“It is time to create a mecha”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@SURUdenise NERV”
“@shawnwasabi <ahem> Elon-chan”
“@StephanieeeeeJ Great. Also love Princess Mononoke.”
“Love Your Name https://t.co/fRU7nTWnML https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xU47nhruN-Q”
“@Sofiaan @vicentes @MrTommyCampbell @Tesla Maybe this could be part of a (safe) car version of Pokémon Go style game”
“@NikkoMan82 @fiquett @yousuck2020 Towelie 💗”
“@vicentes @MrTommyCampbell @Tesla Good idea!”
“@MrTommyCampbell @Tesla Whole beer keg fits in Model 3 trunk!”
“@ThingsWork Wow, mechanical logic gates”
“@ckharrison10 @yousuck2020 Comes with free towels. Nothing more useful in the entire Universe.”
“@yousuck2020 Maybe wise to bring it just in case 👽👾 😉”
“@owillis About half my money is intended to help problems on Earth & half to help establish a self-sustaining city on Mars to ensure continuation of life (of all species) in case Earth gets hit by a meteor like the dinosaurs or WW3 happens & we destroy ourselves”
“@technosucks Yes”
“Tesla exists to help reduce risk of catastrophic climate change, which affects all species on Earth. Even if your faith in humanity is faltering, this is worth caring about. Support makes a difference. Thank you.”
“Visual approximation https://t.co/sMn3Pv476Y”
“Teslaquila coming soon …”
“@mhmtkcn @Tesla Beautiful picture”
“@InsideEVs @TeslaNY @Tesla Yes, it’s hard to find. Not sure why.”
“@TeslaNY @InsideEVs @Tesla Exactly. A Tesla is objectively much safer in a crash than all other cars, according to NHTSA’s *own* calculations. This is just physics!”
“@FinancialTimes This is incorrect”
“At Falcon LZ-1 Vandenberg on Sunday night with the Base Commander. Support of @USAirForce much appreciated. https://t.co/76vsbkCN6n”
“Studebaker Museum in South Bend https://t.co/Odti9y0McC”
“@thomaspower @mvolpe Punctuality is not my strong suit”
“@SnowSnowSnow @mvolpe We’d be nothing without our fans”
“@mvolpe Because 11 is obviously louder than 10 😀”
“@FredericLambert No such thing as a “full refresh” at Tesla or even a model year. Our cars are partially upgraded every month as soon as a new subsystem is ready for production. There is no cadence.”
“@wonderofscience It sure does. Very reliable.”
“@davidquearney You are right”
“A reminder of why it’s important to accelerate advent of cars powered by electricity made from solar power”
“@justinemusk You’re most welcome, glad I could be helpful! Thanks for letting me know about it.”
“@jonostrower Warms my ❤️ 😀”
“The physics of how Tesla achieved best safety of any cars ever tested. Note, when vehicle weight is taken into account, order is more like X,S, then 3, but they are all very close.”
“https://t.co/kB6RBscyYH”
“(Credit @_TomCross_) https://t.co/ZsRRVy2iDS”
“Falcon has landed https://t.co/joqphUs1AO”
“Tesla owner shows how well ultrawhite seats hold up after 25,000 miles. The black & white interior is def best imo. https://t.co/vWQ8X8JHYF https://youtu.be/yEkmPaoBYZs”
“@CroWarrior1978 My fav character”
“Sonic boom warning. This won’t be subtle. https://t.co/WY7dn6BBY1 https://www.vandenberg.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/1652283/central-california-residents-may-experience-sonic-boom/”
“@AsbjornLD @martinengwicht @Jason @Tesla Two — one for 👽 👾 millions of years from now and one for you”
“@incentives101 @Jason @Tesla Yes, but 🐻 in 🧠 that we’re creating a generalized autonomy solution. Must work in millions of strange 🚘 situations.”
“Blade Runner — Esper Edition — Vangelis https://t.co/DiwsRmaDA0 https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=SQFRtbDK9Yk”
“@Jason @Tesla Actually, it’s 1 of 3 forward cameras in rear view mirror assembly. External cameras will auto-activate in future if car is damaged while parked.”
“@martyeuler @MebFaber Fair point 😀”
“@MebFaber When something sounds too good to be true, it usually is. Way the trick works is companies like Blackrock keep up to 50% of short interest revenue, but suffer almost none of equity decline, as they’re just “passive” managers. Blackrock made $597M in short lending last year!”
“@MebFaber Not all. However, shorting applied to market as a whole is obv net negative — it incents negative gdp! Moreover, it stops private companies from going public, preventing access by retirement funds & small investors, thus increasing wealth divide. https://t.co/7jk2Bs56HR https://www.businessinsider.com/us-has-too-few-publicly-listed-companies-2015-6?r=UK&IR=T”
“@Model3Owners V9 moving to wide release now. Holding back Autopilot drive on navigation for a few more weeks of validation. Extremely difficult to achieve a general solution for self-driving that works well everywhere.”
“@mgerrydoyle Only if they’re extremely tiny”
“Tesla owners can refer someone to buy a Tesla & get any image they want laser etched in glass & sent to deep space for millions of years”
“@eugenegu Rococo Basilisk is”
