The tweet archive.

“@waitbutwhy I’m an alien trying to get back to my home planet”

“@varmentmobile @POTUS There are in fact 2 agendas”

“@BillyM2k 💩 —> 💰… 🤔”

“Tiny talk is talk so small it feels like it’s coming from your own mind”

“@bennyjohnson @AOC What can I say? It was a naked abuse of power.”

“Why is small talk even legal!?”

“@satiricaldissi1 🤣”

“A neuron doesn’t realize it’s a neuron”

“@CookieCrumb35 Pretty much, or at least one of the hive minds”

“… with a lot of room for improvement”

“Because it consists of billions of bidirectional interactions per day, Twitter can be thought of as a collective, cybernetic super-intelligence”

“@AliZafarsays @MrBeast True, Twitter has amazing content in Japan – roughly half of all adults online – but it’s almost never seen outside of Japan”

“🎯”

“@micsolana 🤣👍”

“🤔 https://t.co/XuJdfMTTi1”

“https://t.co/BYOBGBHOUA”

“@AOC Your feedback is appreciated, now pay $8”

“Advertisers should support:”

“@itsALLrisky 🤣”

“https://t.co/kGncG7Hs3M”

“@FridaGhitis $8”

“Twitter is simply the most interesting place on the Internet. That’s why you’re reading this tweet right now.”

“@RealSpikeCohen The system is working 🤣”

“Being attacked by both right & left simultaneously is a good sign”

“@TrungTPhan Quite a few companies like this”

“@BillyM2k Works every time”

“@TrungTPhan 🤣🤣”

“@cafreiman @micsolana Capital allocation should be done by those best at doing so”

“@TesLatino @Tesla Still a fair bit of polish to be done on 69.3. It’s a major release posing as a minor release.”

“@adrianhon Some good ideas here”

“you get what you pay for”

“@Rubiu5 If verified accounts violate terms of service, eg spam/scam/impersonation, they’ll be suspended, but Twitter will keep their money! We will definitely add cool stuff like what you’re suggesting to Twitter Blue.”

“@MichaelDell Thanks Michael”

“@bennyjohnson Absolutely agreed that the Twitter safety board should have people from all viewpoints”

“@HSajwanization Exactly!”

“@micsolana The community notes feature is awesome. Our goal is to make Twitter the most accurate source of information on Earth, without regard to political affiliation.”

“@yoyoel @JGreenblattADL @YaelEisenstat @rashadrobinson @JGo4Justice @normanlschen @DerrickNAACP @TheBushCenter @SindyBenavides Twitter's content moderation council will include representatives with widely divergent views, which will certainly include the civil rights community and groups who face hate-fueled violence”

“@yoyoel @JGreenblattADL @YaelEisenstat @rashadrobinson @JGo4Justice @normanlschen @DerrickNAACP @TheBushCenter @SindyBenavides Twitter will not allow anyone who was de-platformed for violating Twitter rules back on platform until we have a clear process for doing so, which will take at least a few more weeks”

“@yoyoel Talked to civil society leaders @JGreenblattADL, @YaelEisenstat, @rashadrobinson, @JGo4Justice, @normanlschen, @DerrickNAACP, @TheBushCenter Ken Hersch & @SindyBenavides about how Twitter will continue to combat hate & harassment & enforce its election integrity policies”

“@foundmyfitness I think so”

“@klwtts Exactly!”

“@StonksReddit 👀”

“Twitter speaks to the inner masochist in all of us”

“@TomFitton @Twitter @yoyoel It’s the user’s own setting that did this”

“Totally stole idea of charging for insults & arguments from Monty Python tbh https://t.co/oFKRyp3BS7 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDB5gbtaEQ”

“To all complainers, please continue complaining, but it will cost $8”

“@Teslarati Yup”

“@Rubiu5 That already happens very frequently”

“@thegoodgodabove 💯”

“@Erdayastronaut @SpaceForceDoD @SLDelta45 @SpaceX Falcon Heavy is a testament to the awesomeness of humanity”