The tweet archive.

“@polyrhythmic Mean Time To Dick is a key measure of any given human or machine intelligence system”

“@Erdayastronaut @SpaceX Merlin is very simple compared to Raptor”

“@yourfavgas @VenciKudev @Tesla Width currently limited by size of cold-roll press needed to get steel to full hard condition. Bigger press will be built long-term.”

“@VenciKudev @Tesla Absolutely”

“Great questions from Hack Club!”

“@flcnhvy That’s hardcore”

“The Machine Stops https://t.co/zFWfR7IEcT https://www.ele.uri.edu/faculty/vetter/Other-stuff/The-Machine-Stops.pdf”

“@thirdrowtesla Hard to imagine 2030”

“@thirdrowtesla Seems so long ago”

“@skorusARK Exactly”

“Welcome @hiromichimizuno to the Tesla board! Honored to have you.”

“@billycrammer @FlaTesla @Tesla 👍”

“@_youhadonejob1 🤣🤣”

“Starship SN4 tank on test stand https://t.co/zN2OmMp1OS”

“@WhatsupFranks Yes, same results are showing up pretty much everywhere on Earth. Contagion is higher in high pop density cities & mortality proportionate to age.”

“Silver lining is that mortality rate is much lower than predicted & herd immunity much higher. Good news.”

“@ajtourville @psidart @TOGregTO Maybe Cybertruck will have it …”

“@psidart @TOGregTO I’m dying to do super efficient, quiet home HVAC with HEPA & water distillation. It’s weird, but I really want to do it.”

“@westcoastbill Good one”

“@jgrano305 @teslaownersSV @TOGregTO Will talk with team. We have a lot on our plate!”

“@teslaownersSV @TOGregTO Side camera view looks a little weird, as meant for self-driving, but will review with team. Image will need a little post-processing.”

“@TOGregTO That is more reasonable, especially if mostly loans. Oil & gas is an important industry without which civilization could not function at this time, but financial support should be proportionate to rest of economy.”

“@TheOnion So shall we all”

“@flcnhvy @Erdayastronaut Yes”

“@Erdayastronaut Haha sure”

“@Teslarati Good summary”

“@MFrunker @teslaownersSV @CodingMark @JosephVVallace @Kristennetten @thirdrowtesla @Tesla Coming soon”

“@ravikumarpulapa @SpaceX Yes”

“@teslaownersSV @CodingMark @JosephVVallace @Kristennetten @thirdrowtesla @Tesla Yes”

“@CodingMark @JosephVVallace @teslaownersSV @Kristennetten @thirdrowtesla @Tesla Yeah, it’s named after my friend Joe who suggested the feature”

“@teslaownersSV @Kristennetten @thirdrowtesla @Tesla Maybe just make Joe Mode quieter?”

“@flcnhvy Private beta begins in ~3 months, public beta in ~6 months, starting with high latitudes”

“In advance of this, please try to hack Starlink & Tesla Mothership!”

“There are now 420 operational Starlink satellites 🛰 😉”

“@PPathole @Supernova_Style New York seeing same results for invasive ventilators as Wuhan https://t.co/yYrjwWwixl https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-22/almost-9-in-10-covid-19-patients-on-ventilators-died-in-study”

“@skorusARK Pretty much. We place high value on simulation too, but nothing’s as weird as reality!”

“@TesLatino @flcnhvy @anime_virus @thirdrowtesla @MFrunker @SpaceX It’s made of a special dark foam that’s extremely radio transparent, so as not to affect the phased array antennas. Looks a lot like a car sun visor.”

“@Erdayastronaut @flcnhvy @anime_virus @thirdrowtesla @MFrunker Solar panel angle during orbit raise / park. We’re fixing it now.”

“@OwenSparks_ @flcnhvy @anime_virus @thirdrowtesla @MFrunker Yes”

“@yourfavgas @julia_bergeron @NASASpaceflight Small amount of isopropyl alcohol (cleaning fluid) was trapped in a sensor dead leg & ignited in flight”

“@julia_bergeron @NASASpaceflight Sure hope so!”

“@TOGregTO Frankly, much of the stimulus money is questionable, but this much to oil & gas seems especially so”

“@TOGregTO Not the greatest use of money”

“@anime_virus @flcnhvy @thirdrowtesla @MFrunker If this launch succeeds, we will have put up 422 satellites …”

“@thirdrowtesla @MFrunker Thanks! We are taking some key steps to reduce satellite brightness btw. Should be much less noticeable during orbit raise by changing solar panel angle & all sats get sunshades starting with launch 9.”

“@thirdrowtesla @MFrunker Makes sense”

“@nichegamer Nice”

“@jgrano305 @PPathole @Supernova_Style Anything surprising?”

“@PPathole @Supernova_Style Numbers I was told from Wuhan were 80% to 90% mortality rate for invasive ventilators. Those are not good odds.”

“@Supernova_Style No kidding …”