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The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Berlin rocks”
“@Erdayastronaut @Tesla Raptor pump power is over 100MW per engine & 33 engines, means over 3GW. Not even remotely possible for electric motors & batteries to compete.”
“@GerberKawasaki We aim for 30% GM or ~10% profitability, all costs included”
“@PopMech Good summary”
“https://t.co/VlIZsJyH4F”
“@JuicyCreativ3 George Lucas once told me that the only reason Star Wars got made is because the old studio heads died”
“@JuicyCreativ3 Old people don’t change their minds, with rare exception, they just die. Without death, there would not be change.”
“I am inspired by curiosity. That is what drives me. So let us expand the scope & scale of consciousness so that we may aspire to understand the Universe.”
“@WholeMarsBlog There will come a time in the future where people will be surprised that we let practically anyone drive a 2 ton death machine anywhere they want”
“Peace. Peace? I hate the word. Those who do care about peace (myself aspirationally included) don’t need to hear it. And those who don’t care about peace? Well …”
“https://t.co/MWjY9GBRUh https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SEzskNtFnIY”
“@Kristennetten @PPathole @engineers_feed I look kinda dumb in that pic haha”
“@PPathole @engineers_feed And Shakespeare had no surviving descendants”
“@pmarca I am increasingly convinced that corporate ESG is the Devil Incarnate”
“@engineers_feed He never had even one kid 😞”
“@lexfridman Seriously. One of them might been Einstein!”
“@GailAlfarATX @SpaceX @latestinspace @4thFromOurStar @cnunezimages @jessica_kirsh @JoeTegtmeyer @redditSpacePorn @Tesla @OwenSparks_ Константи́н Циолко́вский”
“https://t.co/6UIhHHtQyc https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-pandemic-caused-a-baby-bust-not-a-boom/?amp=true”
“I’m talking about not having kids in the first place. That’s the problem.”
“But we should”
“Humanity did not evolve to mourn the unborn”
“@MuseZack @pmarca Exactly”
“They wrote PEACE on the wall at Berghain! I refused enter.”
“https://t.co/lxZU9GZd9n”
“https://t.co/l8Ryq7nN38”
“@praetorianlabs This might be gearing up to be literally the biggest party on Earth”
“https://t.co/uOC3j4fYV0”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla This was an *exceptionally* difficult quarter due to supply chain interruptions & China zero Covid policy. Outstanding work by Tesla team & key suppliers saved the day.”
“@wintonARK Just show her this video explains everything https://t.co/UEEocOfcTb https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=000al7ru3ms”
“@cleoabram @mattyglesias True”
“@Rainmaker1973 https://t.co/kbvPXE8HY3 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funniest_Joke_in_the_World”
“@SawyerMerritt 🤣🤣”
“To think I grew up 2b bizniz magnet 🤩 https://t.co/usbPI0aSrY”
“@DriveTeslaca Yes, but we take a very cautious approach to safety. As we confirm functionality on Canadian roads, the beta will expand.”
“@teslaownersSV @PPathole @SpaceX Will take of it”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX You may be in an area that is at maximum capacity. Did SpaceX not provide an unsubscribe warning?”
“@BillyM2k 🤣”
“@JohnnaCrider1 Ok”
“@harsimranbansal Canada requires charging by the minute vs kWh. We’re working to get that changed.”
“@harsimranbansal Will find out. Our aspiration is just to make a modest return vs the fully-considered price of Supercharging.”
“@JimPethokoukis Good point. SpaceX & Tesla would probably have died, since both narrowly escaped bankruptcy in 2008.”
“Sustainable energy generation from sun & wind is making great progress!”
“@Free_Space @thesheetztweetz @AviationWeek SpaceX will do the right thing for OneWeb, even though they are a competitor”
“@TeslaOwnersUK FSD Beta should be available in Europe for LHD this summer, RHD a few months later. These dates depend on regulatory approval.”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge I mean we’re basically identical – a few differences maybe …”
“@SawyerMerritt The UAW stole millions from workers, whereas Tesla has made many workers millionaires (via stock grants). Subtle, but important difference.”
“@SawyerMerritt UAW slogan – “Fighting for the right to embezzle money from auto workers!””
“@gunsnrosesgirl3 “Don’t try this at home””
“@RustyRoad @teslaownersSV @BillyM2k @nichegamer 🧲”
