“💯 [@GuntherEagleman] Senator Kennedy is one of the best at euphemisms: "When you trim fat, pigs squeal; That's just the way the world works." LOL )”
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“RT @RepBrandonGill: Our work with DOGE is only beginning. We’re going to take a flamethrower to the federal budget. Glad to join @Ingraha…”
“@1stPrincipleInv @farzyness Do it work well for this?”
“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@JohnCornyn] .@elonmusk & @DOGE are shaking things up in Washington. As we saw last night, Democrats are scared of change & have spread falsehoods about Elon + DOGE. I’m glad to set the record straight on DOGE’s efforts to root out waste & abuse & will continue to work with @POTUS + Elon…)”
“Sounds like a good idea [@LindseyGrahamSC] This afternoon I had an excellent meeting with @elonmusk and my @SenateGOP colleagues. It is now time for the White House to put together a rescissions package so that Congress can turn DOGE’s work product into law and save money for the American people. Elon seemed to be…)”
“There are still almost twice as many credit/purchasing cards as people in the government, and the limits are $10,000! A lot of shady expenditures happening. [@DOGE] Weekly Credit Card Update! Pilot program has been expanded to 16 agencies to audit unused/unneeded credit cards. After 2 weeks, ~146,000 cards have been de-activated. As a reminder, at the start of the audit, there were ~4.6M active cards/accounts, so still more work to do. )”
“Cool [@nicksortor] Met with @SpeakerJohnson in his office this morning. I left very optimistic, as he’s working to bring NEW MEDIA to the Capitol, just as Trump is doing at the White House. The days of leftist media coddling and running cover for Democrats at the Capitol are over. Stay tuned 😉)”
“It works [@WallStreetApes] Joe Rogan and Mike Benz talk about why Elon Musk’s DOGE chose USAID to target first “It's like what they tell you to do on your first day of prison, you walk up to the meanest, baddest SOB, and you punch 'em right in the mouth,” that’s USAID “We're at the tip of the iceberg.… )”
“I love that trick. Works every time 😂 [@AutismCapital] 🚨NEW: Whoopi just self-owned and admitted that she and the other View hosts were disseminating the Democrat agenda. 😂🤦♂️ "Oh yes it was! I was here! We did it!" Whoopi fell victim to the oldest psyop. Say something wrong, and let someone correct you, revealing themselves.)”
“Actions, not words, are what matter. Let’s see what actions take place. [@nicksortor] 🚨 JUST IN: Zelensky backs down to Trump just hours after U.S. pauses ALL military aid to Ukraine, thanks Trump for helping Ukraine This was so predictable 🤣 “My team and I stand ready to work under President Trump’s strong leadership to get a peace that lasts.” “We remember… )”
“Can’t someone be bothered to write three speeches? This is just lazy 😂 [@charliekirk11] It’s all fake and staged. This act doesn’t work anymore. Sad! )”
“USAID was interfering in governments throughout the world and pushing radical left politics [@MarioNawfal] 🚨🇵🇱🇺🇸 USAID FUNDED FOREIGN INTERFERENCE? U.S. TAX DOLLARS HELPED UNDERMINE POLAND’S PiS GOVERNMENT A Gazeta Polska investigation reveals millions in U.S. taxpayer dollars under Biden were funneled into Polish groups working to undermine PiS and push left-wing policies. USAID… )”
“@MarioNawfal I hope it works well in humans”
“Congratulations! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@Linda_McMahon] Thank you Mr. President for your trust in me to serve as Secretary of Education and I am hopeful of Senate confirmation. I am deeply honored and humbled for this opportunity and I am committed to working tirelessly to ensure every student has access to a quality education. I’ve… )”
“The NGOs are trying to destroy democracy! [@MarioNawfal] 🚨🇷🇴🇪🇺ROMANIA AND EU BACK NGO-LED ONLINE CENSORSHIP AHEAD OF ELECTIONS The Romanian government, EU officials, and Soros/USAID-funded NGOs just met to coordinate online censorship before the upcoming elections. NGOs like Expert Forum, ActiveWatch, and Funky Citizens will work… )”
“We had an ace up our sleeve @xAI. Turns out to be just enough to hold first place! Upgrades are in work to address presentation quality/style vs competition. That will shift ELO meaningfully higher. [@lmarena_ai] 📰More exciting news today: @xai's latest Grok-3 tops the Arena leaderboard! 🔥 This is the newest, production model, grok-3-preview-02-24 With over 3k votes, this model is tied for #1 overall, and across Hard Prompts, Coding, Math, Creative Writing, Instruction Following, and… )”
“A senior exec at Tesla sent me some funny pics from days in the factory where I was trying to show the construction team day shift what equipment wasn’t working and needed to be removed. So, I spray-painted stick figures on them 😂 https://t.co/ZWoE2yvVs2”
“The President has made it clear that this is mandatory for the executive branch. Anyone working on classified or other sensitive matters is still required to respond if they receive the email, but can simply reply that their work is sensitive. [@MarioNawfal] 🚨DEF SEC HEGSETH TO REQUIRE DoD STAFF TO RESPOND TO DOGE’S ‘WHAT DID YOU DO LAST WEEK’ EMAIL He will ask DoD personnel to submit the report to supervisors while cc’ing OPM. Employees were initially told to delay responding to the ‘What did you do last week’ email from DOGE.… )”
“That’s how it works [@DineshDSouza] Elon Musk has figured out the Soros racket. It doesn’t involve Soros spending his own money. It involves Soros making a seed investment so he can get his hands on your money. He then makes you pay, through the government, to fund your own destruction )”
“@farzyness This is a Reuters poll and Gates pays them off. That said, propaganda does unfortunately work.”
“A more accurate measure of GDP would exclude government spending. Otherwise, you can scale GDP artificially high by spending money on things that don’t make people’s lives better. For example, you could shift everyone who is building cars to working at the DMV. That would… [@Geiger_Capital] Holy shit. Atlanta Fed is now projecting that Q1 GDP will be -1.5%… a contraction. Last week it was +2.3% 4 weeks ago it was +3.9% )”
“Wow, this is cool! [@DannyLimanseta] I believe that @grok can be a serious tool to build quality games. I've been pushing the limits of Grok 3 by having it code this retro Doom-inspired Gothic shooter from scratch. It's just been less than 24 hours of work, and I think I got it to a pretty good shape. It was able… )”
“Minecraft [@DOGE] Update on the mine! OPM has successfully executed the first ever fully digital retirement. The process took 2 days and more work is needed, but this is a great improvement from the current paper solution taking multiple months. Great job by the @USOPM team. )”
“So crazy [@WallStreetApes] Why would Donald Trump, Elon Musk and DOGE want to know if federal workers are working? 🚨 SHOCKING: Internal sensitive data from inside the Department of Veterans Affairs Building Portfolio - VA Central Office 810 Vermont Avenue is a 618,000 square foot building - It has 2,483… )”
“Good thread [@SenJoniErnst] 🧵What’s the Senate DOGE Caucus been up to? Working alongside @DOGE to root out waste, fraud, and abuse and ensure government is working for Americans! We have hit the ground running 👇)”
“The New York Times is pure propaganda. And a bunch of a$$holes. [@BreannaMorello] The New York Times is putting the lives of DOGE employees at risk. You’ll notice they have no problem detailing the individuals cutting fraud and wasteful federal spend, while hiding the names of the so-called reporters who worked on this hit piece. Why do you think they left… )”
“There is a shortage of top notch air traffic controllers. If you have retired, but are open to returning to work, please consider doing so.”
“Um … what? Is this definitely real? If so, very concerning. [@MarioNawfal] 🚨🇨🇳WUHAN LAB WORKING ON COVID - THE SEQUEL The Wuhan Institute of Virology - yes, that lab - is gearing up for new experiments on a bat virus eerily similar to Covid-19. HKU5-CoV-2 can already infect human cells and is related to a virus with a 30% fatality rate. Now,… )”
“The scientist/engineer divide is artificial – what matters is working on the limiting factor [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 SCIENTISTS WHO CHANGED THE WORLD WITH THEIR INVENTIONS 🇮🇹 Galileo Galilei — Telescope 🇬🇷 Archimedes — Lever 🇬🇧 Isaac Newton — Calculus 🇩🇪 Albert Einstein — E=mc² 🏴☠️🇨🇦🇺🇸 Alexander Graham Bell — Telephone 🇵🇱🇫🇷 Marie Curie — Radioactivity 🇩🇪 Werner Heisenberg — Uncertainty… )”
“🤨 [@MarioNawfal] 🚨🇵🇱🇺🇸 USAID FUNDED FOREIGN INTERFERENCE? U.S. TAX DOLLARS HELPED UNDERMINE POLAND’S PiS GOVERNMENT A Gazeta Polska investigation reveals millions in U.S. taxpayer dollars under Biden were funneled into Polish groups working to undermine PiS and push left-wing policies. USAID… )”
“Yeah! 😀 [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 SPEAKER JOHNSON: AMERICANS WANT A LEANER, ACCOUNTABLE GOVERNMENT "The DOGE efforts are polling over 80%. Americans want a smaller, more efficient government that works for the people. This is about restoring common sense, and the Republican Party is committed to making it… )”
“🤯 [@charliekirk11] .@realchrisrufo's NSA whistleblower explains how, starting in the Obama years, the NSA swerved from being an intelligence agency to full-time DEI. Employees were hired who never did any work except attending DEI meetings. Real employees were given the message that participating… )”
“🤦♂️ [@EricLDaugh] 🚨 LMAO. Scott Jennings causes CNN host Abby Phillip to frantically figure out what she actually means when she says Elon Musk working for DOGE is a conflict of interest. PHILLIP: He's got his hands in everything in the government. His company gets a contract. That's a clear… )”
“Wow, this is cool. AI gaming will be massive. [@levelsio] IT WORKS!!!!! A FULL multiplayer with Python websockets server that receives and broadcasts all player positions every 100ms (10 times per second) All code written almost 100% by AI with Cursor and Grok 3 wrote the server code Now you can fly around with everyone else :D It'll… )”
“@NYPostOpinion Would work”
“This would help a lot of people [@shivon] You’d literally be working on giving those who have lost mobility the powers of telepathy and telekineses to regain lost parts of their lives + making the Neuralink device even better in the future! Anyone who wants a job that fills their heart with meaning should consider this!)”
“@VeganSundayWed Whatever works, I guess”
“@catturd2 DC has been a ghost town for years, because almost everyone worked from home”
“RT @FoxNews: Stressing about being able to name five things you did last week at work in response to Elon Musk's email? "You're part of the…”
“Haha [@alx] It’s really funny that legacy media are now trying to get The White House to force Elon Musk to work *less* 🤣)”
“RT @wmorrill3: Shout out to the engineering team for the work that went into making steer-by-wire "feel as natural as riding a bicycle."…”
“@CNviolations Would work”
“RT @MarioNawfal: 🇺🇸 ALINA HABBA: IF YOU CAN’T ANSWER AN EMAIL, YOU SHOULDN’T BE WORKING FOR AMERICA “I worked my butt off—speaking to peop…”
“Just applying the same standards to public vs private workforce. Fair rules for all. [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 SPEAKER JOHNSON: ASKING PUBLIC SERVANTS TO JUSTIFY THEIR WORK ISN'T UNREASONABLE "The public work force needs to be treated with dignity and respect, and so do the American taxpayers. In the private sector where most of us come from, it is not unusual for you to have to fill… )”
“@AutismCapital The Verizon system is not working and so is putting air travelers at serious risk”
“Major improvement. The key test is Friday afternoon. [@SBA_Kelly] A quick update at the end of Day One of President Trump’s return-to-office order. The SBA made BIG strides in getting back to work, but there’s more to do to - stay tuned! )”
“Exactly. This is just a case of asking federal workers to do what everyone else does. Fair. [@Thompsonklay] @MarioNawfal Being asked what you have achieved at work in some form is literally standard practice in every workplace, the meltdowns are absurd.)”
“RT @MarioNawfal: 🇺🇸ELON’S JOB ACCOUNTABILITY PUSH FACES RESISTANCE Elon asked federal employees to outline their work in a five-point summ…”
“More tax dollars saved that go straight to REDUCING YOUR TAXES! 😀 [@DOGE] The Social Security Admin. completed the same software audit. Initial findings: -4 redundant survey tools, ranging from $118K-$1.8M/year -Paying for 10,000 UI Path licenses; only using 5,011 -Paying for 20,600 Tableau licenses; only using 11,560 Fixes in work.)”
“Real work [@bigskyfit] Dear US government workers, Last week, I worked 63 hours. I drove 2600 miles. I delivered 130,000 gallons of fuel. See how easy that was? Sincerely, Jake Logan American trucker @DOGE @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump )”
