The tweet archive.

“Almost forgot! Due to recent regulatory/customs rules enacted to inhibit transport of anything called a Flamethrower, we have renamed our product: “Not a Flamethrower”.”

“@darth_schmoo Yes”

“@SPPhotonic Each flamethrower comes with a state-of-the-art The Boring Company brand fire extinguisher. Will offer a TBC ice blaster before the dry season starts in winter.”

“Flamethrower obv best way to light your fireplace/BBQ. No more need to use a dainty “match” to ignite! If no wood, just drop your flamethrower in fire place! It will generate way more warmth than a quaint pile of logs.”

“@teslamarcus1 Coming soon”

“@mikesidneyphoto I think so :)”

“Nothing makes your baby more zen than a few gentle puffs of a TBC Flamethrower https://t.co/HewJf66hh2”

“First 1000 Boring Company Flamethrowers being picked up today! https://t.co/hBMp5fGzAB”

“@teslaology @DMC_Ryan @Tesla We’re building out Tesla body repair in all major metro areas to ensure super fast & excellent outcome”

“@DMC_Ryan Talked with Tesla team. Looks like we can do the aluminum Model 3 pedal covers (slightly different from S). Turning on production for Model 3 Performance version.”

“@pmnordkvist Gigafactory should be on 100% renewable energy (primarily solar with some wind) by next year. Rollout of solar already begun.”

“@Nate_072 @SpaceX Yeah, actually closer to Skylab, but with 50% larger inner diameter”

“And we’re definitely going to have a pod bay door override button. Lesson learned.”

“@MKBHD Definitely. Will also have Augmented Mode that will massively enhance human driving ability. Like a flying metal suit, but in car form …”

“Running track in @SpaceX BF Spaceship will look something like this https://t.co/563upTfV58”

“@DMC_Ryan No plans for aluminum pedals. Adds too much production complexity. Model 3 will def have summon, which will get way more advanced for S & X w HW2 Autopilot & all Model 3 cars.”

“@jovanik21 @Tesla Working on improving”

“@ElliottGotkine No way 6 mins is enough for abs. I mean, come on, 7 mins is obv right.”

“@dprzygoda Oh please, that’s obv overkill”

“Tip of the day … https://t.co/MjbYlseX45 https://x.com/elonmusk/status/872257953373368320”

“@lexiheft @Tesla Coming soon”

“@shwetp We are ramping production as fast as possible. Wait should be closer to 6 months though, not 2 years.”

“@WSJ Congratulations @murraymatt. Good move by @WSJ. Please use Matt’s Twitter pic. Essence of a good editor”

“@ang3lwtf Yup, we are extending the net area by a factor of 4”

“Am def not under any illusion that this will end illiteracy, but I hope it helps at least a little https://t.co/06IA9Xy6bL https://www.forbes.com/sites/peterhigh/2018/06/04/elon-musk-funded-xprize-is-one-step-closer-to-ending-global-illiteracy/?utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=partner&utm_campaign=yahootix&partner=yahootix&yptr=yahoo#62b6267b4465”

“@sonic_hedgehog Good morning, Sonic. Not sure how to break it to you, but … https://t.co/RPpOchBMKJ https://www.theonion.com/new-mit-study-suggests-sonic-the-hedgehog-might-be-livi-1819580078”

“@SquarePeg44 @cassianelwes We have about 11,000 projects underway in Puerto Rico”

“@cassianelwes Appreciated on behalf of Tesla team”

“@Jamie_Sullivan4 @Model3Owners You should get an invite to configure in next few days”

“@MacTechGenius @Model3Owners Definitely”

“@Heretic_Soul @Model3Owners Leasing negatively effects Tesla cash flow, so we prob won’t offer Model 3 leases for 6 to 9 months. Loan financing is a better deal anyway, as bank conservatism for new car models is v conservative about residual value, but Teslas have always had strong residual value.”

“@Model3Owners Model 3 Performance order page progressively rolling out to reservation holders over the next week or so. It’s a really great car. Not saying that lightly. Test drive is a mindwarp. Aiming to have these as our first test drive Model 3 cars in stores within 4 to 6 week’s.”

“@RReardonT @Tesla Next year”

“@heron_ziegel @jasminrohman Twitter is so dark …”

“@jkunkel2 No … no …”

“@jasminrohman That is horrifying”

“@AlexGuichet Indeed, the esthetics of cutlery are a source of great stress”

“Mason jars with a handle or wine stem cause me to lose faith in humanity”

“@RacusinJennifer @tycoonmindset05 The future”

“@SpiritosoV @KumJm @STcom Exactly!”

“@tycoonmindset05 I was an alien 🛸👽♥️💫”

“@NathanWickland @STcom Actually true!”

“@KumJm @STcom Singapore has enough land area to generate most of its electricity from the sun. Solar energy is more than most people realize. 250MW per sq km at current commercial efficiency solar panels. No more need to import fossil fuels for electricity, which is a strategic vulnerability.”

“@STcom But don’t worry, cars have been tested for emissions levels & everything’s just fine https://t.co/cg4ooQSrX3 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_emissions_scandal”

“@STcom Why have policies that promote a combustion vehicle fleet in a dense city environment? In bumper to bumper traffic, each car’s exhaust pipes releases poison gases right into the air intake of car behind. This is not healthy.”

“@STcom The results speak for themselves. Singapore is a very prosperous city and yet has very few electric cars.”

“Glad you’re ok! https://t.co/zuuYCUIKus https://x.com/zedd/status/1002244316087992320”

“Some details on the Tesla air filtration system https://t.co/kRPwg7TGsu https://x.com/tesla/status/1002261751025491968”

“@nickg_uk Mid 2019 for RHD”

“@nashlib That sounds like a fun adventure!”