The tweet archive.

“@WholeMarsBlog Next beta release has many improvements, especially for complex left turns & heavy traffic”

“@SawyerMerritt Strange how these things are bucketed. I think of the whole company as being R&D.”

“@BillyM2k First one definitely, second is nice to have and third isn’t needed imo”

“@TeslaJedi @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Drug naming conventions are so ridiculous! Does someone just literally have a random syllable generator!?”

“@ICannot_Enough @MoodysInvSvc @SPGlobalRatings @MmeAlexandraS 🤣”

“(from making fun of Gates for shorting Tesla while claiming to support climate change action)”

“@PPathole @JamesWLaw1 @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Getting there”

“@JamesWLaw1 @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Definitely. Might be less than 5 years away, as current version Neuralinks are semi-generalized neural read/write devices with ~1000 electrodes and tinnitus probably needs <<1000. Future gen Neuralinks will increase electrode count by many orders of magnitude.”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge In the meantime, semaglutide (aka Ozempic/Rybelsus) appears to be effective in appetite control with minor side effects”

“@TeslaOwnersEBay @Teslarati @ResidentSponge @neuralink Yes”

“@24_7TeslaNews @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Current generation Neuralinks can help to some degree, but an advanced case of Alzheimers often involves macro degeneration of the brain. However, Neuralinks should theoretically be able restore almost any functionality lost due *localized* brain damage from stroke or injury.”

“@karpathy !”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge If you’ve engineered or manufactured smart watches or phones, please join Neuralink! Your skills are directly applicable.”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge It is an electronics/mechanical/software engineering problem for the Neuralink device that is similar in complexity level to smart watches (which are not easy!), plus the surgical robot, which is comparable to state-of-the art CNC machines. No need for AI/ NN/ML quite yet.”

“Moving on …”

“@BillyM2k Also, epic printer scene in Office Space”

“@BillyM2k https://t.co/NhtkBDE5k8”

“@jack Your new title at Block is 🔥🔥”

“@PPathole Yeah”

“@wintonARK ESG ratings make no sense”

“@nichegamer Elden Ring is incredible, but why are extremely gory death/murder scenes ok, but panties get you banned!?”

“@pmarca 🤔”

“@BillyM2k 🤣 also why are there still printers?”

“@Teslarati Tesla China is doing incredible work”

“shadow ban council reviewing tweet … https://t.co/cawjtwc7CW”

“in case u need to lose a boner fast https://t.co/fcHiaXKCJi”

“@WholeMarsBlog Yeah, but I didn’t leak it to NYT. They must have got it through friends of friends. I heard from multiple people at TED that Gates still had half billion short against Tesla, which is why I asked him, so it’s not exactly top secret.”

“@WholeMarsBlog FSD is best in Bay Area, given engineering mostly lives there, but rest of country will soon be at that level”

“@PPathole @teslaownersSV @BillyM2k @engineers_feed Something like that”

“@AlexAndBooks_ Good list”

“@teslaownersSV @BillyM2k @engineers_feed Yes”

“@BillyM2k @engineers_feed So many “verified” scam crypto bots!”

“@engineers_feed I will verify you. The current process for verification is like if Kafka had a Magic 8-Ball!”

“@PPathole I wish we did. Would be better for making life multiplanetary.”

“What is best in life?”

“The Barbarians are at the Gate”

“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX The real tragedy is that tie I’m wearing!”

“@WholeMarsBlog That number should probably be on my gravestone at this point”

“@PPathole Yes”

“@28delayslater 🤣💯”

“Believe in the future”

“https://t.co/IOV4tWvyxv”

“https://t.co/TMOnmKBcWQ”

“@APompliano Tesla is really a dozen or more startups if you look at all the things created from scratch that aren’t present in other car companies”

“And authenticate all real humans”

“@johnkrausphotos Indeed (heavy sigh)”

“If our twitter bid succeeds, we will defeat the spam bots or die trying!”

“Such a joy to work with amazingly talented people at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink & Boring Co!”

“@WholeMarsBlog @Herbert_Diess Diess deserves a lot of credit for moving VW rapidly towards electrification. They’re lucky to have him.”

“@SamTwits My true moral error was creating Tesla & SpaceX at same time, while avoiding general mgmt chores at Tesla (focusing only on product & engineering). Tried to have my cake & eat it too, which failed.”