The tweet archive.

“Tesla advanced Summon ready in ~6 weeks! Just an over-the-air software upgrade, so will work on all cars made in past 2 years (Autopilot hardware V2+).”

“Scientists uncover Sneaky move by GM”

“@rarelyserious @Tesla For those unfamiliar, this uses Tesla Autopark/Summon. Slightly smarter version hopefully ready soon. By next year, a Tesla should be able to drive around a parking lot, find an empty spot, read signs to confirm it’s valid & park.”

“@rarelyserious @Tesla Cool haha”

“Legally required officers of a corporation are president, treasurer & secretary. Guess I have to keep 1st one or it will confuse the authorities.”

“@FredericLambert Good point, might put that one back”

“Deleted my Tesla titles last week to see what would happen. I’m now the Nothing of Tesla. Seems fine so far.”

“@SnazzyQ @FredericLambert Signing off Twitter for a few days ...”

“@SnazzyQ @FredericLambert Don’t worry, we’ll make it right”

“@CGasparino @Tesla The FOIA on this will be solid gold. Can’t wait.”

“@Model3Owners Not going up. We will just offer those who ordered bought 3P either $5k back or free lifetime Supercharging.”

“@Lindowitz @FredericLambert It’s a reasonable criticism. We wanted to make the awesome version of Model 3 Performance more affordable, but it was arguably too much too soon. Taking corrective action …”

“@CGasparino @Tesla Exactly, this is total bs. What part of “production hell” sounds like a sure thing!?”

“@sk2sno @rtk86 @sheldonth @FactsDataTruth @Tesla We will enable track mode for all performance cars”

“@rtk86 @sheldonth @FactsDataTruth @Tesla Ok, we will turn off lifetime free Supercharging and give you $5k refund”

“@ctgm @FredericLambert Yeah, or free lifetime Supercharging, whichever you prefer”

“@FredericLambert Didn’t you get free Supercharging for life? Current buyers don’t get that.”

“@annerajb @FredericLambert @pjj_knowles @yames51 @DigitalDunzey Exactly. That’s Monday.”

“@officialjaden Yes. Will require tapping indicator to confirm at first. When safety looks good after 10M miles of driving or so, there will be an option to turn off confirm.”

“@pjj_knowles @yames51 @DigitalDunzey No, but I will”

“@mangeHDbackup Isn’t it obvious?”

“@yames51 @DigitalDunzey Worth it”

“@vincent13031925 @cleantechnica @CNBC @businessinsider @business @WSJ @Teslarati @InsideEVs True”

“Tesla Autopilot Drive on Navigation going to wide release in North America tonight”

“@sheldonth @FactsDataTruth @Tesla Not exactly. We just bundled the upgrade package into Performance. No problem if you want to return the car, but I think lifetime free Supercharging is a good deal.”

“@fb1975 @DigitalDunzey Haha”

“@DigitalDunzey On Insta, 10% of followers like even lame posts. On Twitter, good posts get 1%.”

“@nichegamer @raissabontempo @SomeGrayAreas @reddit @Twitter Reddit is massive, but def has gems”

“@SomeGrayAreas @reddit @Twitter Reddit’s twitter account is lame, because it’s not real Reddit”

“@Mcgillligan Exactly”

“@FactsDataTruth @Tesla You’re right. Earlier Model 3 Performance buyers got free lifetime Supercharging. Will add that to anyone who bought recently.”

“On Twitter, likes are rare & criticism is brutal. So hardcore. It’s great.”

“Glad you’re ok @tylerthecreator https://t.co/ie4yBMw0tW https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/9rkrzg/tyler_the_creator_survives_car_crash_after/?st=JNQMEMQA&sh=1a3407e2”

“@PopularEthics @Tesla S is better, but rear seat folds down in Model 3, so bikes can fit in trunk”

“@scr00chy @mcjamez @Tesla Hey that’s my Halloween costume!”

“@bosterogriego @Tesla @mayemusk @WSJ Good question”

“@mcjamez @Tesla Clearly, you’re not reading my twitter”

“@Eifiea @ianelantzy @SEC_Enforcement I wish”

“@rstefani11 @Tesla Taking action. Tesla body shops now operating in California aiming for same day body repair in most cases.”

“@Zorbrix @JamesLandino Yes Zorbix”

“@ianelantzy @SEC_Enforcement Sir, I would never …”

“@CateLuvsLondon Yes, I am a little girl. Ok, not that little. Or a girl.”

“Making progress …”

“I said dankest not darkest omg”

“@JamesLandino im actually cat girl here’s selfie rn https://t.co/2h4WeuwepE”

“@JamesLandino It’s pretty hot”

“Deep down, I think Frost secretly preferred the latter”

“@ElDuderinoGG Ok”

“Fire and Ice https://t.co/ulgSZ1wlPl”

“Flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana”