“@TeslaMotorsClub !!”
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“@alvin_vista @amaudes @PedroCoSilva We are tiny, simple creatures”
“@nichegamer RIP”
“@StasVladimirsky @JHC2718 @StephanieeeeeJ Um … yes”
“Graham’s number https://t.co/QGQafEIqdZ https://waitbutwhy.com/2014/11/1000000-grahams-number.html”
“To Infinity and Beyond! https://t.co/dgysTBqWfV”
“@MemesOfMars @Kristennetten @annerajb @flcnhvy @Erdayastronaut @PatrickLac007 @AngelGPonce @Tesla SpaceX thruster package will be subtle. Hidden behind license plate.”
“@annerajb @Kristennetten @flcnhvy @Erdayastronaut @PatrickLac007 @AngelGPonce @Tesla Haha yes”
“@pbreit @PatrickLac007 @AngelGPonce @Tesla Yes, but owner will have to accept tiny risk of damage. Those are very hard even for careful human drivers.”
“@Kristennetten @annerajb @flcnhvy @Erdayastronaut @PatrickLac007 @AngelGPonce @Tesla Yeah, that’s next after summon”
“@annerajb @flcnhvy @Erdayastronaut @PatrickLac007 @AngelGPonce @Tesla Will trace back inertial measurements & wheel movements to exit multilevel garage, unless car was teleported into position, in which case all bets are off”
“@flcnhvy @Erdayastronaut @PatrickLac007 @AngelGPonce @Tesla Initially, single plane, but hopefully multi-story later this year”
“@Erdayastronaut @PatrickLac007 @AngelGPonce @Tesla Probably 5mph or 8 km/h”
“@PatrickLac007 @AngelGPonce @Tesla Good progress on fast activation of summon down to ~1 second”
“@PatrickLac007 @AngelGPonce @Tesla Parking lots are a remarkably hard problem. Doing an in-depth engineering review of Enhanced Summon later today.”
“@mkaderi @Tesla @samiralley Agreed, it’s a small, but important, feature”
“@AngelGPonce @Tesla Ok”
“🔥”
“Also, I stole the idea from Spaceballs https://t.co/1ozau39PQZ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oNZove4OTtI”
“@NatureNews Take note”
“@Erdayastronaut @Tyler0309 @TheVondo About right, but dangerously chuggy & risking bad things at 40%. We’ll keep it above 50% for this flight.”
“@alvianchoiri @joe_mckirdy @13ericralph31 @JHC2718 @StephanieeeeeJ More like 30 to 40 mT to GTO ~27 deg. Plane change is 2*v*sin θ/2, as I recall, but doesn’t matter, as there’s no geo 🛰 anywhere near that mass.”
“@flcnhvy @joe_mckirdy @13ericralph31 @JHC2718 @StephanieeeeeJ 3”
“@joe_mckirdy @13ericralph31 @JHC2718 @StephanieeeeeJ 100mT to 125mT for true useful load to useful orbit (eg Starlink mission), including propellant reserves. 150mT for reference payload compared to other rockets. This is in fully reusable config. About double in fully expendable config, which is hopefully never.”
“@Erdayastronaut Cont of main”
“@JHC2718 @StephanieeeeeJ We changed the design quite a bit. More about this in late July.”
“~20m up & sideways for first flight. Mk1 Starship hopefully 20km up in a few months.”
“@MartianDays Sure”
“@EvaFoxU @Tesla Great team”
“Motor Trend awards Tesla Model S best Car of the Year ever in their 70 year history!! https://t.co/TiMsQ3REvH https://www.motortrend.com/news/2013-tesla-model-s-beats-chevy-toyota-cadillac-ultimate-car-of-the-year/”
“It’s Not a Flamethrower, Mr Escobar https://t.co/TXH02nixIc https://apple.news/AnZnseCGjTFGzyhZO3dqAKw”
“@JaneidyEve @flcnhvy @Space_Station @Tesla Sure”
“@flcnhvy @Space_Station @Tesla Exactly”
“The @Space_Station is moving at ~25 times the speed of sound & orbits the Earth every 90 minutes”
“@JessicaGottlieb Ok”
“@FaZe_Rain Absolutely agree, you should be allowed to move your Tesla anywhere in the world, unless it’s prevented by government rules. Thanks for letting me know.”
“@Fhrieox @kvlly Feeling extra 🍀 button”
“@kvlly Done. I’m feeling 🍀 & I’m feeling 😋 navigation buttons coming with next software release.”
“@consequence @icp @tahkion Whoop Whoop!!”
“@teslaownersSV @kvlly I think so. Will check.”
“@CHADBROH @kvlly 🤣🤣”
“@kvlly Would be cool if car took you to a random fun place traveled to by other Tesla owners in the area”
“@iainmckenzie101 @AutonomousHoag @AutonobahnAI @AlexRoy144 @Tweetermeyer @valleyhack Sigh”
“@nichegamer The answer is always aliens https://t.co/lql9XTJ7kb”
“@Erdayastronaut @AutonomousHoag @AutonobahnAI @AlexRoy144 @Tweetermeyer @valleyhack I have over the years”
“No, I’m not 😜”
“@RenataKonkoly @28delayslater @CarolineGee8 @NathanBomey @USATODAY @Tesla @mayemusk That was a real sign”
“@AutonomousHoag @AutonobahnAI @AlexRoy144 @Tweetermeyer @valleyhack I actually asked Ashlee Vance not to write the book several times. Inevitably, some things are wrong and then those errors are repeated for years.”
“@eugenelee3 @arctechinc @BrandonJHavard Exactly”
“@arctechinc @BrandonJHavard No”
