelle_Kent Yes”

“@D1sneyNut Yes”

“@nickbaum I believe so”

“@nddugan Yup”

“@Mr_Ewe_Guy Oh so little faith”

“@kryniog The shorter wheelbase only allows for a 75 kWh pack in Model 3 at current cell/module energy densities”

“@ToddGerkens Yeah”

“@HolsMichael Start taking orders in April”

“@dr_angus Yeah, probably a year from now. S will still win on acceleration though, due to having more space for a larger battery.”

“@akaWrecks @ckalapala Only Model S will have the seven seater option, more cargo space, plus higher range, acceleration, two screens vs one, auto extend handles …”

“@CamKode The Model S produced today is arguably version 4. Let me put it this way: it is the car I will keep driving even after Model 3 arrives.”

“@BlueBowles If fate is on our side, it will be amazing. Will talk about that in detail next week.”

“@juanmlemao No problem :)”

“@DJBurges Should be summer next year. Sorry, really wish we could get RHD done sooner. We truly are working as fast as we can.”

“@faultywarrior @matt_trulli @FredericLambert @TimShelton @JimPengelly Let me just go fetch my magic wand ...”