The tweet archive.

“Over 5000 bottles of Burnt Hair sold!”

“An omnigender product”

“https://t.co/WDtHXqgUPx”

“With a name like mine, getting into the fragrance business was inevitable – why did I even fight it for so long!?”

“And you can pay with Doge!”

“The finest fragrance on Earth! https://t.co/ohjWxNX5ZC https://t.co/0J1lmREOBS http://boringcompany.com/burnthair”

“@ianbremmer Nobody should trust Bremmer”

“Maybe one day we can finally achieve https://t.co/jKBu2wJIDA”

“The next question one is typically asked is “Have you tried ayahuasca?” https://t.co/zo3Lw6nlxw https://www.theonion.com/ayahuasca-shaman-dreading-another-week-of-guiding-tech-1819578907/amp”

“https://t.co/Q31B9x4RCH”

“@JoshuaPGallaway @Susiecmd @CYBERTRCK @LindseyGrahamSC Not subtle”

“@SamHarrisOrg @tegmark Sam, there is a such a thing as meditating too much”

“@teslaownersSV @PPathole @NorthmanTrader Yes, back to regularly scheduled programming”

“@PPathole @NorthmanTrader Pointless, as there is currently no overlap between Russian and Ukrainian demands – it’s not even close”

“@NorthmanTrader No, it is not. I have spoken to Putin only once and that was about 18 months ago. The subject matter was space.”

“@kanyewest Talked to ye today & expressed my concerns about his recent tweet, which I think he took to heart”

“@Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 It was built & paid for at my request. Hunter & team did great work.”

“@CathieDWood 💯”

“@WholeMarsBlog It will”

“@chicago_glenn @neiltyson Strange @Twitter”

“@WholeMarsBlog I have no desire to become involved in wars, but it is safe to say that all bets are off if the nukes start flying”

“@Teslarati Strong candidate to win most counter-intuitive product of the year!”

“@MuskUniversity Important to bear in mind when reading anything”

“@neiltyson Indeed, that kinetic energy scales with the square of velocity is not well-appreciated! A sealed escape pod with a heat shield would probably work.”

“@lexfridman So many blind spots”

“@EPavlic @boringcompany 🎯”

“@spideycyp_155 @EvaFoxU There are ~25k terminals in Ukraine, but each terminal can be used to provide an Internet uplink to a cell phone tower, so potentially several thousand people can be served by a single terminal”

“Coming soon from The @BoringCompany https://t.co/cNIbFRRXyt”

“@Scobleizer Yup, it will float”

“@spideycyp_155 @MirrorinSpace @NASAEarthMars Too busy trying to survive at the time”

“@MirrorinSpace @NASAEarthMars They were invited to further their career elsewhere”

“@ace_constantine @NASAEarthMars There is a giant 30ft (literal) fork in the road outside the Autopilot office in Palo Alto”

“@SirineAti @NASAEarthMars Mine”

“@ace_constantine @NASAEarthMars I love the inverse poetry of making metaphors literal”

“@NASAEarthMars That is quite an interesting story. We sent what appeared to be identical emails to all, but each was actually coded with either one or two spaces between sentences, forming a binary signature that identified the leaker.”

“Because it runs recursively”

“@tegmark Nuclear war probability is rising rapidly”

“An eye for an eye leaves everyone blind https://t.co/pQztPvR4uI”

“@EvaFoxU Perhaps we can talk again today?”

“@spideycyp_155 @EvaFoxU True, Starlink provided a decisive battlefield advantage”

“@EvaFoxU I’ve been up all night trying to think of any possible way to de-escalate this war”

“@EvaFoxU Feels so long ago. A pleasant memory :)”

“https://t.co/VvGa39qAyE”

“@NASASpaceflight Double-header”

“@davidmarcus @PayPal Agreed”

“@Rainmaker1973 Beautiful”

“@andst7 💯”

“@kanyewest Welcome back to Twitter, my friend!”

“@muskQu0tes 💯”

“@wintonARK Dojo uses bf16, so actual performance difference vs 64 bit is much less than it would seem, since you truncate so many useless zeroes & round from there”