The tweet archive.

“https://t.co/wJDmXrEuKi”

“https://t.co/pNElNTmcKf”

“@verge Every time Alexa laughs, an angel dies, so thank goodness …”

“@ParkerMolloy Depends on what you mean by “doom””

“First production cargo trip of the Tesla Semi heavy duty truck, carrying battery packs from the… https://t.co/6fIMYGfKw1 https://www.instagram.com/p/BgCJlKbFckb/”

“@FutureCars360 @Tesla Will have Model X do a cover of Happy Birthday by Marilyn Monroe https://t.co/8TaiBF6HLs https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iH3oOVKt0WI”

“@jeremyburge Literally, if you type “jazz hands”, iOS shows this emoji 🤗”

“I just realized there is a jazz hands emoji 🤗”

“@mattfeinman If there is anyone in the third row, turn off air recirculation. Third row cooling happens by air entering from the front and exiting through the vents in the rear bumper.”

“@SpaceX Very proud of the SpaceX team! Can’t believe it’s been fifty Falcon 9 launches already. Just ten years ago, we couldn’t even reach orbit with little Falcon 1.”

“Falcon 9 flight 50 launches tonight, carrying Hispasat for Spain. At 6 metric tons and almost the size of a city bus, it will be the largest geostationary satellite we’ve ever flown.”

“@keithbigelow Very sensible summary of supersonic flight. Obvious answer is to fly high, which gives low drag & low boom amplitude at ground. If boom too loud, airframe design probably wrong too.”

“@simonhackett @ToddBourne @Tesla Good points. Will add to feature list.”

“@simonhackett @ToddBourne @Tesla Yeah, that should improve soon. Software team has been buried in Model 3 bringup and tricky bug fixes, but that’s mostly done now.”

“@ToddBourne @Tesla Almost done”

“Deep in the hole with my boring machine. Sometimes when we touch, the honesty’s too much ... https://t.co/pl6ap14tAB https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf1fcw4g4Tx/”

“@Pewwer42 Probably about a tenth of the cost and a fifth of the time”

“Want to clarify that as individuals, the people responsible for the high costs & long timelines are almost all well-meaning, but the system of incentives is messed up”

“Higher safety & environmental requirements & labor costs explain only a small part of the difference. True root cause imo is an exponential growth in bureaucracy & a self-serving private sector consultant industry earning a % on project cost, incenting them to maximize cost.”

“And New York https://t.co/gKuzKMLYS1 https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/12/28/nyregion/new-york-subway-construction-costs.html?referer=https://www.google.com/”

“And we are even worse than that in California https://t.co/WIKetQShMP https://www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/article/Editorial-To-address-Bay-Area-traffic-build-the-12668394.php”

“China’s progress in advanced infrastructure is more than 100 times faster than the US https://t.co/fcqGIK78RY http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/chinese-workers-productivity-build-nanlong-railway-station-nine-hours-longyan-a8173881.html”

“@cdelancray @sapinker @WIRED Wow, if even Pinker doesn’t understand the difference between functional/narrow AI (eg. car) and general AI, when the latter *literally* has a million times more compute power and an open-ended utility function, humanity is in deep trouble”

“@cheresh @andrestaltz End-to-end encryption encoded at firmware level. Unlikely to be hacked w current computing tech. If it is (and we learn about it), a crypto fix will go out immediately via network-wide firmware update.”

“@andrestaltz Will be simpler than IPv6 and have tiny packet overhead. Definitely peer-to-peer.”

“@ElectrekCo @TeslaRoadTrip Am feeling optimistic about beating the Semi specs announced at the unveiling for the same price. The Tesla Semi will be something really special.”

“That was a DM, right?”

“Don’t tell anyone, but the wifi password is “martians””

“Tintin A & B will attempt to beam “hello world” in about 22 hours when they pass near LA”

“First two Starlink demo satellites, called Tintin A & B, deployed and communicating to Earth stations https://t.co/TfI53wHEtz”

“@DMOberhaus About a month”

“@minhazLive This was an older version booster, so no recovery attempted”

“Missed by a few hundred meters, but fairing landed intact in water. Should be able catch it with slightly bigger chutes to slow down descent.”

“Made it back from space and fairing parafoil just deployed. Now trying to catch it ...”

“Going to try to catch the giant fairing (nosecone) of Falcon 9 as it falls back from space at… https://t.co/CVS2PoaJah https://www.instagram.com/p/BfgHKDNAplx/”

“@journoanirban @Uber @dkhos @HyperloopOne @hyperlooptt @vccircle @vccstartups If you love drones above your house, you’ll really love vast numbers of “cars” flying over your head that are 1000 times bigger and noisier and blow away anything that isn’t nailed down when they land”

“@DeadlyBananas @MichaelAVaughn Not sure. I let @jack know, but it’s still going. I literally own zero cryptocurrency, apart from .25 BTC that a friend sent me many years ago.”

“@edeggermont That’s just random”

“If anyone is curious, the name was inspired by The Fault in Our Stars”

“High altitude wind shear data shows a probable 2% load exceedance. Small, but better to be paranoid. Postponing launch to tomorrow, assuming winds are better then.”

“@lorengrush @T28058389 @VP @blueorigin @ulalaunch @SpaceX @Erdayastronaut @SciGuySpace Strange though. Delta IV Heavy has half the payload of Falcon Heavy and the BO rocket doesn’t exist yet.”

“@angilly I don’t get the little ship thing. You can’t show up at Mars in something the size of a rowboat. What if there are Martians? It would be so embarrassing.”

“I’m sure it’s parked around here somewhere … https://t.co/cq4LEhu4qD http://whereisroadster.com”

“With Asimov’s Foundation Series etched in glass in the glovebox. Zeroth law …”

“My new toaster https://t.co/1pw7xJeLpB https://www.instagram.com/p/BfSF-HSgubE/”

“@Teslarati Adding software feature to open glovebox automatically when car comes to a stop after a crash. Will look at bonding a thin plastic sheet to the front or back of screen.”

“@doug_ellison @dsfpspacefl1ght Found the source of the problem. The NASA database has the Falcon Block 1 performance. Version currently in production and set to fly in a few months is Block 5. SpaceX GNC team is submitting updated numbers.”

“@kerrbones @nextspaceflight Not enough ignition fluid to light the outer two engines after several three engine relights. Fix is pretty obvious.”

“@octagrabber @nova_road @nextspaceflight No”

“@nova_road @nextspaceflight A Shortfall of Gravitas”