“Only a matter of time before someone steals a Tesla while playing GTA on a Tesla”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@teslaownersSV Very meta, but yes”
“@hentesla True”
“@BLKMDL3 Coming soon”
“North American Supercharger usage tracking to exceed pre covid highs in 2 to 3 weeks. Lot of noise out there. This is signal. https://t.co/PCC5DlthtA”
“@CybertruckN I think we could make that work”
“@lulusdave @Tesla Glad you’re ok”
“@flcnhvy @Ford Exactly! A carbon tax is needed to correct the unpriced externality & market will do the rest. The consequences of slow action are serious. In my opinion, we need to convert >80% of the global road, sea & air fleet to renewables by 2050.”
“@blue_bnd @TomAbbotDavies1 @Tesla @thirdrowtesla @teslaownersSV @TeslaPodcast @TeslaOwnersWW @TeslaOwnersUK @Model3Owners Looks pretty cool”
“@Ford Could be slightly faster”
“Two Starship tanks in the midbay https://t.co/QJ2V882WOC”
“@Erdayastronaut Ok”
“Special thanks to Tesla trucking & rail partners for figuratively & literally going the extra mile”
“Apologies to Tesla customers for shifting delivery dates. It’s a crazy world out there!”
“@Simon_Hypixel @peternowak Yes, it is designed to serve the least-served”
“@langdon @peternowak Yes, although Starlink works best for low population density situations”
“@peternowak Canada is a major priority for Starlink!”
“@austinbarnard45 @fael097 September sounds about right”
“@joeltelling @Kurz_Gesagt Well said by @Kurz_Gesagt”
“@eu_bike @TeslaLondon Takes longer to get regulatory approvals in Europe, plus way more diverse traffic signs, lights & road rules”
“@PPathole Timing is uncertain, given externalities, but yes”
“@ToscaMusk Congratulations!”
“@nytimes Very much disagree with this action. In my experience, these skillsets are net job creators. Visa reform makes sense, but this is too broad.”
“@ehcau Will be changed to $3k until July 1st”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay Yes”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay Yes”
“Tentative date for Tesla Shareholder Meeting & Battery Day is Sept 15. Will include tour of cell production system.”
“@BLKMDL3 @jgrano305 @uhaveanygrapes @Flash_Titans Done. Now $2k via in-app purchase.”
“Reminder that Tesla Full Self-Driving (FSD) price goes up by $1k on July 1st”
“Enabling basic Tesla Autopilot via Tesla in-app purchase is reduced to $2k until July 1”
“@austinbarnard45 All patched up!”
“@PPathole Entirely possible. Social media is a limbic amplifier, which inherently destabilizes civilization.”
“@WBMason Ensure future of Earth & extend life sustainably to other planets”
“@vincent13031925 @flcnhvy @MKBHD Probably early Q4”
“2019 seems so quaint & long ago https://t.co/xfdfcbr0DS”
“@JacobElliotC There are no signs of intelligent life”
“@vikassaini075 Yes”
“@rshramik Luck is the best superpower”
“That is our purpose”
“Tesla Bioweapon Defense Mode https://t.co/48s5D3ZQO0 https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”
“We must pass The Great Filter”
“@flcnhvy That’s how she likes it …”
“@OCTeslaClub Agreed, although best is no out of service stalls”
“Mars is my souldog”
“@PPathole @R_J_B_123 Yes”
“If heat death is the end of the universe, it really is all about the journey”
“@R_J_B_123 Best definition of innovation I’ve ever heard”
“@teslaownersSV @BLKMDL3 @jgrano305 @uhaveanygrapes @Flash_Titans All good”
“@BLKMDL3 @jgrano305 @uhaveanygrapes @Flash_Titans Will follow up by tomorrow”
“@IheartTesla @jgrano305 @uhaveanygrapes @Flash_Titans Sure”
